"You have it, I don't believe your words, you lie now and don't even make a draft. If I become a zombie, you must not kill me, you put a corpse charm on my head, and then find a place to bury it for me, and don't tell my parents and grandparents, I don't want them to be sad" You Zhipei said this and cried "Woo, woo, woo", all said that the fat man was timid, I didn't believe it before, but I really believe it now.

"You kid won't die if you don't talk a few words of nonsense," I grabbed a handful of glutinous rice and slapped it on the wound on You Zhipei's right buttocks.

When the aged glutinous rice came into contact with the two tooth holes on the right buttocks of You Zhipei, I only heard a sound of "Zila", a puff of green smoke with a fishy smell came out of You Zhipei's buttocks, You Zhipei couldn't help screaming, and at the same time I saw the cold sweat on You Zhipei's head dripping down, at this time You Zhipei felt very well in my heart, after all, I had experienced it myself, and I was much more injured than You Zhipei.

"Fourth, how does your ass feel now," I asked You Zhipei.

"I just feel like my butt is swollen, numb, and painful," You Zhipei replied to me with a painful face.

"You kid is so stupid, you had a talisman in your hand at the time, why didn't you throw it at the zombie," I said to You Zhipei angrily.

"I was so nervous that I forgot that I had a talisman in my hand just thinking about running away," You Zhipei gave himself a resounding slap in the face after saying this to me.

Dealing with these two zombies today, the black donkey hooves I prepared in advance didn't come in handy, and when dealing with zombies, You Zhipei and I were a little scrambling, and I shouldn't be merciful when facing the little zombies.

"Second brother, tell me the truth, will I become a zombie?" You Zhipei turned around and asked me.

"The wound of the zombie bite is not very deep, I have almost cleaned up the corpse poison on your butt with glutinous rice, and we will go back later, you can clean the wound with glutinous rice water, you can rest assured, you will not become a zombie" I replied to You Zhipei with a serious face.

"Second brother, what if you want to lie to me" You Zhipei still didn't believe what I said.

"If I'm going to lie to you, I'm a turtle son bastard," I replied to You Zhipei with a helpless face.

"Okay, then I'll take your word for it now," You Zhipei nodded back to me.

"Then you hurry up and put on your pants now, let's go back to school, if you delay for a long time, I can't guarantee that you won't become a zombie" After I said this to You Zhipei, I carried glutinous rice and carried an old-fashioned suitcase towards the entrance of the village. You Zhipei put on his pants and followed closely behind me with his right hand covering his ass.

"Second brother, if the boss asks me where the injury on my buttocks came from, you can say that I fought zombies bravely, and then was attacked and bitten by a little zombie," You Zhipei followed me and discussed with me.

"It's all this time, you kid is going to lose face!" I looked back at You Zhipei and couldn't help but smile.

"If you let Zeng Lu's kid know that I was bitten by a zombie when I ran away, he would definitely count me down, and if it is ugly, I will pick whatever it is, I will ask you, second brother" You Zhipei walked up to me and begged me.

"Okay, then I'll tell them that you were attacked by a little zombie when you were fighting zombies," I replied to You Zhipei with a smile.

"Second brother, I knew that you were a good brother with righteousness," You Zhipei patted me on the shoulder and praised me.

"If you let me say that, then the two stews I owe you will be gone," I continued to say to You Zhipei.

"I'm rubbing, how can there be such a thing as you, one thing is one thing, and you can't let my blood flow in vain tonight! ......" You Zhipei muttered after me, and the two of us came to the entrance of the village while talking and laughing.

"Little brother, just now I heard a shout in Zhaojiazhuang, you must have met zombies this time!" When Director Zhang saw the two of us walking to the police car, he quickly rolled down the window and asked me.

"Well, there are two zombies in total, one big and one big, all of them were killed by us" I nodded and replied to Director Zhang, who heard me say this, his hanging heart instantly fell, and he breathed a long sigh of relief.

"Then are you two okay?" Director Zhang casually asked You Zhipei and me with concern.

"I'm fine, my brother accidentally didn't get a zombie bite on his ass," I pointed to You Zhipei behind me and replied to Director Zhang.

"Then is there anything wrong with him," Director Zhang pointed to You Zhipei with a nervous expression and asked me.

"Don't worry, he's fine," I replied to Director Zhang with a smile.

"It's okay, it's okay, thank you both for this," Director Zhang said to me politely.

"Director Zhang, you are too polite, you have helped me so much, and I should help you this time. The corpses of the two zombies are next to the big willow tree in the village, and the aftermath will be handed over to you to deal with Director Zhang, it's not too early, I still have class tomorrow, please send someone to send a few of us back to school! I glanced at my watch and said to Director Zhang.

"Xiao Li, you drive these little brothers back, and I will stay to do the aftermath work," Director Zhang turned his head and instructed Xiao Li.

"Okay, Director Zhang" Xiao Li answered, jumped out of the van, and then walked towards the police car in front.

When I opened the door of the police car in front of me and got into the co-pilot, Huang Tao and Zeng Lu were still asleep, because You Zhipei's right butt was bitten, he could only sit in the back seat with half of his left buttocks, and his face showed a grinning expression from time to time, which looked very funny.

"Do you need to take this brother of yours to the hospital," Xiao Li looked at the pain on his face through the rearview mirror, and You Zhipei asked me.

"No, you can just send us to school," I replied to Xiao Li with a shake of my head.

"Okay" Xiao Li answered, and drove in the direction of the city.

When Xiao Li drove the four of us to the school gate, it was already half past nine in the evening.

"Wasn't it in Zhaojiazhuang just now! How did this go back to school again? Huang Tao stood at the school gate and asked me with a confused expression.

"yes, why is this back to school, we zombies haven't seen it yet?" Zeng Lu yawned and echoed Huang Tao.

"The zombies in Zhaojiazhuang have been eliminated by me and my second brother, so let's come back" You Zhipei raised his head and said to Huang Tao and Zeng Lu proudly, You Zhipei took out this look, as if he had done a very great thing.

"Oh, then let's go back to sleep, I'm too sleepy" Huang Tao said this and walked towards the boys' dormitory.

"Should you praise me before leaving?" asked You Zhipei, who caught up with Huang Tao and Zeng Lu.

"Well, fourth, you are very powerful," Huang Tao nodded and said a perfunctory word to You Zhipei and continued to walk forward.

The door of the men's dormitory closed at nine o'clock, and when we came back, the dormitory door was already closed, and in the end we had to trouble Uncle Wang to open the door for our brother.

"Why did you four go and come back so late," Uncle Wang asked the four of us when he opened the dormitory door.

"The four of us went out to dinner, and we just came back," I casually made an excuse and said to Uncle Wang, if I told Uncle Wang that we were going to deal with zombies, he would definitely think that our brothers were too drunk.

"Liu Shou, you're wearing a Taoist robe, right?" Uncle Wang looked at me and asked, listening to Uncle Wang say this, I remembered that I was still wearing a Taoist robe, and I wanted to take off the Taoist robe when I got out of Xiao Li's car just now, but I forgot about it.

"It's a robe, it's a play," I said perfunctorily to Uncle Wang with a smile.

"Okay, you brothers, hurry up upstairs to rest, I'm going to sleep too" Uncle Wang said this to the four of us and went back to his bedroom.

After the four of us returned to the dormitory, Huang Tao and Zeng Lu didn't take off their clothes, and fell asleep on the bed.

"Fourth, you take off your pants, I'll use glutinous rice water to clean the wound on your buttocks in a while" After saying this to You Zhipei, I carried glutinous rice to the bathroom.

I poured the glutinous rice into the washbasin and poured about a third of it, and then I soaked the glutinous rice in tap water again.

After You Zhipei walked into the bathroom with his bare buttocks, I stared directly at the wound on You Zhipei's buttocks.

"Second brother, you staring at my ass like this, it makes me a little embarrassed" You Zhipei said to me with an embarrassed face, listening to what You Zhipei said, I was really speechless.

"You think I'm willing to stare at your big fat ass, well, you can clean up the corpse poison from your ass yourself, I don't bother to pay attention to you" I said this and was about to go out of the bathroom.

"Second brother, second brother, don't go, you send the Buddha to the west, good people do it to the end, help me clean up the corpse poison on my buttocks" You Zhipei saw that I was leaving, he quickly turned around and grabbed my arm.

"Then you pout your ass," I turned around and said to You Zhipei angrily, at this time I felt that there was something wrong with what I said.

"Yes, second brother" You Zhipei replied to me, and dug up his big fat ass.

I took a handful of glutinous rice water in the washbasin and poured it on the wound on the right side of the buttocks, when the milky white glutinous rice water touched the wound of the buttocks of the plant, I first heard the sound of "zila, zila", and saw that the milky white glutinous rice water instantly turned black and exuded a fishy smell.

"E" You Zhipei couldn't help but let out a painful sound, and the cold sweat on his head was dripping down one by one.

"Second brother, third brother, what are you two doing here?" Zeng Lu squinted his eyes and walked into the bathroom and saw You Zhipei pouting his ass at me, he asked with a surprised expression.

"The fourth child has been poisoned by the corpse, and I am cleaning up the corpse poison for the fourth," I explained to Zeng Lu with a red face.

"Then you two continue to detoxify, I will treat it as if I didn't see anything, and I won't tell the boss" Zeng Lu said this and retreated out of the bathroom to go to the toilet in another bedroom, I could see that You Zhipei didn't believe what I just said at all.

It didn't take me five minutes for the corpse poison on You's right buttocks to be cleaned up, and then I drew a charm to heal the trauma and pasted it on You's buttocks.

"I won't dare to go with you to catch zombies tonight," You Zhipei said to me with a bitter face as he put on his pants, and at this time You Zhipei's intestines were about to repent.

"You better explain to the third child what the two of us just did in the bathroom," I said to You Zhipei with a depressed face.