Chapter 82: Charm Town Zombies
When I didn't let Jia Mingzu blow on the dead, it was already too late, Jia Mingzu not only blew, but also spit saliva into the mouth of the old turtle, Jia Renyi pointed at Jia Mingzu and said: "Beast, you really don't know the height of the sky, that is your grandfather." ”
Jia Mingzu said: "Dad, I know it's my grandfather, I really want to use the science I learned to prove that human death is like a lamp going out, in fact, it is not as terrible as Yang Daring said." Foreign science and technology are developing rapidly, and we will only guard this little thing of our ancestors as a treasure. ”
At this time, I saw the dried corpse of the old soft-shelled turtle moving slightly, I knew that after the dried corpse borrowed popularity, it would become very aggressive and biting, because the corpse of the old soft-shelled turtle was a dry corpse, which belonged to the hateful eight evils, and after the fire, the resentment was extremely heavy, since Jia Mingzu didn't know that the sky was high and the earth was thick, then teach Jia Mingzu a lesson, let this kid have a long memory, so he said: "Terrible is not terrible, then you have to try to know." I admit that you are a good scientist, do you dare to put your hand in your grandfather's mouth? ”
Jia Mingzu said: "What don't you dare to do, I'll stretch out my hand to show you." ”
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand, Baoguo's junior brother was loyal, and when he saw this, he hurriedly said: "Mingzu, don't stretch out your hand, that your grandfather ......"
I said, "Let him do the work of protecting the country." ”
Jia Mingzu had already put his hand into his grandfather's mouth at this time and said to me: "Look at it boldly, I dare to put my hand in my grandfather's mouth, haven't you laughed at me for being cowardly since I was a child?" ”
I smiled and didn't speak, Jia Mingzu became more energetic, and said, "Which of you will talk about me Jia Mingzu in the future......"
As soon as I said this, suddenly Jia Mingzu screamed, I saw the old turtle bite Jia Mingzu's finger, although the old turtle did not have a few teeth, but still bit Jia Mingzu's finger, Jia Mingzu screamed in pain, Jia Renyi was frightened when he saw it, and quickly knelt down to the old turtle and said: "Dad, Dad, don't be angry, Mingzu is not sensible, you forgive Mingzu, I will let this beast kowtow to you to make amends." ”
Jia Mingzu used the words of our countrymen, that is, to burn the bun, and now he is pulling his hand back, the dry corpse is biting very tightly, Jia Mingzu pulled hard, and his fingers let the dry corpse bite through, the dry corpse saw the blood, and he was crazy at that time, and suddenly stood up from the coffin board, stretched out his hands and pinched Jia Mingzu's neck, Jia Mingzu shouted loudly for help, and then he knew that his mother-in-law was also a mother.
I picked up a crowbar from the ground at once, this crowbar was thrown on the ground just now, picked up the crowbar and headed for the dry corpse is a crowbar, although the dry corpse didn't feel pain, but was hit by my crowbar, and opened his mouth at that time, at this time Jia Mingzu was scared to pee his pants, and even ran to the side, at this time the dry corpse saw blood, it was crazy, it rushed towards the crowd, the dry corpse at this time, there was no humanity, just thinking about bloodthirsty, nourishing his dry body with blood.
As soon as I saw this, I knew that things had reached this point, and I couldn't continue to let the dry corpses go on, and it would be troublesome if there were human lives, so I shouted: "Baoguo, Tianning, block the way of the dry corpses, don't let the dry corpses escape." ”
As soon as the two people heard this, they each picked up a stick and blocked the way of the dry corpse, the dry corpse now only thinks about sucking blood, the charred body, so that it wants to suck blood like crazy, as soon as we block the way of the dry corpse, the dry corpse stretched out his hands like an iron hook, and grabbed us, at this time, the dry corpse is not a person, we don't need to have any mercy, watching the dry corpse grab us, Baoguo hit the dry corpse with a bar, click, I heard the sound of bones breaking, the dry corpse was beaten back several steps, and then frantically pounced on us.
I said, "Protect the country, Tianning, and use a pole to resist the dry corpse." ”
The two men hurriedly used the pole to resist the dry corpse, and the dry corpse was in a hurry and only scratched the wooden pole with his hands. Although the dry corpse is fierce, it is a dry corpse after all, and it can't think like a human, and it won't turn around. I took out a talisman from my body, held a crowbar in one hand and a talisman in the other, turned it to the back of the corpse, and as long as I reached out and put the talisman on the door of the corpse's head, the corpse would be subdued. When I was about to paste the talisman, the dry corpse seemed to smell me, and turned his head and opened his mouth to bite me, the mouth was still bloody, I took out a crowbar, and stuffed it into the dry corpse's mouth at once, knocking out the few teeth that were there, but the dry corpse didn't feel pain, and still bit the crowbar vigorously.
I immediately put the yellow paper talisman on the forehead of the dry corpse, and the dry corpse fell asleep on the ground all of a sudden. The dry corpse fell to the ground, still biting a crowbar in his mouth, Jia Renyi hurriedly crawled over on the ground and said, "My son is not filial, so that the old man's body suffers." ”
I didn't pay attention to Jia Renyi, but turned around to find Jia Mingzu, Jia Mingzu was bitten by a dry corpse, and he may be poisoned by the corpse, and he must use glutinous rice flour and elixir to pull out the poison, otherwise he will be like the dry corpse, biting people crazy and becoming the living dead. After looking around, he found that Jia Mingzu was squatting in front of a wall dam, facing the wall dam, trembling.
This Jia Mingzu's arrogance just now has long disappeared without a trace, although he is a little arrogant, but as the saying goes, once he was bitten by a snake for ten years, he was afraid of the well rope, and from then on, as long as he heard the dry corpse, he might pee his pants. I slowly walked behind Jia Mingzu, this guy was crying there, probably because of the pain in his hand. I went over and patted Jia Mingzu on the shoulder, Jia Mingzu trembled, and shouted there: "Grandpa, grandpa, I was wrong, I was ignorant, begging grandpa to let me go, I won't dare to do it in the future." ”
Jia Mingzu's bear appearance made me just want to laugh, and I couldn't help but laugh and said: "Young Master Jia is wrong, I am bold." ”
Jia Mingzu sat on the ground for a moment, then turned his head and said, "I said bold, you scared me to death." ”
I said, "Young Master Jia, don't you have that thing for science?" What are you afraid of when you have that thing? Just now, I saw that you Emperor Lao Tzu was not afraid. ”
Jia Mingzu said: "Don't be sarcastic, don't be bold with me, don't call the young master and the young master in the future, listen to the ears, or call me Mingzu." By the way, where is my grandfather running away now? ”
I said, "Your grandfather has been put on a corpse talisman by me, and he is still lying there." ”
Jia Mingzu said: "That's good, that's good, I just know now that this science sometimes tricks people, and foreign books don't say this." ”
I said, "I've heard that the book says that they are all Hongmaoyi people, and they get some clever things, and their cultural heritage is far inferior to our Chinese culture." ”
Jia Mingzu said: "I can't say the same, this science is still very useful, it can make people fly in the sky and swim under the sea." ”
I said, "It's the same as cultivating immortals, after becoming an immortal, you can go to the sky and enter the sea." ”
Jia Mingzu said: "Bold, I can't tell you these clearly. ”
As he spoke, he waved his hand at me, and with this wave of his hand, he got up, I looked at Jia Mingzu and said, "It doesn't matter if you can't tell me clearly, I have to make it clear to you, wasn't your hand bitten by your grandfather?" Recently, you have to pay attention, especially when your mouth is numb and your body is stiff, this corpse poison will gradually invade your mind, and then you will be similar to your grandfather, your eyes are blood-red, you don't know how to kiss, you can only bite and drink blood, don't blame me for not reminding you. If your science works, you have to find a scientific cure quickly. Otherwise, the little life will not be saved. ”
After I finished speaking, I turned around and left, Jia Mingzu is really a man, after listening to me, he knelt on the ground all of a sudden, hugged my thigh and said: "Bold, bold don't go, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, can't I?" I beg you, help me cure this corpse poison, I don't want to die. ”
I said, "Isn't that science of yours amazing?" ”
Jia Mingzu said: "This, this, boldly, I admit that what our ancestors left behind are all good things, when our ancestors cultivated immortals and became enlightened, foreign people were not civilized like monkeys." ”
I said, "Okay, okay, science doesn't work at this time, hurry up and take your hand, don't call the poison gas to attack the heart, I'll put glutinous rice flour on you first, pull out the corpse poison, and then prescribe a few medicines for you, and you'll be fine if you drink it." ”
As he spoke, he took Jia Mingzu's hand, Jia Mingzu's hand was bitten off, and the flesh and blood were reversed, which looked a little serious. If this is not treated, the corpse poison will go crazy, and it will lose its humanity, and it will be as bloodthirsty as a zombie.