Chapter 550: The so-called textbook
In the end, the members of the Horned Eagle Brigade apologized to the Dragon Destroyer.
Although it is not clear who is right and wrong in the past, it is always bad to say people behind their backs, and the apologies of the Horned Eagle people are also sincere.
Chang Shenghua didn't say anything, and went back to the camp with his soldiers.
After making dinner, Chang Shenghua ate with them in a circle and held a short meeting for them to reflect.
Wang Shenglin wilted: "Instructor, I was wrong......
Chang Shenghua said lightly: "Well, you are wrong. ”
Wang Shenglin cried with a sad face.
Chang Shenghua asked them: "Can scolding solve the problem?" ”
Wang Shenglin coaxed into a group - well, he remembered that he had just cursed, and this was what the female instructor hated the most.
Who knew that Chang Shenghua asked himself and replied: "Of course, scolding can solve the problem." ”
Soldiers: "??? ”
Chang Shenghua looked calm, "But scolding also requires skills." ”
Soldiers: "......"
- Instructor, even if you pretend to be so calm, you can't hide the disgust in your eyes!
However, when they thought of Chang Shenghua's ability to scold people without dirty words and make people see blood in one sentence, everyone had to admit that she was right.
Swearing is also a technical job.
Chang Shenghua criticized their scolding skills, and then changed his words and said: "Of course, Wang Shenglin, you are defending your own soldiers, although the way is not right, it is also worthy of praise. ”
The team members couldn't help laughing.
Wang Shenglin's face became even more depressed, "Instructor, don't praise me......"
There is only a female instructor in the world who can say praise as if it were hurtful.
Chang Shenghua was noncommittal, "Next time you encounter this situation, don't get excited, the more excited you are, the more serious it is, and the more people will look down on you." ”
Qi Ge muttered, "Then are we going to pretend to be light and walk away?" ”
"I can also use idioms, and I can memorize the idiom stories well recently," Chang Shenghua ignored Qi Ge's confused expression on his face, "Instructor, why do you know that I am reciting idiom stories", and said: "The specific situation is solved on a case-by-case basis, and it is best to reason with them." ”
Hu Xiaoge was a little dazed, "How can you be reasonable?" ”
"Popularize science with them," Chang Shenghua smiled, "Did you memorize so many psychological terms in vain?" What is anxiety, what is depression, what is a personality disorder...... Memorize, memorize hard, stun them, let them know how ignorant their ideas are, how their thoughts are out of keeping up with the times, knowledge is a weapon, understand? ”
When the soldiers heard this, they all laughed evilly, "Report to the instructor, we understand!" ”
Only Chen Jin silently supported his forehead - their squadron was not there, and the members of the Dragon Destroyer didn't know which corner they were taken to by the female instructor!
Chang Shenghua seemed to know that Chen Jin was slandering her, and turned his head to look at Chen Jin fixedly.
Tatsutsu was looked at a little hairy, "Instructor? ”
Chang Shenghua said faintly: "I don't know how the station is going, is the food good today?" Is there a problem with the hot water? Yesterday the weather forecast said it was snowing, did it happen? Also, did your squadron miss me? ”
Tatsutsu: "......"
Help, he's a communications soldier with the team, not a Qingluan who delivers love letters!!
And thousands of miles away in the Dragon Destroyer station.
Ning Shaoming was indeed thinking about a certain wilted and wilted instructor comrade.
Yu Qingli brought him dinner from the cafeteria, using the lunch box that Chang Shenghua usually carries.
It is impossible to expect Chang Shenghua to cook him a love meal, and fast food is not suitable for injured patients who need tonic, so Chang Shenghua usually brings a sick nutritious meal directly from the cafeteria.
But I don't know why, Ning Shaoming just thinks that the food brought by Chang Shenghua is much better than the food brought by Yu Qingli.
Ning Shaoming flattened his mouth, and the amount of food was one-third less than usual.
Yu Qingli made a fuss, "Boss, eat more, otherwise the instructor will tear us alive!" ”
Ning Shaoming rolled his eyes, "How can it be so exaggerated, don't you just say no?" She didn't know how much I had eaten. ”
"The instructor knows," Yu Qingli took out a notebook and a pen as if playing a trick, "The instructor said, boss, what you eat at each meal and how much you eat, we have to write it down." ”
Ning Shaoming: "......"
Fuck, the female devil is this pervert!
Yu Qingli said depressedly: "Boss, can you stop laughing so much and take care of the mental health of a single dog?" ”
“…… Shut up! ”
With Chang Shenghua's concern - although this "care" is a bit unusual, Ning Shaoming still insisted on drinking a small half bowl of soup, so as not to turn around and make Chang Shenghua unhappy.
Yu Qingli really took it seriously.
Ning Shaoming grabbed it and took a look, and found that they really even wrote down the dishes, and his eyelids jumped suddenly.
I don't know if it's the bad taste of this group of soldiers, or if the female devil really confessed it......
Yu Qingli was afraid that Ning Shaoming would be bored, so he chatted with him - well, about the romance he lent Ning Shaoming.
Ning Shaoming has already seen the book "Crossing the Princess is a Little Spicy" at hand from the last book "The President's Love for the Barbarian Wife" last time, although it is full of various slots, but Ning Shaoming has nothing to do now, so he will pass the time, and when Chang Shenghua comes back, it is also good to spit out with her.
Yu Qingli saw that he had finished reading "Crossing the Princess is a Little Spicy", so he took out another book like a trick.
Ning Shaoming looked at it fixedly, and said: "......"
Because the title of this book is called - "Billions of Gold: The Young Master Loves Me and I Want Temperance".
Ning Shaoming said indescribably: "Chestnut, do you feel ...... Do you need to talk to your instructor about your aesthetics? ”
Yu Qingli said happily: "I said, the instructor said - let me go my own way and scare other people's eyes with dog blood~!" ”
Ning Shaoming: "......"
Sure enough, it's the persuasive style of the female devil......
Yu Qingli stuffed the book to him and said with a wicked smile: "Boss, you can study this book more." ”
"Huh?" Ning Shaoming was puzzled, "Why?" ”
Yu Qingli said seriously: "Because this is a 'textbook' worth studying." ”
Ning Shaoming was at a loss - could it be that the title of this book is just a complaint, but the content is very exciting, esoteric and distinctive?
With the mentality of learning, Ning Shaoming turned the pages of the book.
Ten minutes later......
Ning Shaoming closed the book with a flushed face and roared, "Chestnut! What kind of book are yours!? ”
When the female devil went to check the dormitory, why didn't she throw out this evil literature!?
Yu Qingli was not stunned at all at this time, and said with a wicked smile: "'Textbook'~ Boss, don't you think you need to learn this technology?" ”
"Get out!" Ning Shaoming blushed and smashed the book over.
Yu Qingli hurriedly picked up the book, "Boss, this one is worth practicing, don't break it...... Tell you, the posture in this book, the preparation work, and the practice process are all very referential, and it is most suitable for new drivers like you to refer to on the road~~"
Ning Shaoming's face was about to explode, "You're just a new driver on the road......"
Don't think he doesn't know what "driving" means, the female devil gave him science popularization!
Yu Qingli raised his eyebrows, "Not a new driver?" Boss, you're finished! ”
“…… Shut up! Ning Shaoming grinded his teeth, "Forget it, forget it!" Don't spread rumors with your instructors! ”
If the female devil misunderstood, he would make Yu Qingli into fried chestnuts!
Yu Qingli saw that Ning Shaoming's expression was shaken, and immediately squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Everyone is a man, don't be shy, boss, I'm also good for you~"
After all, their boss is always disliked by the female instructor, if he is connected to the bed...... Ahem, lack of practical experience, you can rely on theory to make up!
Ning Shaoming was a little moved, and his eyes flickered, "This book is really as good as you say?" ”
Yu Qingli said seriously: "It's too exaggerated to watch the film, how beautiful the description is, this book is definitely written by the old driver, and it has been personally identified by the wives and children in our team who are hot kang heads, and it is absolutely true and scientific!" ”
"Oh......" Ning Shaoming silently stretched out his hand.
Yu Qingli held the book in both hands and sent it up, "Your Majesty read it slowly~!" ”
Ning Shaoming snorted coldly, turned over the position of the page he had just seen, and continued to look at Xiao Huang with a red face...... Ah, no, study the "textbook".
When the lights-out time was approaching, Ning Shaoming had already read half of the book, and his face was about to smoke, but he still pretended to be calm and kept reading, and asked Yu Qingli to take a pen and paper to take notes, but he didn't let Yu Qingli peek at it.
Now that Ning Shaoming can walk and move, although he is still living in the ward, he doesn't need to be on duty at night, Lou Xiaotian can go upstairs occasionally to take a look, so Yu Qingli has to leave before the lights go out.
Before leaving, Yu Qingli mysteriously stuffed a black bag to Ning Shaoming and said, "Don't forget, boss, theoretical experience is very important, and practical tools are also indispensable. ”
Ning Shaoming: "??? ”
Yu Qingli didn't say much, just gave Ning Shaoming an encouraging look, "The ward is a good place, boss, take advantage of it!" ”
After saying that, Yu Qingli slipped away without a trace as if he had oiled the soles of his feet.
Ning Shaoming was a little puzzled how he looked like he was being chased by a dog in this posture, and then he went to open the bag.
The bag still has a moisture-proof and waterproof zipper, Ning Shaoming opened it and looked at it, at first he didn't understand what the square-shaped things in it were, and when he took out one of them and took a closer look, he instantly threw it away as if it was burning his hand.
"! Patriotism, prosperity, harmony and friendliness! ”
The small square box was thrown to the ground, and Lou Xiaotian, who came to check the room, just pushed the door in.
Lou smiled: "......"
Ning Shaoming: "......"
Lou Xiaotian glanced at the things on the ground, then looked at the not small bag in his hand, and said meaningfully: "As an injury, you should understand that your current physical strength is not very suitable for intense exercise, right?" ”
Ning Shaoming, who was flying in June, said helplessly: "This is not my pot......"
Lou Xiaotian also guessed that this must be what the group of soldiers were messing up again, picked up the things on the ground, and approached to adjust the potion, Lou Xiaotian was about to say something, but as soon as he lowered his head, he saw the "textbook" on his bed.
On the pages, the rows of indescribable words are very striking.
Lou Xiaotian narrowed his eyes.
Ning Shaoming: "......"
Is it too late for him to jump into the Yellow River now?