Chapter 27: The Great Black Umbrella
It's not too early to get home, the tiger boy is lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, and Chu Xixi is carefully taking care of the white cat's hair. Seeing the master come back, the tiger boy said to the mobile phone, "Brothers, my master is back, let's talk for a while", got up and quickly served him tea respectfully, said "hard work", and continued to interact with the person on the other side of the mobile phone.
Chen Mushan didn't care, he was really tired after a day of running, took off his stinky socks, and leisurely picked his feet. Originally, he didn't have this stinky problem, since Chu Xixi escaped death, he didn't know what to think, anyway, what was he doing in front of Xiao Daogu. also deliberately took advantage of her attention, put the fingers that had picked out the stinky feet on the nose and sniffed it, with a cool expression.
Chu Xixi just smiled, but didn't speak.
The tiger boy was fascinated by the master's handsome posture, turned the camera of the mobile phone, and shouted: "Brothers, look, this is my master, the most domineering face, the most riotous action, it is simply incomparable." β
"Damn, what are you doing?" Chen Mushan immediately put his feet down.
"Live broadcast!" As he spoke, the tiger boy looked at his mobile phone and shouted excitedly: "Thank you brother for the private jet." β
"Crazy?" Chen Mushan scolded while leaning over to watch, it was really a live broadcast, but the number of viewers was 2: "Brothers, don't spoil that word, hey, who is this jade-faced little gentleman who sent the plane, why did you give such a mother's name?" β
"Wei Chi, people are really interesting, a plane is a thousand yuan."
Chen Mushan was speechless: "Neurotic, just give you money directly, one thousand yuan will be in your hands, and the remaining five hundred will be counted as your earnings." β
"It's work." Tiger Boy said aggrievedly.
"What? The idea that Yu Chi kid came up with? Let you start a live broadcast to spread feudal superstitions? Chen Mushan's eyes immediately widened, he understood that there were some things that a few people knew, and random publicity would do more harm than good.
"No, an anchor found Yu Chi and said that when he was doing a live broadcast, he always felt that someone was staring at him behind him, so we wanted to see what was going on, everyone started broadcasting after ten o'clock, and it was not yet one o'clock, so your apprentice would play casually when he was idle." Chu Xixi said.
"Only those who have ghosts in their hearts will feel that there are ghosts behind them." Chen Mushan was obviously very disdainful of them taking on this kind of work.
"You think it's all you, you have to walk around when you see it."
"Master, you misunderstood, that anchor is really wrong, don't believe me, I have a video of his fame on my phone."
After the tiger boy finished speaking, a video was played, in which an extremely charming girl was singing, and within a few minutes, six or seven voices were changed, all of which were very sultry. After reading it, Chen Mushan didn't think there was anything wrong, some people are born with a talent for language, and it is normal to change the tone at will: "What's this, voice actor monster." β
The tiger boy lowered his voice and said, "Master, this is a man's. β
"What?" Chen Mushan almost jumped up, stared at it a few more times, and couldn't tell that the person inside was a man: "You said he was a man?" β
"It's true, when he came to find Wei Chi, I didn't believe it, I touched it with my own hands, there is no doubt about it."
Chu Xixi grinned, expressing his speechlessness at the unique behavior of the master and apprentice.
"Tiger boy, goodbye him, kill for me, a good man is not appropriate, why pretend to be a woman and corrupt the atmosphere."
"Okay, I must teach him a lesson for you, and see what makes my master angry, but the crux of the matter is that the guy himself said that just before he took this video, he suddenly saw a person staring at him behind him through the computer screen, and then he didn't know what was going on, his voice changed, and the most incredible thing is that if it wasn't for the video as proof, he didn't know what he did." As the tiger boy spoke, he felt a chill down his spine.
Chen Mushan knew that the "little sister" in the video was a man dressed as a woman, and he couldn't help but feel nauseous in his stomach, how could he still be in the mood to care about his: "You deserve it, take it away, don't show it to me." β
"Okay." The tiger boy said aggrievedly.
Seeing the tiger boy, Chen Mushan suddenly thought of something: "Hey, tiger boy, don't go to the antique shop tomorrow, I'll take you somewhere." β
As soon as he heard that the master was going to take him out, he immediately became happy: "Okay, okay, where are you going?" β
"The secret of heaven cannot be revealed, you will know when you go." Chen Mushan said mysteriously.
"We have promised people to go to his house tomorrow to see, the tiger boy has a special physique, if there is an accident, we have to rely on your apprentice to help, you take him away, whether we live or die?" Chu Xixi said softly.
"Yes, Master, I promised that it would be too late." Tiger Boy is in a dilemma.
Seeing that Chu Xixi also seemed worried, Chen Mushan was naturally concerned: "Drag it back, finish the business, I'll go to the head office with him tomorrow, right?" β
"Of course it's best to have you, do you need my help with your business?"
"No, it's enough to have him."
"Okay."
Chen Mushan went into the house to sleep after washing, but at about eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, he secretly took out his mobile phone, downloaded a live broadcast software, turned down the volume, and watched it for a long time.
The next day, the tiger boy got up early, washed up and prepared to leave, but Chen Mushan was not in a hurry, and watched the movie leisurely with a cup of tea. Chu Xixi was not curious about what he was going to do, and after eating, he went to the antique shop with the cat in his arms. The reason why I want to hold the cat is because Tangram really can't stand to be alone with that perverted man, and every day I either let it go downstairs to seduce the beautiful women who have love for kittens and dogs, or talk about some topics that are not taboo in meat and vegetables, so every time the owner goes out Qiqiao wants to follow. Chu Xixi naturally didn't know this, but seeing that Qiqiao wanted to follow, he hugged it casually.
Seeing that his master didn't move, the tiger boy didn't dare to ask, so he lay on the sofa bored and made up for sleep, and when it was almost noon, he was kicked awake. When I opened my eyes, I saw that the master was ready to go, but there was one thing that was very strange, in this winter, it was not snowing, and the sun was not scorching, but Chen Mushan was carrying a big black umbrella in his hand.
"What are you doing in a daze, let's go."
The tiger boy hurriedly put on his shoes, went out and got into the car before asking, "Master, what are we going to do today?" β
"You'll know when you go."
"What are you doing with an umbrella?"
"You'll know when you go."
Seeing that the master didn't want to say more, he didn't ask.
The car finally stopped on the side of the road opposite an express delivery point, Chen Mushan looked at the time, at half past twelve at noon, and then looked at the other side of the road, there were many tricycles parked at the door of the express delivery point. After waiting for about ten minutes, a Luo Guo came out of it with a boxed lunch and sat on his little tricycle to eat.
Seeing him, Chen Mushan's eyes lit up: "The time is just right." β
"What time?" The tiger boy was puzzled.
Chen Mushan pointed to Luo Guo on the other side of the road and said to the tiger boy: "If you see him, you will be like this for a whileγγγγγγ β
After listening to the master's plan, the tiger boy was confused and replied embarrassedly: "That's not good, it's not good for no reason, I can't bully people." β
"It's not to bully him, it's to help him."
"Huh? Could it be that I can slap him straight with a slap? Is it so amazing? I'll have to work harder. Tiger Boy said humbly.
Chen Mushan couldn't cry or laugh, and hurriedly said: "Don't, Brother Tiger, Master Tiger, I'm not asking you to slap him straight, you have some strength in your hands, don't shoot people to death, don't ask why, do what I say, go back and tell you in detail, go quickly, there's no time." β
How dare the tiger boy delay, he pulled the car door and walked across the road, and Chen Mushan walked over from the side with an umbrella.
Luo Guo is naturally Wang Dong, he was eating, and suddenly a huge black shadow in front of him blocked the sun, and when he looked up, he was a big man.
"Are you looking for me?" Wang Dong asked.
The tiger boy was at a loss, glanced at Chen Mushan not far away, and looked very embarrassed, the latter rushed at him Nunu and signaled to hurry up.
Wang Dong saw that the big man was squinting to the side, he didn't understand what it meant, and was about to turn his head, when the tiger boy suddenly snatched the lunch box from his hand, and then buckled it firmly on himself, and then scolded: "You are a dead Luo pot, do you have long eyes, you see, pour all the rice on me." β
However, don't look at his fierce screaming, his voice is somewhat weak.
Wang Dong was dumbfounded, where had he ever seen this kind of operation, and he said that he didn't know him, and he didn't offend anyone, so how to find his own fault for no reason. However, he was very calm, knowing that there were many monitoring probes around, and he would not be wronged in vain, so he was about to stand up and explain, but he didn't have to act on his own at all, and the big man had to pull him up and pull him to the sun on the side of the road like a chicken, and without saying a word, he raised his hand to fight.
"What are you going to do?"
"What? You stinky Luo pot, you mess with no one, you mess with me, I'll shoot you straight today. β
After speaking, he hesitated, but the big slap of the pu fan was still firmly slapped on Wang Dong's back, although the action was very exaggerated, but the force was not great, but even so, where could the weak Wang Dong eat the strength of this wild man, he only felt that his muscles and bones were about to break, and at that moment, there was a real sense of soul leaving the body, and he shouted out with a loud voice.
At the same time, a man with a large black umbrella happened to pass by, and after the person passed, the umbrella was closed.