CH.42 The Old Woman Who Picks Up Her Intestines

Half a month has passed since Lingqing and them left, and after Liu Zhu came, he added a little bit of vitality to the villa, but this kid is not doing his job, he plays games with the computer every day, and has become an Internet addict. And in the past few days, in addition to attending classes at school, I have practiced swords, and also studied the ancient books that Qin Xue left me.

The Taoist decision in the ancient book, under Liu Zhu's suggestion, I actually understood a lot, but if I want to learn it, it will probably take some time.

Murong also lives in the villa, but there is one more person in the villa, that is, Liu Ying, the leader of the group who wants to follow Murong alive or dead, Murong seems to have accepted his fate and let Liu Ying follow him, but whenever he goes to the toilet, Liu Ying will always ask him outside the toilet if he has brought paper, which is really unbearable.

That night, I finally got fed up with the boredom of ancient books and swordsmanship, so I grabbed Liu Zhu and drove out in Lingqing's sports car, ready to go shopping around the city, otherwise I would definitely get sick.

"Ahhhhhh You have one more ring than the four rings!! ”

While I was driving the car, I was playing "The Song of the Five Rings", and my mood suddenly felt a lot more comfortable, Liu Zhu held a PSP, bowed his head in the passenger seat and played the game, I looked at my heart for a while, reached out and grabbed his game console, and said: "It's rare to come out and play once, don't play games all day long." ”

Liu Zhu snatched the game console back, and said angrily: "I used to be in the mountains, but I didn't have such a fun thing, I think I'm eighteen years old and still playing with my brother and sister on the yellow earth to play with glass balls!" Now what's wrong with playing! ”

I was speechless for a while, it turns out that Yichen Hall is such a boring place, so with Geng Di's character, can you really stay there?

While talking to Liu Zhu, I drove on the fifth ring road, today's moon is very round, but very dark, there is a faint yin in the air, I feel a burst of unhappiness, driving, there are fewer cars around, this is a very strange thing, I looked at my phone, but it is only more than seven o'clock, it should be a normal congestion period, how can there be so few cars today?

Liu Zhu also felt a little weird, put down the game console, pinched his fingers, and his face changed: "Don't you look at the yellow calendar when you go out?" ”

"Look at your sister's yellow calendar, how can I understand it!"

"Today is the day of the big murder, it is not appropriate to travel by car!"

"Bang-" Before the words fell, I felt a sound in front of the car, and when I turned my head, there was an old woman lying in front of the car, she was wearing a simple floral cotton jacket and carrying a plastic bag in her hand, at this time the blood under the stomach had spread out, and a bunch of intestines had also flowed out.

Damn, this is the Fifth Ring Fast Track! How could this old woman suddenly appear here! I looked at the computer and when Liu Zhu spoke, I was already slowing down, and the speed shouldn't be enough to knock people like this, right?

Seeing the motionless old woman, I was immediately anxious, this is a big deal, even if Murong can help me settle it, I will definitely not be happy in my heart, Liu Zhu said even more exaggeratedly: "What did I just say!" Not travel-friendly! You kid doesn't look at the point when he drives, now it's okay, I've hit someone, I'll say it first, this matter has nothing to do with me, and I don't have any money, you kid is going to squat! ”

I glared at Liu Zhu fiercely, this dead fat man is just unreliable, he hid faster than anyone else at the critical moment, I was about to get out of the car to check, but something strange happened.

I saw that the old woman's body suddenly trembled, and she slowly got up from the ground.

I looked at the old woman who stood up in shock, and then looked at Liu Zhu, who was also surprised: "No, this old woman has no yin qi on her, she shouldn't be a ghost." ”

I can also see that this old woman is not a ghost, but why is she still able to get up after her intestines are knocked out?

I saw the old woman pick up the plastic bag, pick up the intestines on the ground one by one, and then said something that shocked Liu Zhu and me: "Longevity...... I just went to the supermarket and bought the intestines...... How can you eat this home......"

At this time, there were thousands of grass and mud horses galloping past in my heart, it turned out that those intestines were not the old woman's at all, but the pig's intestines she bought from the vegetable market.

"Granny, are you alright?"

I quickly got out of the car to help the old woman pick up the intestines, and the old woman looked at me with reproachful eyes and said, "Young man, why don't you drive without looking at the road?" My old bones are nothing, but it's a big deal to hit and die, shouldn't you take a little mental damage to my old man to compensate? ”

I just wanted to say that you ran up to the fifth ring in a daze, and who can be blamed for something, but I swallowed the words, because the old woman saw that I refused to take the money, so she actually covered her head and fell to the ground, wailing: "Ouch! It's a hit! The rich second generation hits people! ”

"I ...... it! ”

Dare to bump into a porcelain? I looked at the old woman with realistic acting skills, and I was at a loss for a while, Liu Zhu also ran down from the car and looked at the old woman with a confused face: "What's the matter, Xiao Dingding, you beat someone?" ”

"Don't call me Little Dingding!" I kicked Liu Zhu, "This is touching porcelain!" ”

"I'll go! This kind of thing actually happened to us? Come on, come on, I have to take a selfie and send it to Moments! Liu Zhu said, he really took out his mobile phone to draw out the posture of scissor hands, and took a selfie, in the picture, I looked helplessly at the old woman wailing on the ground, and Liu Zhu was happy, Liu Zhu fiddled for a while, and said, "I didn't have a good posture just now, I didn't shoot my double eyelids well, let's take another one, don't move!" Come! Three-two-one eggplant! Eh, little Tintin, why don't you laugh! Come again and again! ”

I couldn't bear it anymore, snatched Liu Zhu's mobile phone, and scolded: "You can't be serious, haven't you seen anyone touch porcelain?!" ”

The old woman actually responded: "Yes! Don't you see I'm touching porcelain? Do you understand basic respect? ”

I glanced at the old woman: "You mix old and young, how much does it cost!" ”

"Ten thousand! One less point and I'll die in front of you! The old woman said categorically.

"Then you should die of old age, we really don't have so much money."

"The three hundred?"

"What did you say?" I said in surprise.

"Three Hundred ......"

I found that my worldview was about to be refreshed by the two wonders in front of me, and the price dropped too quickly, I said 10,000 a second ago, and now the price has dropped to 300.

I sighed, considered myself unlucky, and was about to dig out my wallet, when I heard a voice coming: "Grandma! Grandma, are you alright? ”

When I turned my head, a cute girl in lace pajamas ran over, and I took a look, and it turned out that I didn't know who opened a path next to the fifth ring, and it was from where the girl and the old woman came in.

Seeing this, Liu Zhu actually pulled me aside and whispered: "It seems that they think three hundred is too little, and now an old and a young group is coming to pit us, Xiao Dingding, don't panic, I've seen too much news like this, leave this matter to me!" ”

I didn't bother to care about this, so I rolled my eyes, since Liu Zhu wanted to take care of it, then I would leave it to him.

Liu Zhu cleared his throat and tidied up his clothes, then walked up to the girl and said, "Female doll, it's not good to deceive people!" ”

The girl was surprised and said, "What deception? ”

Liu Zhu said: "I see that you are also young and good-looking, why did you come out at a young age to touch porcelain and deceive people?" There are still many beautiful things in this world, and there are many jobs that you can be qualified for, such as second wife, mistress or something...... Ouch, how do you hit someone! ”

I looked at Liu Zhu speechlessly, it's strange that people don't beat you if you talk like this.

"My grandma has Alzheimer's!" The girl shouted.

Being shouted by her, I suddenly felt that the girl's voice was a little familiar, just now because of the bad light, I didn't pay attention, but now take a closer look, this girl is actually my college classmate Xu Hongmeng. Xu Hongmeng is also a beauty, but in the past, everyone's eyes were on Qingya and they didn't pay much attention, but now if you look closely, Xu Hongmeng is not inferior to Qingya.

"Xu Hongmeng?"

"Ding Chen?" When Xu Hongmeng saw this, he was also stunned, "Why are you here?" ”

I coughed dryly: "I was the one who accidentally bumped into your grandmother just now." ”

Xu Hongmeng nervously checked the old woman, and when she saw that her mother-in-law was really fine, she said to me: "I'm really sorry, I was taking a bath just now, and I didn't look at her ......."

Unexpectedly, after Xu Hongmeng knew that I was the driver, the first thing he thought about was not to blame me for hitting her grandmother, but to apologize rationally, in the past, I always stayed in the dormitory every day, and I had little intersection with my classmates, but now I found out that Xu Hongmeng was such a good person.

Liu Zhuse stared at Xu Hongmeng with squinting eyes, and his saliva was almost about to flow down: "No, no, no, it's this kid's fault, the road is so wide, he has to hit your grandma, it's sincere at first glance!" ”

Xu Hongmeng's grandmother also said: "Yes! It's sincere! Money! For the sake of you knowing my granddaughter, I'll give you a seventy-fifty percent discount, and it's enough to charge you a hundred yuan. ”

Hey, I suddenly had the urge to leave Liu Zhu by himself, Liu Zhu, this kid is so shameless, he sold me when he saw a beautiful woman, and why do I always feel that Xu Hongmeng's grandmother is not like Alzheimer's, but more like a scheming person?

Xu Hongmeng ignored Liu Zhu, but looked at the sports car parked on the side, and said with some surprise: "Ding Chen, this car is yours?" ”

I thought about it, and it was rare to be able to pretend to be forced in front of my classmates, and I suddenly puffed up my chest: "That's right!" It's mine! ”

As I spoke, I covered Liu Zhu's mouth to prevent him from slapping my old bottom.

"I really can't see it, it turns out that you are a rich second generation."

Xu Hongmeng smiled and said, although her eyes showed envy, she only stopped at envy. That's all.