Chapter 815: The Most Despicable Tactic in History
"Da Zhuang, are you having fun?"
During the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, Zhuang's mother asked Da Zhuang happily.
Da Zhuang nodded happily: "Have a great time, I have met a lot of good friends!" ”
"Oh, who are they?"
"There are three catties of big brothers, four two and two brothers, they are so good, they are especially good at playing, and they can also perform swallowing grenades!"
Mother Zhuang smiled and nodded: "Uh-huh, what else?" ”
"And ...... Hammer"
"Hammer?" Zhuang's mother wondered, isn't Ah Hammer in Lanxi State? "Anything else?"
"And a bunch of monkeys......"
"And ......?"
Before Zhuang's mother finished asking, Da Zhuang had already finished eating the dumplings in three or two bites: "I'll go back and set off fireworks!" ”
"Stay safe!" Zhuang Ma shouted from behind.
Father Zhuang shook his head and said, "How many fireworks have you bought for these children, why haven't you finished yet?" ”
"It's time to finish." Zhuang is not far away.
He didn't buy much, but he collected most of the fireworks on the surface of Wucheng.
In a small county like Wucheng, there are not many fireworks in total, and with the combat effectiveness of Da Zhuang and the group of guys in the manor, it is estimated that it will be all over in two hours.
Are they going to buy fireworks again?
Zhuang is not far away and a little puzzled.
It's possible, after all, now is the easiest time to buy "arms" in the state.
But these guys don't have much money, right, even if they buy it, how much can they buy?
Zhuang Buyuan was very puzzled.
Outside the breakfast village, Da Zhuang hurriedly ran back: "Keep putting it on, keep putting it on...... How many more fireworks? ”
Hiding on top of the container, he was holding a huge box of fireworks bombs, watching the fireworks shoot out from the tip of his nose, squeaking happily.
Probably pretending to be a monkey too much, this bear child is becoming more and more like a monkey.
Hearing Da Zhuang's voice, Yu Di spread his hands, which meant that it was gone.
Da Zhuang got into the container, threw out a few empty boxes, looked at the empty container, and shouted: "You guys are too much! Don't even leave me a little! ”
The bears, monkeys, dogs, and children of bears next to you are gloating, who told you to go to dinner?
"Don't worry." Next to him, he patted his chest in twos, "Look at us!" ”
Then the two of them returned to the breakfast village, and after a while, they returned with a huge container in tow.
When I opened the door, there was a lot of noise and all kinds of weapons rolled out of it.
It's their private collection!
"This one is the most fun, da
"And this, boom boom boom!"
Three pounds, four twos, four arms, one arm holding one, came a crazy strafing.
Real firearms are much cooler than fireworks.
Bears, children, bears, dogs, bears, monkeys, and swarms rushed up......
When Da Zhuang saw those guns, he rushed forward in surprise and was about to grab them, and grabbed him by the neck.
"No, this thing is too dangerous for you!"
I have to say that although three catties and four taels are big and lacking roots, being a nanny is still quite competent.
Fireworks are not dangerous to most of the creatures on the manor, but they are dangerous to other races that don't have scales to protect them.
Especially for Da Zhuang, these things are absolutely deadly.
Others can play, but Da Zhuang can only watch from the sidelines.
When you look at it, you have to stay away.
Da Zhuang watched from the side for a while, then stepped forward and hugged Sanjin's hind legs, and looked at him with tears in his eyes, which made him have a great headache.
"Three-pound big brother woo woo woo woo ......"
If Da Zhuang is injured, it is estimated that the owner will cut off his arm to make chicken wings.
But Da Zhuang's eyes made him unbearable......
We are full of love for three catties and four taels, and we can't stand the hurt eyes of this little animal!
If you usually see an injured animal, of course, you will happily break your neck and eat it, but this is not good!
What should I do?
"That's right......" Sanjin slapped his head suddenly, thinking of something.
He carried Da Zhuang back to the manor, came to the door of the master's room not far from the village, and shouted to the big tree at the door: "Xiaofu! Little Blessing! ”
Xiaofu hangs upside down from the tree.
I didn't know what Sanjin said to Xiaofu, so I saw Xiaofu shaking his head.
Sanjin held up a finger.
Xiaofu still shook his head.
Three catties spread his hands, and Xiaofu stretched out four fingers.
Sanjin shook his head and stretched out three fingers.
Xiaofu still stubbornly stretched out four fingers.
It actually only has four fingers.
Sanjin shook his head helplessly, and then handed over a cage.
Xiao Fu happily hoisted the cage up the tree, then flew down and landed on Da Zhuang's head.
"Ah, bat ......" Da Zhuang just wanted to dodge, but he felt a sudden chill on his body.
Xiao Fu turned over on his head, and it turned into a black mist-like silk thread, enveloping his whole body.
Da Zhuang stretched out his hand in surprise, and found that his body was covered with a thin but extremely flexible black silk thread.
The black is so deep, as if all the light has been absorbed, but this layer of "skin" does not seem to hinder Da Zhuang from feeling the outside environment at all, whether it is the wind blowing through the skin or touching things, it is as if there is no diaphragm.
Instead of being affected, the senses are enhanced.
Just as Erniu, the "best guard of the manor", has many forms, the existence of Xiaofu, the "best hunter of the manor", is not just one form.
Its existence is not to help the manor owners hunt or patrol the manor, but to let the manor owners, incarnate the strongest hunters, and enjoy the thrill of fighting and hunting.
Under the ordinary weapons of the earth, it is of course very simple to protect Da Zhuang.
"Alright, let's go." Sanjin picked up Da Zhuang again and returned to the outside of the breakfast village.
"Boom, boom, boom...... Dada......da
……
In the Hammer City camp, the leader of the Hammermen stared blankly ahead.
The sound of boom bang
It's only been a few hours.
The hammer people went from panicking at the beginning, to restlessness later, to now having nothing to love, and they wanted to die on the legs of the war dogs.
"This is the enemy's harassment tactic!" The Hammerman leader cheered himself up, "Come on, don't be defeated by them!" This shows that they are afraid! As long as we build the Exploding Cannon, they're finished! Come on! Come on! Don't lose to them. ”
Sure enough, after a few moments, the booming sound disappeared.
"Great, we're victorious!" A smile appeared on the Hammerman leader's face.
He stretched, ah, he could finally sleep......
At this moment, the sound of boom sounded again.
It's endless!
Let me die!