This thing is so strange, it is still ghostly outside the door, but as soon as it arrives in the yard, it is like a person, walking steadily, and it scolds while walking: "Erhu, you little bastard, I just swept the ground, and you stained me again, you are not a home but a pig's nest." ”

After finishing speaking, he picked up the broom and swept it on the ground again, it was still the same as that day, saying that it was sweeping the floor, but in fact it was just messing around, and he suddenly stopped after sweeping for a while, stretched out his head vigorously and sniffed it and said: "Erhu, you little bastard, you eat chickens again, don't you want to leave some for Lao Tzu?" ”

Scolding and scolding, he looked at the room where Zhao Erhu and his father lived, looked at it for a while, and quickly tiptoed to the root of the wall, and looked into the house with a ghostly head, it looked similar to an animal, and it was also a cunning animal. It may not have resisted the temptation of the chicken, and ran directly towards the house, and when it was about to reach the door of the house, it suddenly stopped, and then hid behind the door all of a sudden, and looked into the house with a ghostly head.

The thing looked at it for a while, as if it couldn't withstand the temptation of the chickens and soju inside, and there was no one inside, so he became bolder, slipped out of the room, and ran into the house, Baoguo said: "Senior brother, you have seen it, let's quickly block that thing in the house." ”

I shook my head and said, "Don't worry, this thing is very vigilant, we used to catch it, once we can't catch it, we will startle the snake, and it will not be easy to catch it in the future." Seeing that this guy is also a wine and meat man, we will wait for it to finish its beautiful drink, and then it will not be too late to catch it. ”

Tian Ning said: "It's still the senior brother who is doing things steadily, and the second senior brother, you listen to the senior brother." ”

Baoguo nodded, and the three of us waited there, and after waiting for a while, I felt that it was almost over, so I said to Baoguo and Tianning: "Wait a while, we will get there, you two will block the door, and I will go in by myself." ”

Tian Ning said, "Senior brother, can you go in by yourself?" I don't know what that thing is. ”

I raised the ghost head knife in my hand and said, "I have this in my hand, and the blade that slashes ghosts and monsters is in my hand, what are you afraid of?" If it wants to do murder, I'll chop it alive. ”

After I said yes, the three of us crept out, slowly to the room, the light in the room was still on, we arrived at the door of the house, I looked in, saw that the shroud had been taken off and thrown on the ground, on the bench sat a white hair thing, looked like a puppy, but because the head was lying on the partition of the large wardrobe, it was not clear what it was, at this time a stream of noise came over, making people smell the heart nauseated, this commotion I know, it is the kind of common animal, in the village is more.

At this time there was a snoring sound in the house, it seems that this guy was clever and confused for a while, and now he is actually drunk and asleep, I think to myself this time you should die, no one can save you. So carrying the ghost head knife, gently walked into the house, I went to the front to take a look, only to see this guy, sharp-beaked monkey gills, drooling in his mouth, two little paws lying there sleeping there is a breath of the sky. I guessed correctly, it was an old weasel.

Weasel is a kind of spiritual animal, ranked second among the five immortals, it is quite beautiful and cunning like a fox, in the countryside at that time, weasels can be seen everywhere, this thing is especially like some weak physique, mentally depressed people's body, most of the women are the majority, after the upper body, or sit cross-legged, or lead the neck to sing, or kick the house to the house, or walk naked, these are the upper body of the little weasel. The big weasel, known as the yellow fairy by the countryside, can practice medicine and determine the evidence, can divinate the future, of course, there are some good at bragging, love to play and make trouble, there are too many of these situations, many can not be listed one by one, the countryside respects this thing like a god.

I saw the old weasel asleep, raised the ghost head knife in his hand, ready to give it a hand knife down, the ghost head knife is extremely sharp, cut the old weasel's brain, similar to cutting tofu, but the knife was raised to the air, but stopped, the master said, animal cultivation is not easy, to go through three disasters and five tribulations, in order to achieve a little success, look at this old weasel, the fur on the body is white, as the saying goes, thousands of years black and ten thousand years white, this thing must have been many years, so I relented for a while, put the knife away, and then slowly squatted down, Holding the leg of the bench in his hand, he lifted it up vigorously and said, "You can let me in." ”

With a bang, the old weasel was directly lifted into the big closet by me, and then quickly closed the cabinet door, and then I heard someone shouting: "Which little bastard pushed me in?" Get me out of here. ”

At this time, I found the demon slaying talisman, stuck it to the door of the large closet, and then smiled and said, "Who are you?" If you let you out, I'll let you out? ”

Unexpectedly, the weasel was still in it, and it shouted in the big closet, "Who am I?" I'm Zhao Erhu's father, you little bastard, take advantage of my drunkenness and get me into the big closet, after I go out, I can't spare you. ”

I said, "Oh, it's scared to death, that third junior brother, you go and tell Zhao Erhu, just say that his father was caught by us and locked in the big closet." ”

When Tianning heard this, he hurriedly ran out, and after a while, he saw Zhao Erhu holding a rolling pin, and he came in with Tianning angrily, and after coming in, he shouted loudly: "Where is my father?" ”

At this time, I heard the old weasel in the big closet shouting: "Erhu, your father is in the big closet, hurry up and let me out." ”

Erhu walked to the front of the big closet and said, "Dad, you wait, I'll release you." ”

As he spoke, he pulled out a narrow wooden board from the big closet, then put the rolling pin in it, and crackled, and the old weasel inside was anxious, and scolded inside: "Erhu, you brute, dare to beat your father?" Little bastard, have I raised you for nothing all these years? ”

As soon as the second tiger heard the fire, the arms waved more happily, and the old weasel inside squeaked, and the voice was no longer like a human voice, and begged for mercy while screaming: "Don't fight, don't fight, I'm not your father, I'm Huang Xian, I'm Huang Xian." ”

Erhu said angrily: "I've scared us to death for more than a month, why are you pretending to be my father?" ”

The old weasel said, "Don't fight to the death first, listen to me explain things clearly." ”

I said, "Donor, stop first and let it make things clear." ”

Erhu nodded, stopped his hand, and the weasel whined there: "Oops, oops, it hurts me to death, my legs are all broken." ”

Erhu said: "Don't talk nonsense, otherwise I will fight again!" ”

The old weasel said, "Don't, don't, I'll be honest, in fact, I've been in your house all these years, so I'm very familiar with your father's voice and smile." ”

Erhu said, "What are you doing at our house?" ”

The old weasel inside said, "Don't worry, listen to me, it wasn't my intention to come at first, it was your father who invited me to the house." ”

The second tiger said, "What? Please come to the house? ”

The old weasel said anxiously, "Yes, your father invited me here." ”

"Why didn't I know about this?"

The old weasel said, "The statue you smashed is me, isn't your father going to be a god?" The top god must have a fairy family to go down to earth, and say that the things are spiritual, so your father invited me to enter the house to top the god, I possess the body to see a doctor, divination the past and the future, your father will use roast chicken and wine to worship, we each have their own needs. But after your father died, I thought that I would continue to receive your incense, but I didn't expect that you not only did not worship me, but also smashed my statue, I was very angry for a while, so I wanted to scare you and make your family restless, so I found a shroud, changed into your father's appearance, and spoke in your father's tone. ”

I said, "If you're so powerful, how can you not count us to arrest you today?" ”

The old weasel inside said: "We divination, we can only say the past, but we can't say the future, I haven't reached home yet, I just borrowed the Zhao family to practice, and I want to accumulate some yin virtue." ”