Chapter 156: Sure enough, there is no life for the protagonist
"Can you play tricks? That's amazing. ”
"That's, I have something more powerful, do you want to see it?" Lu Yu said with a strange smile.
"Yes, yes." Coco Zhao nodded expectantly.
"Okay, then you're in for a treat. Ha! Lu Yu snorted softly, his hands slowly raised, and as his hands lifted up, the things in the room floated.
Then Lu Yu's hands moved, and those floating things flew left and right with the movements in his hands, rushing left and right, as if he was really controlling with his hands, and then Lu Yu waved his hand, and everything rushed over like him, just when Zhao Wen thought that these things were going to hit Lu Yu, it turned out as if he had encountered a bottomless pit, everything disappeared, and Zhao Wen's eyes widened when he saw it.
"Is this a trick?" Coco Zhao looked at Lu Yu dumbfounded, and then began to rummage around the house, but after searching the house and finding nothing, so many things, if you put them on your body, you will definitely be able to see them, but when Lu Yu's clothes followed, there was no change at all, so that Coco Zhao couldn't figure out where to put those things even if he wanted to break his head.
"How? Awesome, right? Why don't you let me go, how about I often trick you in the future? "If you can cheat it, it's a lot easier than kidnapping, well, and it also proves the charm of buddy.
However, it was obvious that Lu Yu underestimated Zhao Wen's IQ, "Are you stupid for me?" Why are you going with you? I decided, you stay and be my son's entourage, and you will be responsible for playing tricks for me every day in the future. ”
Lu Yu shook his head and sighed: "Alas, it seems that you still have to do it." ”
"What are you going to do? You..... Uh..."Before Zhao Wen's words were finished, he was clicked on by Lu Yu, and he couldn't move or say for a moment. Lu Yu smiled, don't say it, the kung fu of this world's acupoints is really useful, and then he picked up Coco Zhao and walked out of the secret room.
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Ten days later, two young people, a man and a woman, came to the foot of Wudang Mountain, the man's face was as white as jade, and the woman's handsome was extraordinary, but this beauty's face was full of reluctance.
"Hey, Lu Yu, what are you bringing me here for?" These two people are Lu Yu and Zhao Wen.
"Why are you asking so much, hurry up and make trouble again, believe it or not, I'll beat you?" Lu Yu raised his slap and threatened.
Coco Zhao subconsciously covered his ass when he saw it, he has been beaten a lot in the past few days, after being caught, Coco Zhao also thought about escaping, but none of them succeeded, and after being caught, his ass was inevitably beaten.
As soon as he thought that a big girl was beaten by a man, Coco Zhao was ashamed and indignant, although the Mongolians were informal, not as much red tape as the Han people, but they were not open to the extent that they could spank others casually.
If this was put on a Han woman, she wouldn't want to live for a long time, but Coco Zhao is not an ordinary person, although she gritted her teeth with hatred for Lu Yu in her heart, she would never think about it for such a thing.
The two found an inn at the foot of Wudang Mountain to stay, and after late at night, Lu Yu took Coco Zhao out of the door, and went straight to the back mountain of the Wudang faction. Then it was covered with dead branches and mud.
"Come here." Lu Yu waved his hand at Coco Zhao.
Coco Zhao said timidly: "I won't go, it's so high, if I fall, I'll die." As soon as she saw Lu Yu tied the rope, she knew what he wanted to do, this kind of abyss, not everyone has the courage to go down.
Lu Yu smiled maliciously and asked, "Then are you taking the initiative yourself?" Or will I take you down after ordering the acupoint? I can warn you, you can't move after clicking on the acupoint, and if I can't catch you, you'll really fall. ”
When Zhao Wen heard this, he looked at Lu Yu angrily, "You... Okay, if you are ruthless, you'd better not fall into the hands of the county lord, or I'll see how I clean you up. ”
"Don't talk nonsense, you want to be beaten, don't you? Hurriedly came over and grabbed me on my back. ”
Coco Zhao had no choice but to lie on his back according to Lu Yu's instructions, closed his eyes, and hugged Lu Yu tightly with his hands and feet, for fear that one would accidentally fall.
Lu Yu picked up Coco Zhao on his back, and a fresh fragrance of his daughter entered his nose, which made his heart itch, and then there was a soft feeling behind him, and his heart suddenly jumped, hiss~ This feeling is really good, but now is not the time to think about this, I settled down, looking at the abyss under my feet, Lu Yu grabbed the rope and jumped down.
The whirring wind sounded in his ears, so frightened that Zhao Wen almost screamed, and scolded in his heart, how could he meet such a madman, who came out to jump off the cliff in the middle of the night, and had to pull himself along, I really wanted to bite him to death.
However, Coco Zhao also knew that this guy's skin was too thick to bite at all, and he took the opportunity to bite it when he was spanked last time, but the skin was not broken, but his ass was sinned, and he couldn't ride a horse for a day.
Lu Yu didn't know that Zhao Wen behind him was thinking nonsense, at this time he was holding the rope in his hand and was sliding rapidly, which means that his physical strength was amazing, taking this person to slide down from such a high place, there was nothing wrong with his palm, if he was an ordinary person, it was estimated that the bones would be worn out.
But after sliding nearly two hundred meters, it still didn't reach the end, seeing that the rope was running out, Lu Yu grabbed it, and the two stopped in mid-air.
Coco Zhao felt stopped, relieved in his heart, and finally stopped falling, and asked cautiously, "What the hell?" ”
"Nope." Lu Yu shook his head.
"Why did you stop then?" Coco Zhao asked suspiciously.
"The rope is over."
"What?" Coco Zhao exclaimed, subconsciously opened his eyes and looked down, and sure enough, it was still a bottomless abyss, and he almost cried in fright.
"You idiot, why don't you prepare more rope? Now what? "It's too torturous.
"How do you know I'm not ready?" Lu Yu glanced at Coco Zhao.
"Are you ready?"
"Nope."
"I'll bite you to death." As he spoke, he bit Lu Yu's shoulder, but this guy had thick skin and hard cowhide, so he couldn't bite it at all.
Lu Yu patted Coco Zhao's head helplessly, "Okay, okay, don't make trouble, don't worry, I have a way." ”
"What's the solution?"
"Look at me." Saying that, Lu Yu jumped and grabbed a rattan not far away. Who knew that the rattan was not strong at all, and it couldn't bear the weight of the two people, and in an instant, the two of them fell rapidly and fell into the abyss.
"Nima, it's really not as good as the protagonist's life."
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