The gun flame sprayed, the bullet spat out from the muzzle, spinning, and hitting a spiral wave of air, flying straight towards Mu Tang's head, and then ...... It was caught by two fingers, and it was easy to hold it steadily, and the metal bullet was flattened by two fingers.

Mu Tang let go of his two hands, and with a "ding", the flattened bullet fell to the ground, and then smiled and said to the woman with a confused face: "The power of your gun doesn't seem to be enough." There's no way to let everyone die together. ”

When the woman heard this, she immediately shouted hysterically, "Die", and then aimed at Mu Tang and pulled the trigger continuously with a "bang, bang, bang".

The fate of the world is so wonderful, that woman doesn't know that Mu Tang is the root cause of her bankruptcy, when what she is doing now, she is really avenging herself - well, provided that she can do it!

Click! The sound of the pistol* being shot in the air sounded, but it was the woman who missed the bullet. Mu Tang smiled and spread out his palm, and there was a pinched deformed bullet lying in his palm, as if he was laughing at the woman.

Ahhh The woman suddenly held her head and screamed, the sharp sound waves seemed to be able to puncture the eardrum of a person, and then she made a "uh" sound, rolled her eyes, fell to the ground on her back, foamed at the mouth, fainted, and twitched her hands and feet, as if she had gone crazy.

This...... The surrounding onlookers looked at each other and thought: Which one is she?

The embarrassed young fortune teller came to her side, seemed to be very knowledgeable and looked at her, felt her pulse, rolled her eyelids, and then smiled: "It's okay, it's okay, she's just too excited and excited, it doesn't matter, just rest and rest." Don't look at it, don't look at it, it's all scattered. ”

At this time, a fat policeman who was full of alcohol "rolled over", his body shape, walking like a ball rolling, he was what others called "Officer Liu". Since the police are here, the follow-up will naturally be handed over to the police. Although Officer Liu was drunk, he was not drunk and confused, and stumbled and ended the farce.

Mu Tang and the fortune teller naturally went to the police station to make a record and explain what happened, which took more than an hour.

Around twelve o'clock, Mu Tang and the fortune teller "Chen Banxian" left the police station.

"Hey, hey, it's finally out, the air outside is really fresh, I really don't like the atmosphere in the 'public gate'," After speaking, he turned his head to look at Mu Tang, "This little brother, I see that you have a strange skeleton, an extraordinary face, and a lofty instrument, do you want me to count it for you?" Thinking about how to enter the 'public gate' together, I'll give you a 20% discount. ”

Mu Tang was about to refuse, but when the words came to his lips, he thought about it again and said, "Okay, then you can calculate it for me." Hehe, what happened just now shows that you are quite accurate, if you calculate my future, you can give me a reference to see how the future should go. ”

"Hehe, the poor road is a little Taoist, a little Taoist, see and laugh. Let's go down to the tree over there. It's a hot day here, and I'm dizzy from the sun. ”

When they got to the shade of the tree, "Chen Banxian" said: "Little brother, do you want to count marriage, fortune, or fortune?" Or how do you want to calculate, I know a little bit about physiognomy, word measurement, and birthday. ”

Mu Tang thought for a while and said, "Then let's test a word." So saying, he picked up a branch on the ground and wrote on the ground. Write three horizontals first, and then write one and take one. Mu Tang originally wanted to write a "Qin" character, but halfway through the writing, he was about to write half of the "He", when he suddenly changed his mind and wrote a "water", making up a "Tai" character.

"Thai? This word is good, it has the meaning of peace and beauty. And little brother, you still write ancient characters, it seems that little brother has more research on ancient characters. ”

Mu Tang said: "You do the math." ”

"Chen Banxian" stared at the word "Tai" on the ground for a while, then looked at Mu Tang's face, and said in a chattering voice: "This little brother, you will have a grudge with three women in your life, and the situation is ...... It's not good. ”

Mu Tang smiled: "Three women? So little? ”

"Chen Banxian" rolled his eyes with a grin, "Little brother, you are really interesting, of course those women who are happy with the flesh can't be cooked, I mean women who have the intersection of spirit and flesh." You see, this word 'Thai', is it three people, add water? This woman is made of water! ”

"Well, that's kind of interesting."

"Chen Banxian" thought for a while, and said: "Moreover, you paused when you were writing just now, and then wrote down the bottom of the word 'water', and the word 'Thai' was formed, which can be said to be 'the word is not smooth', so the little brother may have something unsatisfactory in the near future." Moreover, the thing that makes the little brother unhappy is this 'water', so the little brother should try to avoid water or people related to water in the near future. However, since it is the word 'Thai', of course, in the end, it is safe and sound, and there is no danger, so the little brother does not have to worry at all. ”

After hearing this, Mu Tang smiled and said, "Hehe, then thank you Chen Banxian for your advice." ”

Chen Banxian said: "Who let us have a fate?" Hehe, a total of eighty taels, thanks to your patronage. ”

Mu Tang took out eighty taels and handed them to him, and walked away, and he didn't know how much he listened to what the "Chen Banxian" said.

"Chen Banxian" fanned the eighty-two votes in his hand, looked at Mu Tang's back, but his brows frowned slightly, and muttered: "It's weird, hey, I can't see through this guy's face...... Moreover, the 'qi' that lingered around his body seemed to be absent...... No, it shouldn't be possible...... Only the leader of a major country who is linked to the fortunes of the country can give birth to 'dragon energy'...... How could he be the leader of a great power? ”

After thinking about it, "Chen Banxian" shook his head and said with a smile: "Really, what the hell am I doing." Let's go back and clean up that mess. ”

Mu Tang didn't know that this "Chen Banxian" was the only "saint" in Kyushu, and his real name was Hua Hero! He didn't even perceive the extraordinaryness of "Chen Banxian", he only thought he was a charlatan with some ability.

After this episode, Mu Tang was in no mood to go any further, he cared that the effect of the "aura of disaster" on his body was getting stronger and stronger, as if he could encounter messy things wherever he went, it was really enough.

Mu Tang went home, re-walked this "Wuliting Old Street", and just got a good car, Zhao Tianjiao's communication was on the street.

After connecting the phone, Mu Tang smiled and said, "Handsome guy Zhao, shouldn't you let me be the guinea pig who will try dishes for you again?" Zhao Tianjiao smiled: "I'm so handsome, how many beautiful girls begged me to try the dishes, I didn't bother to take a look at them, I took the initiative to call you and you still dislike it, it's really a blessing in the blessing." ”

Mu Tang snorted and said, "I'm sorry, I can't afford your blessing." Don't talk about it, play early if you have something, and retreat if you have nothing to do! ”

“…… You owe a beating, you know? Zhao Tianjiao pouted, and then his smile changed, becoming a little yin and a little cheap, "Hehe, I only said it once, do you love to come, if you don't come, don't regret it then, hehehe, bye!" With that, he hung up the phone.

"What's the situation?" Mu Tang took down the communicator and frowned, he felt that there was something in Zhao Tianjiao's words, after thinking about it, he still said: "Forget it, anyway, at noon, let's just go to eat." Then he asked the driver to reroute to the nearest "Ten Thousand Miles", and called Tong Xiangyu and asked them if they wanted to be together, but these two people who had no conscience were already eating a big meal, Mu Tang said that he was very hurt, and hung up the phone with his face.

After passing through the "Ten Thousand Miles", Mu Tang came to the "Fifth Floor District", and then took a taxi to the "Chixia Dragon Garden" residential area. Yes, Zhao Tianjiao, a local tyrant, also bought a luxury villa in the capital, and then left the relationship with the military - after all, the task is needed, and he invited a few master-level "soul cooks" to teach him cooking knowledge and skills, and no one has this treatment.

Mu Tang came to the door of Zhao Tianjiao's house and rang the doorbell, but Zhao Tianjiao shouted at him across the courtyard: "I'm too lazy to leave, you jump in directly." ”

“……”

This scene, déjà vu? Mu Tang also unceremoniously climbed over his fence, crossed the courtyard, and walked into Zhao Tianjiao's villa. Although he had known that he had bought a house, this was the first time he had come, and when he looked around, the decoration here was not ordinary luxury, ostentatious, and in the same tone as its owner.

"Welcome, haha, how about it, my house is as handsome as mine, right? It's like yours, stingy. If you want to live in such a handsome house! ”

Mu Tang said: "You are a local tyrant, we are a bitter and poor, how can we compare with you?" Come on, serve the food, and let me see if your cooking can poison me. ”

Zhao Tianjiao said with a smile: "Even if my vegetable poison doesn't kill you, you won't have a few days to live." With that, he went into the kitchen.

What did he mean by that? What do you mean by "even if my vegetables don't poison you, you won't have a few days to live"? Mu Tang was really a little puzzled in his heart.

Not long after, Zhao Tianjiao pushed the dining cart out of the kitchen, and there were stacks of plates and saucers with lids on the dining cart, which was really like that for a while.

Zhao Tianjiao put a stack of dishes on the table and said with a smile: "Open your eyes wide, the diners who witnessed the miracle have arrived!" As he spoke, he grabbed a lid, and suddenly the mist filled the air, and a circle of golden light shot out from it, illuminating Mu Tang's cheeks.

Ooh! Dishes that glow?!

When the fog filled and revealed the true face inside, Mu Tang had a black line on his face: "You are really good at playing." ”

There was a golden chicken crawling on the plate, with the buttocks facing Mu Tang, the two chicken legs were also forked, and the chicken paws were also placed in the posture of the middle finger, which reminded Mu Tang of the "salt-baked sea lobster" that he made for him in the "Witch" before, which can be said to be the same, this guy made it clear that he was avenging the original arrow.

And the posture of the chicken butt in front of me lying on the stomach is really ......

Also, what's the deal with the golden light that comes out? It wasn't the dishes at all, but Zhao Tianjiao put a decorative lamp with golden light on the plate and circled around the chicken!

Zhao Tianjiao smiled: "What, isn't the way this chicken appears very special?" As he spoke, he picked up another dish and put it in front of Mu Tang, and the moment he lifted the lid, there was still a golden light blooming - good guy, it's a chicken again! Its posture, its butt orientation, and the middle finger of the chicken's paw are exactly the same as the previous one.

"......" Mu Tang was speechless, and at the same time had a bad premonition in his heart, and then soon his bad premonition came true, Zhao Tianjiao's plates and dishes on the dining car were all salt-baked chicken! Moreover, all the chickens' buttocks are facing Mu Tang, and the chicken paws are also pointing at Mu Tang, plus there are decorative lights with golden light on the plates, so that the place in front of Mu Tang is occupied by golden light, this picture is ...... It's literal.

Mu Tang said: "After studying for so many days, you learned to 'make chickens'?" He bites the word "chicken" very clearly.

Zhao Tianjiao smiled: "Hehe, don't bite and chew words with me, I'm so handsome, if I want to do it, I'm going to 'be a duck'." Come on, come on, eat chicken, eat chicken, if you don't eat it, it's cold! Eat the chicken butt first, this chicken butt is the best. ”

Mu Tang picked up a chicken leg, "I'm sorry, I like to eat chicken legs." Hey, how do you know chicken butts are delicious...... Oh! I see, uh, you've definitely tasted it before. No wonder you know that chicken butts are the best, but unfortunately I don't eat them, so I'll leave them to you. After speaking, he took a big bite of the chicken thigh, and ate it with a slurp, "Hmm, the taste is not bad." ”

“……”