Chapter 706: Mu Tang is here to pee!
Looking at the policeman in front of him, it was estimated that he should be thirty-four or five-five, maybe older, or younger, Mu Tang's face and eyes flashed with different colors, and at the same time he shook his arm, and said secretly: "As soon as you come, you will meet a good hand, tsk!" ”
The epaulettes on the shoulders of this policeman are obviously different from those of other policemen, showing his higher status and stronger strength. And through the collision and contact just now, Mu Tang already knew that the strength of the other party was indeed extraordinary. Of course, he didn't use all his strength, but the power of one punch could knock him back again and again, how could he wait?
What is particularly unique is that the power of this policeman is very strange, and after a violent force is poured into Mu Tang's body, it is like a serial explosion. It exploded like an explosion - like a string of hands stuffed into his body. Thunder, its terrifying destructive power directly reaches the inner house of the skin, which catches people off guard. The cracks on the ground are Mu Tang's burst of power one after another. The result of the explosion is transmitted to the ground. It looks like the explosion that was transmitted to the ground. The explosion continued to explode, and then there was a large crack in the ground.
It's really strange that someone has mastered this "Starburst" power driving method......
The suddenly flashed "Dongri Island Sliver" also frowned, looked at the cracks on the ground with flickering eyes, and then looked at Mu Tang, who could still stand intact after eating his own move "Meteor Pegasus Fist", and then glanced at his colleagues who were dizzy on the ground, and secretly scolded "waste", then stared at Mu Tang again, and said: "You are not an ordinary tourist, say!" Who the hell are you? ”
Mu Tang said: "I am just an ordinary tourist. Why, your country still doesn't allow people with some strength to travel to your country? Wouldn't it, so narrow-minded? I came here after reading your country's tourism promotion advertisement. What about good hospitality, good welcome to me? It's a lie for a long time. As soon as I came to your country, you welcomed me at gunpoint and deliberately targeted me, didn't you? Okay, then I'll wait and complain to the 'League of Nations Human Rights Office' about your country's false propaganda, trampling on human rights, and abusing and insulting foreign tourists! Nonono, so many international friends over there can testify to me, we didn't do anything, I was just forced to protect myself! I was so scared to be pointed at a bunch of guns. ”
Let's not talk about anything else, I'll give you a big hat first! Now civilized countries are shouting "human rights first" and "natural human rights", among which the Na'vi Federation, which belongs to your country's "father country", shouts the loudest, and talks about "human rights in Kyushu" at every turn.
The policeman's face turned dark, he never thought that the other party would talk about human rights as soon as he opened his mouth, it was not this routine at all! He turned his head to take a look, and sure enough, he saw a lot of white-skinned and blond-haired "international friends" muttering, and some were even taking pictures. It doesn't matter what the black-haired and yellow-skinned "Kyushu people" say or think, but those white-skinned and golden-haired people are very troublesome.
I just heard him say in a very pure native dialect: "Of course, I'm 'Great Eastern Day' and warmly welcome every friendly visitor. However, we only welcome visitors who come to us with a friendly heart! But for some ill-intentioned people, we also have a unique way of welcoming them...... Whatever the reason, you have knocked our police officers to the ground, which has constituted the crime of 'assaulting the police'. Now, please come back to the police station with me and cooperate with our investigation. If you were innocent, I would have let you go and apologize to you. ”
Mu Tang said: "Hmph! I'm here to see the beautiful scenery and eat delicious food, but I'm not here to visit the police station on your 'Higashihijima'. ”
The policeman could understand the "Kyushu dialect", but he still said in his native dialect: "If the investigation results prove that you are really a tourist, there are many beautiful and delicious foods in our country waiting for you to enjoy." But before that, allow me to take you on a tour of our country's police station. By the way, let me also popularize the common knowledge of the law of our country to you. In order to avoid that you have violated the laws of our country without news during the game, and brought you an unpleasant experience. ”
Mu Tang's face was gloomy, with an expression of "I don't want to cooperate", "Then what if I don't want to go?" The policeman said in a deep voice: "Then, I, Seto Eagle, will take coercive measures against your Excellency in the capacity and name of the 'Higashihijima Police'!" ”
"Good!" Mu Tang shouted, and immediately put on a posture, looking like "let's fight", and stretched out his hand to wave to the policeman named Seto Eagle. Seto Eagles saw Mu Tang put on a fighting posture, took a deep breath, and felt irritated in his heart, "The people of Kyushu are really annoying!" Following the movement of his heart, his soul suddenly burst out, "Then ......"
As a result, Mu Tang said: "I'll go back to the police station with you!" ”
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Seto Taka was speechless, and the crowd of onlookers not far away was also silent.
Wail! Wail! Wail!
Coincidentally, a flock of crows flew overhead......
"Cut!!" I don't know where there was a disdainful heckling, breaking the brief silence.
"I thought there would be a great show......
"It's really embarrassing for us Kyushu to be so cowardly......"
"It's boring......"
Seto Eagles are also very depressed, I even burst out of my soul, but you don't fight, isn't this a waste of my energy and spirit! At the same time, he was also disdainful of Mu Tang in his heart, and muttered in his heart: "Kyushu people are just like this!" ”
Then, the Seto Eagle sent out a wave of telekinesis, waking up all the colleagues who had fainted to the ground. After those "Dongri Island" slivers sobered up, they wanted to vent the evil fire in their hearts on Mu Tang, but they were stopped by Seto Eagle. Although the strips were indignant, they could only obediently obey orders.
When a strip took out the handcuffs, Mu Tang hurriedly said: "I'm not a criminal, I'm just cooperating with your investigation, if you handcuff me, I won't go." Seto Taka only thought about taking the person away quickly, and waved his hand to drive away the strip that was going to handcuff Mu Tang. Then, Mu Tang, Guanhai Dance, and another Tong Xiangyu were taken into the car by Seto Eagle, and went straight to the police station in the jurisdiction.
After this small episode, the people stranded outside the "Ten Thousand Miles Array" dispersed. When everyone was almost scattered, Zhao Tianjiao and Mingsui who were hidden in the crowd were exposed. It turned out that after luring away the angry "Dongri Island masses", they went around and plunged into the crowd to prepare to watch the play. Of course, I didn't watch any good show.
"It's not powerful. Mu Tang, Mu Tang, you really disappointed me. Just him! Our Kyushu people have lost all their faces to you. Zhao Tianjiao looked distressed. He seemed to have forgotten, but he led the mob of "Dongri Island" to Guanhaiwu and Mutang. If it weren't for that, Mu Tang would not have slipped his hands and knocked out a police officer.
Mingsui said: "Let's go, let's go over and have a look." ”
Zhao Tianjiao said: "What is there to see." It's hard for him to dare to make a big fuss at the police station. This is not 'Kyushu', if he really dares to make trouble, I will see how he dies...... Huh! Yes, you say, should I report and expose him? If that group of 'Dongri Island' slivers knew that he was the one who poisoned their prime minister......" Before he finished speaking, Zhao Tianjiao shook his head, "No, no, it's really unauthentic." Me and him are just internal contradictions among the people. If I expose him, then won't I become a 'Qin traitor'? I'm so handsome, how could I be a 'Qin traitor'? ”
After speaking, Zhao Tianjiao waved his hand and said, "Let's go, let's go and watch the play!" If he really makes a big fuss about the 'Dongri Island Police Station', hehe, it will be exciting! ”
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Precinct Police Station, Information Room!
"Name!"
"Kihiro ......"
"Gender!"
"It's not a woman."
Bang!
"Bastard, be honest with me, don't play tricks!" The policeman who questioned Mu Tang was one of the people who was knocked unconscious before, and it was strange that Mu Tang could have a good attitude, "I'll ask again: gender!" ”
Seto Eagle was holding his elbow on the side and looked at Mu Tang, his eyes were as sharp as an eagle falcon, as if he wanted to see Mu Tang through.
Mu Tang pursed his lips and muttered, "What is fierce", and then dragged out his voice: "Man! ”
"Age!"
“16。”
“16!?” The note was raised again, "Your passport clearly says 24!" ”
Mu Tang smiled: "I'm sorry, I'm used to it, in order to look young, no matter who asks me how old I am since I was 16 years old, I will say 16 years old, haha!" Yes, yes, the actual age is 24, 24! ”
The strip twitched his face and shouted, "Say! Why attack the police? ”
Mu Tang said: "You pointed your guns at my master, I was eager to save people, I didn't think so much......"
Half an hour later, the inquiry was completed, and with the monitoring outside the "Ten Thousand Miles", the whole incident was completely clear. Really more serious, Mu Tang did constitute the crime of attacking the police, and his attitude was bad, which was very hateful. However, in the end, Seto Taka made the decision not to pursue it and released him.
Mu Tang guessed that it was because he and Guanhai Dance were pure "Dongri Island" people and had a master-apprentice relationship! Because Seto Taka said, "You are a Kyushu native who worships our people as a teacher, hum...... it seems that he has found a sense of accomplishment and pride here???
In the hall of the police station, Seto Taka said, "You can go." Have a nice time in our country. Next time, please be careful about your words and actions. ”
Mu Tang hurriedly thanked him twice, and then said, "By the way, Officer Seto, can I borrow your toilet to use it, it's convenient." ”
"Over there."
"Thank you, thank you! You wait for me for a while, and I'll go back when I go. ”
After about three minutes, Mu Tang walked back refreshed and said with a smile: "Your toilet here is really clean. The water in the toilet bowl looks like it can be drunk directly. ”
"Of course."
Immediately, Mu Tang and the three left the police station.
Everything looks uneventful. It's just that no one noticed that there was an "under maintenance" sign at the door of the toilet on the first floor of the police station. And this sign was placed for three days. It wasn't until the fourth day that a policeman couldn't stand it anymore, so he ignored the sign and got in, but when he saw the scene in the toilet, he immediately screamed "ah......
I saw that I don't know when a statue was placed in the toilet, the statue was lifelike like a real person, and at first glance it turned out to be the Mu Tang who poisoned the prime minister!
This statue of Mu Tang is in an exaggerated pose, with an obscene expression, and his pants are taken off, but the key part is a stone mosaic, only a parabolic waterline, and then two middle fingers are erected, and there is a row of three-dimensional words next to the toilet door: Mu Tang is here to pee!