Chapter 96: Good Times, One More Piece!
Watching the Yellow Wind Monster dance with his hands, Wukong's eyes rolled, relying on his cultivation, wanting to feel how powerful the Yellow Wind Monster's samadhi divine wind was, so he didn't take out the Wind Bead, but just stood there.
"Hmph, dare to underestimate me, then go to death!"
Looking at Wukong's contemptuous appearance, the Yellow Wind Monster's dancing hand became even faster!
Call~~~
Suddenly, the yellow sand filled the sky, and the yellow wind gusted, rushing straight towards Wukong!
Wukong didn't care at first, but as time went by, the erosion of the yellow wind, Wukong's face suddenly changed! shouted: "What a samadhi kamikaze, it seems that I underestimated you!" ”
Don't dare to be careless, and immediately take out the wind beads from the storage ring.
As soon as the Dingfeng Bead came out, it suddenly emitted a ray of light in this yellow sand world to protect Wukong, no matter how the yellow wind and yellow sand raged, it couldn't hurt Wukong's hair!
Long......
The yellow sand stopped, the yellow wind dispersed, and the yellow wind monster panted and looked ahead with pride, but what caught his eye was Sun Wukong, who was still standing there with one hand on his waist and the other holding a golden hoop stick!
"Hehe, Yellow Wind Monster, is there any such samadhi kamikaze? It was very comfortable to blow it to Grandpa Sun just now, and I was blowing it a few times for Grandpa Sun. ”
Looking at Sun Wukong, who was making a lot of nonsense, the Yellow Wind Monster was dumbfounded and muttered, "No! That's impossible! How could anyone be safe and sound under the samadhi kamikaze! No way! You are a fake! You must be a fake! ”
Wukong looked at the Yellow Wind Monster who had lost his mind, and came to the Yellow Wind Monster with the golden hoop stick, and raised the golden hoop stick and fell down.
Inside the Wind Cave.
"Eh, uncle, why don't you come yet, if you don't come to Bajie, I'll be cooked!"
Tang San said in a daze: "Bajie, how mature are you?" ”
"Three matures." Bajie wailed.
"Oh~ Then your skin is quite thick. It's okay, just stay there. ”
Bajie's wail was even greater, "Master, I am your own apprentice, don't bring this!" Why did you seal my old pig's mana and not you! ”
Tang Sanfu said angrily: "Amitabha, the poor monk is a mortal, where did he get the mana to make that guy banned?" ”
Bajie: "......" MMP, if you are a mortal, what am I an old pig? Demon scum?
As he spoke, a large number of screams suddenly came from the Yellow Wind Cave.
Bajie's spirit was shocked, and he said in surprise: "It's Uncle Shi!" It must be Uncle Shi who is here! It's up to us, okay! All right! ”
Tang San's funeral was a little boring, he was finally able to sleep comfortably, was it about to end so soon? Eh, that's it, who let himself be a toiler! Now that Wukong is here, then the Wind Bead is in hand, and the Yellow Wind Monster must also die.
Crash......
Tang Sanfu, who was naked, stood up from the pot, and with a wave of his hand, the ban in Bajie's body suddenly lost its effect, took out the towel in the storage ring and wiped his body, and after getting dressed, Tang Sanfu walked out of here and came to the Yellow Wind Cave.
As soon as he entered the eye, he saw that his senior brother Monkey King was sitting on the throne belonging to the Yellow Wind Monster in a full time, holding a peach in one hand and gnawing on it, and at his feet was a corpse.
This scene is murderous, and the Three Realms are shocked!
Tang Sanbury looked at the murderous Wukong a little stunned, this side was that he had never shown it in front of him, all along, Tang Sanbury thought that Wukong was a teasing foodie, at best, his cultivation was higher.
And now, Wukong shows what it means to be a Monkey King!
Monkey King has never been a title of compassion and kindness! is different from the "Monkey King" given by Heaven in the original book, this is the title that Sun Wukong killed by force!
"Senior Brother......" glanced at the corpse on the ground, the corners of Tang San's mouth grinned, and said, "The demon I met on the road in the future, I hope that Senior Brother will kill him!" ”
Wukong's action of gnawing on the peach suddenly froze, and he looked at Tang Sanfu and said, "Senior brother, you must know that some of the demons you have encountered along the way can be killed, and some do have backgrounds!" Killing will be a disaster! ”
Tang Sanfu bowed his hands and said, "If you do evil, you will be killed!" ”
The corners of Wukong's mouth twitched, and he said, "Please think about it!" ”
Tang Sanfu once again bowed his hands and said: "Whoever does evil, regardless of the background, kill!" ”
The corners of Wukong's mouth twitched, and he looked at Tang Sanfu who was snickering at the corners of his mouth a little helplessly, and scolded in his heart: "MMP, this thing wants to be lazy again!" What to kill or not, don't you just want me to kill the monster and then shabu-shabu! ”
Although he thought so in his heart, the appreciation in Wukong's eyes never diminished. It's even more disdainful of those demons with backgrounds! Who does Sun Wukong want to kill, why do you need to look at the background? Look at people's faces?
Tang Sanfu snickered in his heart: "Ha~ It's comfortable to have a super master by your side!" In the future, just eat it, shoot or something, it's better for someone else to come! Sample, I still want to escape, I ate the poor monk's golden black meat, so I have to honestly find food for the poor monk! Even if you're my brother! If it weren't for the old apprentice who didn't cultivate, you would still be my apprentice~?~?~~?"
Looking at the scorched black Tang San's funeral, Wukong and Bajie suddenly knew in their hearts, the person who had just returned from Africa in front of them was probably talking about the master (ancestor) in their hearts again!
Out of the Yellow Wind Cave, Tang Sanfu instructed Bajie to carry the body of the Yellow Wind Monster and walked towards the place where the previous master and apprentice had settled.
After coming to the foothold, looking at the three princesses who were playing happily with their mobile phones, the corners of Tang Sanfu's mouth twitched, thinking of the third princess's condition, and sighed, "That's it, it's good to be a mascot." ”
"Third princess, it's time to eat!"
Swish~
The third princess's head suddenly raised, looked around, and said, "Where is it?" Where? ”
Tang Sanfu slapped his forehead and sighed: "What kind of sin have I created, the team is full of foodies!" If this continues, the landlord's family will have no surplus grain! ”
Do you want to say that this rat meat is good?
Tang Sanburi, who has experience, can tell you that ordinary rat meat tastes similar to mutton, why? Because of his unscrupulousness...... The great, noble, handsome, and handsome master told him that in the world of television, some unscrupulous hawkers liked to pass off rat meat, cat meat, and pork as lamb kebabs!
So, the curious Tang Sanbury secretly caught a little mouse when he was ten years old, handed it to the cook of Sanhelou, and ate a meal of rat meat. The cook's pitying look and those words were still in his heart.
"Alas, poor child, eat, eat. All cleaned up and the meals. I don't know whose poor child it is, and the adults don't care! ”
Afterwards...... When Tang San's butt returned home, it bloomed.
Now, after the entrance of the Yellow Wind Monster, Tang Sanfu suddenly found that the flesh of a demon with cultivation was different!
"Master, the Yellow Wind Monster should belong to the mink rat class, which is different from rat meat!"
Tang Sanfu's face stiffened, and he said, "I don't know if the three ripe pork is delicious......
"What Master says, that's what it is!"
Wukong: "Oh, coward! ”
The third princess: "Haw, haw, good times!" One more piece! ”