Shun Ye is really good at selling Guanzi, speaking of which, I simply don't say it, I looked at everyone with a smile while smoking a cigarette pouch, I walked over and said, "Shun Ye, don't sell Guanzi, hurry up and talk about it." ”

Shun Ye smiled and said, "I didn't expect you Yang Daring to be curious too." ”

I said, "You pull it, just say half of it, can I not be curious?" But if you don't say it, I can guess half of it, that old turtle must have encountered a zombie. ”

Shun Ye smiled and said: "In the end, it is Zhang Laodao's apprentice, one sentence is to the point, the old turtle opened the coffin and looked, there was a person sleeping inside, wearing white clothes, the clothes were printed with patterns, like words, and like paintings, that person was very scary, with yellow paper on his head, the fangs in his mouth were exposed, the beard and hair, scattered there, two hands on his chest, fingernails bent and long, the old turtle saw the hideous zombie, sat on the ground in fright, he knew that people were buried in the ground, It won't take a few years to turn to bones. But the zombie in front of him is the same as a living person, his hair can still grow after death, and he is definitely not an ordinary corpse.

He thought that he had to go quickly, otherwise he would get into trouble, thinking that although he was a cheap life, he didn't want to die, so he got up from the ground, and then he wanted to go, just when he was about to leave, suddenly under the zombie, two lights were released, a white light, a yellow light, that kind of light seemed to have an incomparable attraction, the old turtle involuntarily, turned around again, looked at the two lights under the zombie, he saw that the white light was a silver ingot, pressed under the zombie's body, revealing a corner of silver, that is white silver, and the eyes of the old turtle are about to come out. He gritted his teeth, thinking to himself that if he was a gentleman, not a poisonous husband, wouldn't he be a dead man? It's been dead for so many years, it's just that it hasn't rotten, and besides, this is not destroying the body, it's just taking out the silver, what's the use of a dead man asking for silver?

So the old turtle kowtowed to the dead man three times, and muttered in his mouth: "The seniors are above, tell Hanako to borrow a little money from the seniors to spend the flowers, and when I get rich, I will definitely repair the yin house for the seniors." ”

After finishing speaking, he put his hand into the coffin, and when the old turtle's hand touched the corpse in the coffin, he suddenly felt that the skin and flesh on the corpse were no different from people, and they were very elastic. The old turtle was startled again, stiffened after death, that was a zombie, but the one in front of him was similar to a living person, it couldn't be called a zombie, it could only be called a corpse. Although the old soft-shelled turtle looked at the corpse and was stunned, but the temptation of silver, no one could resist, the old soft-shelled turtle lifted the corpse of the dead man, picked up the piece of silver, put it in his hand and looked at it, almost fainted happily, this is enough silver, can buy a lot of things, he and his daughter-in-law, no longer have to starve.

It is said that people's greed is too heavy, if the old soft-shelled turtle can be content, there will be no future, but the old soft-shelled turtle got the piece of silver, and did not be content, but stared at the yellow light under the dead man, the white light is silver, and the yellow light is naturally gold. So he simply jumped into the coffin and lifted the dead man open, so that he could get the gold from the dead man.

Just when the old soft-shelled turtle opened the dead man, a piece of paper on the dead man's face fell, and the dead man slowly opened his eyes, but these old soft-shelled turtles didn't know, he only saw the gold ingots under the dead man's body now, it was a golden gold ingot, the old soft-shelled turtle took it in his hand at once, and at this moment the dead man suddenly sat up and said in his mouth: "The bold thief actually took my gold and silver, hurry up and give it to me." ”

The old turtle looked at it, and it was frightened that the soul was scattered, and the dead man at this time was sitting there, staring at the old turtle with his eyes, and his eyes were shining. When the old turtle saw that the dead man had come to life, he quickly climbed out of the coffin, picked up the dog-beating stick on the ground, put the gold and silver into his clothes, and ran away.

The dead man got up from the coffin and cried out, "Give me back the gold and silver, give me back the gold and silver." ”

While saying that, he chased towards the old turtle, the old turtle at that time was still young, and he ran fast, but the dead man did not look like a zombie at all, his movements were flexible, and he was no different from ordinary people, and the dead man chased the old turtle tightly, and shouted in his mouth: "My gold and silver, return my gold and silver." ”

Where is the old turtle willing to return the gold and silver, he ran to a slope, the dead man suddenly jumped down the slope, stopped the old turtle, the old turtle saw that he couldn't run, so he held the dog stick, there bent over and panted. The dead man said, "Give me back the money, or you won't think about it." ”

The old turtle held the dog beating stick in his hand, looking at the living dead in front of him, he just wanted to ask for the silver, and did not hurt himself, he thought in his heart that he was a miser, a miser, and he really met a miser today, if the silver was returned, the cooked duck flew to the mouth again, so he had the courage to say to the living dead: "Senior, you have been lying in the ground for many years, this silver, useless, why don't you give it to me?" ”

The living dead said, "Give it to you?" Hey, hey, hey, I've been lying in the coffin for so many years, and I've been thinking about how to seek other people's money, how to occupy other people's fields, and now I can't give away the money I have worked so hard to keep. ”

The old turtle said: "As the saying goes, this silver, you don't bring it in life, you don't bring it in death, give me these silver, I'll go home and buy paper for you to burn some money, you see that your coffin is dilapidated, presumably your yin house is the same, I will give you the paper money to burn, you can repair your own yin house." ”

The living dead sneered, laughed and said: "You are stupid, if I buy paper for this gold and silver, I must at least buy a cart, I can't say anything today, hurry up and bring the gold and silver, otherwise you won't be able to leave today." ”

The old turtle was still afraid, but now he felt that the living dead were no different from the living, so he said loudly: "You are really a miser who is greedy for money, you are greedy for money when you live, and you are greedy for money when you die. ”

The living dead said, "I am a money-gover, and what are you?" I will not let go of gold and silver when I die, and you will still not give up gold and silver when you die. ”

The old turtle said: "I want to eat for a few years, I haven't seen so much money, you are greedy for me more than you, I want to say, you are a dead man, a dead man doesn't care about the affairs of the sun, you sleep honestly in the coffin, I will build a good yin house for you after I get rich, we don't owe each other, if you don't listen, hehe, don't look at me I want food, we want to eat but there is a powerful grandfather, if you force me to be tight, I pinch the trick and recite the mantra, please come to the grandfather, let your soul fly away, don't blame us for not being emotional." ”

When the living dead heard this, he glared at the old turtle and said, "It seems that you really want to die, then I will fulfill you and see what spells you have." ”

As he spoke, he pounced on the old turtle, and when the old turtle saw that the living dead pounced, he hurriedly said, "Master Zu save me." ”

The living dead was stunned for a moment and said, "Where is your grandfather?" ”

The old turtle said, "My grandfather is standing behind you." ”

When the living dead heard this, he hurriedly looked back, he looked backwards, the old turtle raised the dog stick, and hit the back of the living dead, the living dead did not expect the old turtle to sneak attack from behind, when he heard the wind, turned around, the stick had come to the front, the stick snapped suddenly, hit the body of the living dead, the living dead snorted, lying on the ground, and could not get up for a while. After running for more than a dozen steps, the old soft-shelled turtle heard the living dead shouting behind him: "Stop, return my silver, return my silver." ”

The fool will stop, the old soft-shelled turtle doesn't care how the living dead behind him shouts, he doesn't stop, gritted his teeth and runs desperately forward, and runs to the broken temple in one breath, the old soft-shelled turtle's daughter-in-law saw the old soft-shelled turtle panting and ran in, and quickly got up and asked the old soft-shelled turtle: "What's wrong with the owner?" What happened to be picked up by a monkey? Look at your hot. ”

As he spoke, he helped the old turtle wipe his sweat, and at this moment, a terrifying shout came from outside the door, shouting: "Return my silver, or I will take your life." ”