Chapter 22 The Little Public Acts that Can't Be Provoked
"Yes, yes, we call the police, and we must let this heinous bastard get the punishment he deserves." A few guys started to discuss.
"That's it, let him live in a hotel that doesn't cost money, eat steamed buns that don't cost money, and someone stands at the door to act as a security guard for him."
"There were also people who accompanied him to practice boxing and beat him to the point that his nose was blue and his face was swollen."
Hearing the words of these guys, Qin Yan oozed countless cold sweats on his head, he never thought that these guys didn't even have the bottoms to be a human in order to please Ma Jiao.
Oh! No! It's the bottom line!
But the absence of bottoms seems to be the same thing as the absence of the bottom line.
One of the guys took out his phone and actually dialed 110.
Seeing that the matter was getting bigger, Ma Jiao stroked the messy hair in front of her forehead and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for eliminating harm for the people, but he didn't take advantage of me, I think it's better to forget it." Let's give him a chance to mend his ways! ”
Hearing Ma Jiao's words, Qin Yan was speechless for a while, you took off everyone's pants seducingly, and now you actually say that you won't play. Can you still have a pleasant chat?
Of course, Ma Jiao can turn back to the shore, and it is also a good thing to shave the ordination, at least it shows that the liver is red, not black.
When the others heard Ma Jiao's words, they praised one after another: "Listen, listen, what a good girl, we must do justice for her." ”
"Yes, we must maintain world peace and be a real man."
"This girl is so kind-hearted, I must make friends with her." One of the guys said shamelessly, then turned his head and asked Ma Jiao: "Girl, what is your phone number?" ”
Ma Jiao turned her head and pretended not to hear.
Ma Jiao, a smart girl, naturally knew that this guy was deliberately accosting.
The words of these guys almost made Qin Yan angry to death.
They are so shameless, in order to get the favor of the opposite sex, they actually do this.
And there is a guy who actually wants to ask for Ma Jiao's phone number, which is really unbearable for uncle and aunt.
In order to avoid the police uncle from arranging free food and accommodation for him, Qin Yan quietly took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Wang Hao, asking him to come and rescue him quickly.
After sending the text message, Qin Yan felt much more comfortable, and he was no longer afraid of these guys calling the police.
Ma Jiao saw that these guys really called the police, and immediately turned her head to look at Qin Yan, shrugged her shoulders and said, "I will tell the truth when I get to the bureau." ”
Hearing Ma Jiao say this, Qin Yan sneered in his heart, even if you have a conscience, you still know that you can't wronged me.
However, at the thought that he might be taken to the bureau, Qin Yan still felt very depressed.
Ten minutes later, the police car came, and Qin Yan and Ma Jiao were taken to the police car.
There are a few guys who don't know what to do in order to get close to Ma Jiao, and they actually want to get in the car to testify to Ma Jiao.
Qin Yan looked at them with great disdain, feeling that they were simply reptiles among the scum, a cold-blooded mess.
They also testified, and they were not eyewitnesses, so how could they testify?
Is it perjury?
Ma Jiao said to the police comrades: "The two eldest brothers, they are not witnesses at all, they were not there at all when I was in the bathroom just now. ”
The police immediately blew away the person who wanted to testify.
After walking for a while, Ma Jiao suddenly showed a shy expression, and said embarrassedly to one of the policemen: "Big brother, in fact, this is a misunderstanding, he didn't insult me at all, and we are ...... It's boyfriend and girlfriend. We just had an argument and I wanted to fix him. It's all those people who eat melons! ”
Hearing Ma Jiao's words, the police were stunned and looked at Ma Jiao in surprise.
Qin Yan was also stunned.
What is she trying to do? When did I become her boyfriend? Could she ......
"Girl, do you know that it is illegal to report false police!"
"Big brother, I didn't call the police! It was those people who ate melons who called the police, and I didn't call the police at all. Don't believe you look at my phone. Ma Jiao said as she took out her phone.
The policeman took the phone and glanced at the caller ID and said, "What are you doing, go and go, get out of the car!" Get me off the bus! ”
Qin Yan and Ma Jiao were driven out of the car.
The police car drove away, stirring up countless dust on the road.
"You have a little conscience!" Qin Yan touched his chin, and accidentally saw the place above Ma Jiao's belly, under her neck, and between her shoulders.
She's so cruel there! How much butter does it take to grow like this!
Ma Jiao saw Qin Yan's eyes staring at her special part like an awl, and she immediately became angry, ignoring her ladylike demeanor and scolding: "Where are you looking? Shame on you! Vile! Dirty! Dirty! Filthy ......"
Qin Yan was stunned by Ma Jiao's rich vocabulary, and felt that Ma Jiao was simply a Xinhua dictionary, and it was a hardcover version.
In fact, Qin Yan felt that he was quite wronged, he didn't mean it at all just now, okay? He just accidentally saw it.
What's more, Ma Jiao's one grows on her chest, and you can see it at any glance.
If as long as you look at her, she is a hooligan, then wouldn't everyone who has seen Ma Jiao be a hooligan?
"Hey! Hurry up and get Xiao Ai back for me! If you don't get it back for me today, I'll ...... I'm not done with you! ”
"Big sister! Not beat around the bush! I can only exorcise ghosts, not catch ghosts! ”
"Are you sure?"
"I'm telling the truth!"
"Good! See if I don't hack you! Ma Jiao shouted, took out a talisman and lit it, chanted a spell in her mouth, and threw it at Qin Yan.
The talisman was ignited with a "boom", and then turned into a thunderbolt the thickness of a little thumb, bombarding the top of Qin Yan's head.
Qin Yan didn't have time to react before he was hit, only to feel like he had been shocked, and his whole body trembled.
At the same time, Qin Yan also smelled a scorching smell.
He reached out and grabbed his hair, and the flowing hairstyle turned into a chicken coop.
I'll go, no mistake, I was actually struck by lightning!
When Ma Jiao saw Qin Yan's appearance, she covered her cherry mouth and laughed, laughing so hard that she trembled.
Just when Qin Yan wanted to fight back, Ma Jiao's eyes suddenly widened and shouted at Qin Yan: "Be careful, get out of the way!" ”
At the same time, Ma Jiao took out a talisman from her arms and threw it at Qin Yan while chanting the spell.