Volume 1: Apprentice Onmyoji Chapter 21: Unscrupulous Motorcycles

"Where are they~ This is someone else's shoes!"

Seeing that Wang Sen had signs of misunderstanding, Xu Shiying hurriedly told the origin of the high heels on his waist, and after Wang Sen listened, he walked around him, patted him on the shoulder and said: "Brother, you are destined to have a relationship with a female ghost, the previous matter has not been resolved, and it has been contaminated with a cause and effect, and the onmyoji is destined to deal with ghosts and monsters in this life, and this is true." ”

Xu Shiying rolled his eyes, whether this was praising him or cursing him, remembering that he was still going to have a game, he said to Wang Sen: "Brother Sen, I'm sorry, let's talk after the game!" ”

"Hey, wait a minute!"

Xu Shiying got on the car and was about to drive away, Wang Sen stopped him and said, "I have a spell here that can increase the speed of the car, I think you should have the ability to control it." ”

"What spell? Will anyone be caught cheating? Xu Shiying was moved, and it was naturally great to win the game.

The speed of the car itself is not slow, but your kid didn't operate it properly and didn't show its original speed, and because of the effect of the car itself, even if it was discovered, the judges didn't legally cheat. “

Wang Sen put his arms around Xu Shiying's neck, and a charm slipped out of his sleeve and quietly put it into Xu Shiying's pocket.

The two of them laughed tacitly, even if they found cheating, it was nothing, this game was originally no rules, and there were already racers cheating in Baoqi, but he didn't know.

Xu Shiying followed Wang Sen's operation method, pasted the charm on the front of the car, but he was a little difficult to drip blood, biting his finger was too masochistic, the wound he bit in order to escape had just healed, and he suspected that he had masochistic tendencies when he dripped blood.

So he handed over this arduous and glorious task to Wang Sen, Wang Sen looked confused, he didn't expect that Fu Du was given, and it was him who bleed......

In desperation, Wang Sen reluctantly squeezed out a drop of blood and dripped it on the spell, and the car did not have the golden glitter and other ways to appear, and nothing happened.

If there was really a change, the charm attached to the front of the car was hidden in the car, and Xu Shiying pouted: "Brother Sen, your charm shouldn't be ineffective, right?" ”

", you go and inquire, Brother Sen's charm is famous in this generation, and there are few precedents of failure, failure, Brother Sen's dictionary has no failure!"

Being despised for spells doesn't work, Wang Sen was so angry, it stands to reason that he has to give a reaction anyway, it's been a long time, and he doesn't even have a fart.

Angry, he kicked on the front tire of the motorcycle, the world is the biggest, and he often walks by the river, and he will actually have a time when it fails, Wang Sen scratched his head in embarrassment and was about to speak, when suddenly a voice came.

"Ge Lao Tzudi, who disturbs Uncle Ben's rest, it's impatient!"

Wang Sen and Xu Shiying were stunned, the voice came from the pitch-black motorcycle fuel plate, and when they turned their heads, they saw that a humanized face appeared out of thin air, and they looked like a big man with five big and three thick.

"Who are you?"

Seeing the face that appeared out of thin air on the motorcycle, Xu Shiying's face was full of curiosity, the spell seemed to work, but it felt ......

"Ge Laozi, you kid doesn't even know Uncle Ben, Uncle Ben is an invincible whirlwind in the universe, and any motorcycle is a floating cloud in front of labor and management." The motorcycle said proudly.

"Hey, hurry up and take my brother to the game, or be careful that I will ruin you!" Wang Sen didn't expect that this was a motorcycle, and he was about to become a ruffian.

"Who are you, boy? If you let Lao Tzu participate in the competition, Lao Tzu will go to the competition, and he will lose face, and Lao Tzu will not go. The motorcycle lay on the ground angrily and refused to get up.

was so angry that Wang Sen just wanted to slap it and abolish it, Xu Shiying hurriedly stopped him, after all, it was his own car, and he had to return it after the game, where would he get so much money after he got it?

"Uncle Whirlwind, how can you run?" Xu Shiying asked with a smile.

"Well, your kid is not bad, so I will reluctantly accept you as a registered disciple of labor and management, and when you behave well in the future, labor and management will turn you into a regular and take you to the universe to travel around for a long time." Motorcycle arrogant road.

"That'...... Is there no other way? The kid is now participating in a game, and he has to win, can you help? Xu Shiying folded his hands and prayed.

"Well, since the registered disciple has a request, then as long as you kid gets fresh women's underwear for labor, labor-management will reluctantly agree to help your kid win the game, and there is only one chance~" When the underwear was mentioned, a meaningful smile appeared on the motorcycle face.

"Cut, what should I be, it turned out to be a motorcycle with no ball!" Wang Sen's eyes were full of disdain, did he have a little pursuit, and he was willing to act only if he wanted a woman's underwear as a reward, which was really a low-level fun Xianglin sister-in-law.

"What? What do you say you stinky boy? Dare to say that labor and management are useless, believe it or not, labor and management will cut you into eight pieces in minutes, and then put them in sacks and throw them into the stinky ditch to leave a stench for 10,000 years? The motorcycle stared at Wang Sen with wide eyes, and there was a tendency to fight if he didn't agree.

"What do you say? You are a broken car, believe it or not, labor and management pull out your valve pin and poke your tires, so that you will be paralyzed for 10,000 years and never see the light of day? "How could Wang Sen lose to a squinting car? Naturally, I went back.

"Yo he, Uncle Ben hasn't seen any big winds and waves, and I'm afraid that you, a little guy who didn't have a shocking son, don't talk nonsense, find a place for us to practice alone?" The motorcycle was also aroused, and in Xu Shiying's stunned eyes, only the rear wheels supported the body, and the front wheels buzzed and rotated.

The motorcycle Che Bing suddenly elongated, and I don't know what method it used, Che Bing gradually began to take on the appearance of the palm, slender and slender, the thumb is thick, but the middle finger is very small, it is estimated that there is not even a centimeter, and the palm is very distinctive.

The palms of his hands were clenched into fists and Wang Sen's eyes were facing each other, exuding the smell of gunpowder from calcium carbide sparks, Xu Shiying hurriedly pulled them away and said helplessly: "Two big brothers, I am the protagonist of this game, okay?" If I delay any longer, I will definitely be the first to last, and when I go back, I will be cut into eight pieces by Li Ruoshui's female devil. ”

Wang Sen was stunned for a moment and thought that this was indeed the case, and he forgot about the business in excitement, he scratched his head in embarrassment, stepped back and took the initiative to end a scene that was about to become a white-hot battle, not only for his own brother, but also for his own life.

Li Ruoshui's fist is not something that anyone can bear, Xu Shiying persuaded the motorcycle with good words, the motorcycle is very arrogant and has always refused to bow his head, claiming that there is no fresh underwear and will never pull it. He had no choice but to ask Wang Sen for help.

Wang Sen rolled his eyes, reluctantly took out a purple brief, and threw it on the front of the motorcycle. ”

"I don't think it's useful except for color." Wang Sen said disdainfully.

The motorcycle is still addicted to the world of underwear and can't extricate himself, but he doesn't have time to take care of him.

"By the way, Brother Sen, there's something I'm curious about!" Xu Shiying's face was slightly red, and he looked a little embarrassed, and seemed to be a little embarrassed.

"Say, your brother Sen, it's much more reliable than that colored motorcycle!" Wang Sen said confidently.

"Where did you get those sexy pants from?" Xu Shiying was like a curious baby, although he asked like this, but a smile flashed in his eyes.

Wang Sen's cheeks turned red rarely, and he glared at Xu Shiying and said: "If you don't learn well at a young age, this is a little secret between adults, and children don't ask much." ”

"Then I finally understand why the motorcycle is so colorful, I see~" Xu Shiying glanced at Wang Sen and smiled meaningfully.

"Bastard, he's so bold, even Brother Sen dares to ridicule, labor and management will try the feel for Li Da Devil first, see the move!"

Wang Sen was about to fight, and the radio sounded on the motorcycle body; "1017, 1017, please answer when you hear it!"

Xu Shiying didn't notice that there was a radio on the motorcycle until now, picked up the radio and said: "I'm here, what's the matter?" “

"1017 Please note that there was an accident three kilometers ahead, a driver died unexpectedly, the race was suspended and terminated, please go back the same way, please go back the same way, please answer if you receive it!"

Xu Shiying's face froze, how could there be such a coincidence when there was an accident ahead, could it be......

"1017 Roger."

"It's really unlucky, this kind of thing can happen in the game, it's really unlucky." Xu Shiying said with a bitter face.

"That's not right and intentional, if you lose the game, you will be chased and killed by the big devil Li, you should be grateful." Wang Sen put his arm around Xu Shiying's shoulders and comforted.

Xu Shiying thought about it, at least he didn't have to worry about losing the game and being chased by Li Ruoshui all over the world, who knew that when he turned his head, he saw Li Ruoshui standing behind him with a smile on his face, which looked like a big bad wolf.

Wang Sen saw that the situation was not good, so he slipped away as if he was flying early, leaving Xu Shiying alone to stay where he was, so that he just wanted to scold his mother, this guy was too unreliable, he slipped away as soon as there was danger, and he really regretted knowing him.

"As a warrior, do you know what it is to run away?" Li Ruoshui asked with a smile.

Xu Shiying shook his head and said he didn't know, his face was full of fear, and he didn't know what kind of medicine she was selling in her gourd.

"Capital offense!"

"I said you kid doesn't have any athletic spirit at all, or is he not a man?" Li Ruoshui thought of Xu Shiying's previous performance and itched his teeth, and he couldn't wait to slap Mars.

"That...... I wanted to win the game too, but ......"

Before Xu Shiying finished speaking, he was interrupted by Li Ruoshui, "What, the old lady is cowardly when she sees you, the old lady has decided, in order to make up for the loss of the game, come to the old lady's shop to work for three months to pay off the debt, otherwise don't blame the old lady for being unkind to you." ”

"No, isn't it ......?"

Xu Shiying was about to explain, the motorcycle returned from the world of thought, and when he saw that there was an extra beautiful woman in front of him, his eyes lit up, Che Binghua stretched out his palm, and said with a smile: "Miss, can you come on a date with me?" ”

"Who are you? Death to the side! Don't you see that the old lady is busy? Li Ruoshui frowned, the motorcycle could still speak, when there was such a high-end product, she didn't know.