Chapter 7 Is There No Difference Between Men and Women?
The next day, there was a news in the city, a Taoist temple suffered a fire, burned, after checking this Taoist temple turned out to be an ancient building in the Ming Dynasty, but for many years, without filing, has not been repaired.
The relevant departments said that this is a crime against history, and that the relevant responsible persons must be traced, and the protection of historic sites must be done well, and the tragedy will not be repeated.
"Obviously I committed suicide, how can you say that I was accidentally injured to fight the fire, isn't that a lie?"
In the hospital ward, Xiao Daogu questioned the man next to the bed who peeled oranges and only cared about his own food. Someone from the relevant department came to investigate just now, and he has been talking nonsense all the time, probably because his mouth is a little dry.
"Girl, what do you say, that it was destroyed by the goblins? Then you get out of here and go straight to a psychiatric hospital. Besides, don't you also say that you have applied for the protection of cultural relics and have not been taken seriously, so they are responsible. I said that, not only to save trouble, maybe you can also get some medical expenses or something, look at the clothes you wear with patches, these years, the people who ask for food are richer than you, guarding such a Taoist temple, isn't the merit box a cornucopia, I really don't know what you think. ”
"Don't call me girl, call me Taoist." Xiao Daogu corrected, as for the matter of the merit box cornucopia, she had no intention of arguing.
"Pull it down, Da Tang said that you may not be a Taoist priest, I still don't believe it, now I have figured it out, your master is a veritable monk, and people have Taoist certificates, you are not, you are adopted, only have ID cards." Oh, by the way, Chu Xixi, you say, how can there be a Taoist priest with this name. In the future, when I got into a fight, people said, I am a big demon who has practiced in which mountain and which cave for many years, what black wind old monster, the great sage of chaos, ask what is your name, how do you say, you say that your name is hee hee dao chief? I'm so afraid that I'll laugh people to death, and those who don't understand it think that you rely on selling cuteness to subdue demons. ”
Xi Xi was happy, and said in his heart that this person was ugly, and his speech was quite interesting: "The Taoist, naturally, no need for external evidence, both to the Tao, is the Tao, and there is no difference between men and women in the Tao, so don't call me a girl." ”
"Is there a difference between men and women?" Chen Mushan asked rhetorically.
Xixi nodded.
Chen Mushan pretended to think for a moment and asked: "There is no difference between men and women, is there yang in yin, yin in yang, and yin and yang, so can I understand it this way, that is, I am the same as you?" ”
Xixi nodded again, unbeknownst to him, Xie Zhi, who knew his temperament well, had already begun to scold the stupid girl.
Sure enough, Chen Mushan didn't speak again, but stretched out his sinful claw and poked it towards Xixi's chest. Xixi was shocked, slapped it away, and asked in horror: "Stinky rascal, what are you doing?" ”
"Hey, don't get me wrong, you said that there is no difference between men and women, since you are not a woman, then how can I touch it as a hooligan? If you don't believe me, you touch me, you see if I will scold you for being a hooligan. Chen Mushan puffed up his chest.
Only then did Xixi understand that people had set her up, and the little good impression she had just had suddenly disappeared: "You。。。。。。 Bummer. ”
"Cut, it's you who can't justify yourself, be your girl, it's obviously different, you have to deny it, this is not called profound, it's called hypocrisy, I am most unaccustomed to your kind of false Taoism, you have the ability, you don't go to the women's toilet, you go to the men's toilet." Do you understand, little sister Xixi? ”
"You 。。。。。。" Xixi couldn't refute it, and suddenly thought of something, stabilized his Dao heart and said, "Who is Big Orange?" ”
"What big orange?"
"Tell you that I'm not a true Taoist man."
Chen Mushan realized that he had missed his mouth, and then suddenly thought that he was in a hurry and forgot the fat cat that accompanied him: "I didn't say it, you heard it wrong." ”
Xixi pursed her lips and smiled slightly, and said lightly: "That should be me misheard." ”
Chen Mushan saw that she didn't ask, but was very unsteady, and said in his heart, this girl won't be really so simple, right?
Xixi saw Chen Mushan hanging around his neck, the jade pendant made of Zhu Long, and said, "Hey, that jade pendant is so chic, can you show me?" ”
Last night's incident, Chen Mushan naturally couldn't tell her the truth, just rambling and making things up, but fortunately, Xixi didn't like to dig into the root of the problem, and if others didn't want to say it, she wouldn't ask. As for the jade pendant, Xie Zhi said, it is impossible for anyone to see a trace of demonic energy in it, keep it well, it can ward off evil spirits, it must be kept well, and it must not be given to others.
Chen Mushan didn't believe that Xixi could see the mystery, so he untied it and handed it over, and said: "This is what I have worn since I was a child, it looks good." ”
Xixi took it in her hand and looked at it for a long time, the corners of her mouth unconsciously showed a shallow smile, and then she put it around her neck and said, "Thank you for the gift, it's very beautiful." ”
"Hey, it's too much, it's mine, I didn't say I wanted to give it to you."
Xixi didn't speak, just tilted her head and smiled at him, the afternoon sun was not as warm as hers.
Chen Mushan turned his back, gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, take it and take it away." Okay, I'm leaving, I don't have time to take care of you, and I don't have that obligation, cough cough, I'll pay for the medicine for you first, enough for you to be discharged. Tell you, it's borrowing, not giving, if you have a conscience, you have to pay it back, I'm not like you, put a statue and someone will kneel to send money, and my special mother's kneel can earn money. Let's go, take care of yourself. ”
After speaking, he really didn't twist, turned around and left, Xixi's heart throbbed, but he didn't speak, just smiled and watched, watching his back disappear, his smiling face gradually dimmed, looking at his own appearance reflected in the TV set facing the hospital bed, picked up the hairpin in his hand, and coiled his hair in a bun again. Few people could recognize that it was a hibiscus crown, but she knew that she was not qualified to wear this kind of bun, but at that time, the master was still there, and he would always spoil her.
On the way home, Xie Zhishi couldn't help but make a fuss in Chen Mushan's stomach: "You loser, do you know how valuable that thing is?" ”
"Isn't it just a talisman, Lao Tzu still needs that kind of thing, Lao Tzu wishes he died early." Chen Mushan was in a bad mood.
"Uncle, you are really my uncle."
"Sun Tzu, you're welcome!"
"Can you die if you don't have a poor mouth? It's not that the king bragging, that thing can change any building you see in front of you. ”
Xie Zhi knew the value of Zhu Longyupei, and he was reluctant, so he tried to use its value to induce Chen Mushan, who had always been greedy for money. Unexpectedly, Chen Mushan didn't care at all: "Even if you can really change it, it depends on your ability, not my own, even if she doesn't want it, I will find a chance to throw it away." ”
"Your stubbornness, it's really hypocritical, obviously you like people, just admit it, in fact, just give it away, the key is to give such a heavy gift, and leave like this?"
"I like her, but I just like her face, don't you know that I have a good memory, I won't forget it if I see it once, since I won't forget it, why bother seeing her a second time."
"It's a bit of a Zen flavor, it seems that the old bald donkey still has an influence on you." Xie Zhi said sourly.
"Don't talk nonsense, what the hell did Zhu Long's do, don't think I didn't hear what you said to him."
"Please, I'll tell you."
Chen Mushan smiled evilly, caught a glimpse of a big car coming on the side of the road, and said lightly: "If you are hit by it, you must die once, right?" After speaking, the momentum is about to rush over.
"Stop your legs, I said, man, I've served you." Xie Zhi hurriedly dissuaded, he believed that this kid was really capable: "Say yes, you have to tell me first, how do you know that if I save you once, I will lose a little of my cultivation?" ”
"Every time I come back from the dead, I can feel the existence of the remaining two, I don't usually feel that way, I'm not stupid, can I still understand the truth? Let me tell you one more thing, when you showed up last night, Zhong Zhengnan wanted to come out, but I didn't want to. ”
Xie Zhi was secretly shocked, he occupied the Seven Spirits, not the main soul, so what Chen Mushan thought, he really didn't know sometimes. Last night, he was also reckless out of righteous indignation, otherwise he would never dare to show up, because once he left his body, he probably wouldn't be able to go back, and he also wondered afterwards, thinking that the Bodhisattva and Zhong Kui had been suppressed by him for too long over the years, and their mana was weak. Now when I listen to Chen Mushan, I clearly realize how arrogant I am, one is a golden-bodied bodhisattva, and the other is a righteous god of the Three Realms, if it weren't for the coincidence of heaven, how could it be possible to coexist and be one, and talk about suppression, which is ridiculous.
"Why wouldn't you?" Xie Zhi asked seriously.
"If I let the two of them out, can I still have worldly feelings?" Chen Mushan said something rarely and seriously, and immediately returned to his nature: "The key is, can I still take advantage of the little girl like last night?" Haha, so don't be grateful to me, let's take what we need. ”
Xie Zhi suddenly felt a little unable to see through this kid, in fact, he has always had a question that has not been solved, why did the Bodhisattva and Zhong Kui reincarnate in the same person like children because of a bet, and why did they choose this person instead of others, he believed, it would not be a casual choice. In fact, Xie Zhi also ignored another question, that is, how could Chen Mushan suppress Zhong Kui.
"Do you want to say it, what's going on with Zhu Long?" Chen Mushan asked impatiently.