"Oh, yes, the school must have their consideration." I pretended to think, rolled my eyes as I spoke, and sneered very lightly, "Isn't Teacher Ni's class unpopular in the regular army of the school?" In order to improve your class attendance, the school shoehorned it into us? ”

When the words fell, the class burst into laughter.

"Heh, do you really dare to say it?" Ni Zihao was disdainful, and seemed to be confident, "However, it is reasonable for you to have such a conjecture, how can a working girl who can only listen to saliva songs know what music is?" It's even more bullshit when it comes to music creation and production, right? ”

I sneered secretly, thinking that you still want to make things difficult for my mother with these two brushes? Wash and sleep!

Miss Ben is not talented, although she has never attended a formal music academy in China, but the three-year training of the Korean girl group is not covered.

"Oh? Why did Mr. Ni conclude that I would only listen to saliva songs? ”

"Forever separated by a river!" Ni Zihao pretended to be innocent and smiled at me, and said wildly, "Take a urinal to sing, isn't it enough to saliva?" ”

For a while, I was embarrassed, and my face turned white with anger: "What urinal?!" It's a washbasin! ”

"What, you wash your face in a urinal? The taste is strong enough! Ni Zihao took the opportunity to take revenge, "No wonder I like to watch men pee!" ”

The students burst into laughter three times, and the whole order was completely chaotic. Many male classmates also stood up and turned back to laugh at me, and invited Xia Luo to go to the men's bathroom to watch them pee.

I was humiliated not even a little bit, and I wanted to dig a hole in the ground.

I was gurgling with hatred......

"Okay, be quiet for Lao Tzu!" Ni Zihao pretended to be annoyed, but in fact, he was so unhappy in his heart, I saw him pretending to be a dog on the stage, but his mouth was still not serious, "To get back to the point, just now this female leopard classmate questioned the attendance rate of my class." Well, I'll give you a chance to see for yourself how popular Ms. Ni is in the school. Female leopard classmates, do you dare to make a bet with everyone? ”

Don't ask, it must be a pit, this guy wants to take the opportunity to take revenge!

Can't let him get his way!

Therefore, even if I was angry at this time, I had to suppress my temper and shake my head very embarrassed. Don't dare to provoke him again, otherwise the end will be even worse.

"What, the female leopard has become a kitten? Don't have the guts to do that? Ni Zihao walked off the podium with a sneer, and said the truth unashamedly, "I never name in class, and the attendance rate is never linked to the test score, and I am the only one among the teachers at Ontario University, Ni Zihao!" So, will Lao Tzu's class attendance rate be high? ”

"......" I was speechless and dumbfounded.

But he didn't quite believe it, and the devil knew if he was lying.

At this time, the classmates began to coax for fear that the world would not be chaotic, and shouted one after another:

"Bet on him! Bet on him! ”

In an instant, I was put on the table, and there seemed to be no choice: "It's okay to bet, but the bet can't be too outrageous." How about the loser take 500 yuan to buy snacks for everyone? ”

Ni Zihao walked over, picked up his hand and sneered insolently: "Hehe, so weak-hearted? You don't think I'm going to bet on you to pee, do you? ”

When the words fell, the whole class laughed four times, which is called a joy!

I just feel that I am going to be defeated, if it weren't for the class, the old lady would not be afraid of him.

But now after all, he is a teacher, and I am a student! And he's not in shape, if he continues, the devil knows what else he's going to do...... Nonsense?!

Seeing that I had nothing to say, I was so angry that I stood there with my head down and was alone and resentful, Ni Zihao was so unhappy!

"Don't mind, I'm not interested in watching the female leopard pee, especially with the urinal pot!" He leaned over and tried to look at me, "Well, it's not interesting to gamble 500 yuan, and the school prohibits gambling." What to do? ”

I didn't look at him, gritted my back molars and whispered, "You, what do you say?" ”

It's called a hate in my heart! If there is a knife by his side, the old lady will definitely stab him to death!

Maybe he can't bear to force it anymore, but he is also a teacher, and he Ni Zihao has to pay attention to the influence.

Retracting his head, he touched the tip of his nose, changed the improper painting style just now, and suddenly said righteously:

"Listen, if you lose, be the class representative of Lao Tzu! This year, I worked as an assistant to Mr. Ni to serve my classmates! ”

I was ......

I was also deeply relieved, raised my eyes to look at him, and asked weakly, "Then what if you lose?" ”

"Lao Tzu is your assistant! Let you ride as a horse! ”

He began to be indecent again, and he still spoke wildly?

The last sentence undoubtedly ignited the enthusiasm of the students again, and when the words fell, I heard everyone shouting:

"Ride one! Ride one! ”

Nima, what a dirty student this is!

"Give Lao Tzu a quiet moment, what kind of coaxing?!" Ni Zihao yelled at everyone angrily, glanced at me as he spoke, and muttered in a low voice, "Ride her?" Heh, she doesn't pee on herself? ”

I didn't bother to bother with him anymore, I just wanted it to end quickly.

But he still justified it out of instinctive reaction, and muttered in a low voice: "Obviously you let me ride!" ”

When the words fell, Ni Zihao's eyes lit up, and he stopped when he wanted to return to the podium, leaned over and lowered his voice in my ear, and explained mysteriously:

"Come with me to the office after class, Lao Tzu will let you ride."

I looked up in surprise, wouldn't I? He, what is he going to do?

Damn, I really owe it!

How unreliable is this Teacher Ni?

As soon as he thought about it, he heard Ni Zihao say loudly while walking to the podium:

"The attendance rate of Lao Tzu's course is the first in the school! There is no one more reliable than my teacher Ni! ”

He looked at me with a wicked smile as he spoke, and I shuddered with fright.

Nima, does this guy have a mind reader?

"Classmate Leopard, you lost." On the podium, he pointed at me, with a victor's sneer on the corner of his mouth, "From today on, you are going to follow my Teacher Ni?" ”

The class was a little surprised, as if they didn't believe that his class attendance was so high.

"What? Don't you believe me? Although Ni Zihao is simple-minded and unreasonable, he can be regarded as above board, "When you go back, you can log in to the school's internal website with your student number to check it yourself, which shows the weekly course attendance rate of each teacher, plus elective courses!" ”

Saying that, he snorted at everyone's confidence, and began to speak loudly: "Whenever my Ni Zihao's course is not ranked first in a week, Lao Tzu will give all of you a horse to ride!" ”

When the words fell, thunderous applause rang out, not only believing him, but also admiring him infinitely.

I had to sit down and think about it, yes!

Ni Zihao is simply a wonder among teachers, it's strange that students don't love his class!

Alas, he was completely defeated, and he had to be his class representative and assistant in the future.

But this is not a bad thing, the "National Idol" talent contest, maybe I still have to ask him.

……

After class, I was surrounded by a group of classmates and immediately became the most popular focus of the class. Just because: Teacher Ni's class representative!

This guy is the judge of the talent competition, and everyone is scolding me for this......

"Xia Luo, is Mr. Ni interesting to you?"

"Hurry up and eat him, the internal intelligence of the National Idol Contest is not ours? Ha ha. ”

"yes, yes, it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Get Ni Zihao, you take the C-position champion, and leave the runner-up and the runner-up to us. ”

I won't describe them all, but it's just boring nonsense.

Everyone was gossiping, and I didn't have a chance to interject and defend myself for a while. Until Ni Zihao's impatient voice came from the door......

"What about Lao Tzu's class representative? Why haven't you kept up? What are you doing there?! ”

Everyone had to shut up, and they all covered their mouths and snickered to make way for the old lady.

I followed Ni Zihao nervously all the way, thinking about how to get out of his office for a while? You can't really ride him!

But Ni Zihao took me to the rooftop of a certain school building, where there were a large number of musical instruments and stereos, which was simply an open-air piano room!

"I'll go, this is your office?" I was amazed.

"Or else?" Ni Zihao glanced at me, walked to the drum kit and beat it for a while, and then ordered me, "Chris said that you have a good voice, come, yell at Lao Tzu!" ”

But I didn't have the heart to open my voice, and smiled: "Another day!" ”

Ni Zihao raised his eyes and stopped the beating in his hand, "Why, you followed me up so obediently, could it be that you really want to ride Lao Tzu?" ”

I smiled and shook my head, the first time I realized that he was cute!

"Heh, what do you think I mean by 'riding'? Go to bed? Ni Zihao raised his eyebrows and stared at me with a sneer.

It made me embarrassed by such straightforwardness, and I quickly lowered my eyes and shook my head desperately, panicking in my heart. At the same time, muttering, not referring to going to bed, what else will it be?

At this time, Ni Zihao put down the drum stick and came over to me and explained to me righteously: "You open your voice, Lao Tzu will accompany you, this is you riding me; On the contrary, it is you who are ridden by Lao Tzu! That's the love of music, you know? ”

I froze......

Curious explanation, the thinking mode of this product is indeed different from ordinary people!

So I pursed my lips and snickered and nodded obediently.

Suddenly remembering the bank card, I quickly took it out and returned it to him, "Oh yes, you take this back." ”

He didn't answer, rolling his eyes: "It's not me who gave it to you, it's Chris who gave you living expenses." ”

"That's why I can't ask for it!"

He wondered: "For Mao?" ”

"You think, I have to go to school this year, and I don't have time to be his assistant. No merit, can't always let the boss keep it, right? I smiled and lied, and said that I forced the bank card to him.

"Heh, I don't see that you still have a backbone?" Ni Zihao looked at me with a smile, "So, you didn't seduce Chris that night, did you?" ”

It was my turn to roll my eyes: "Come on, who's free to seduce him?!" ”

"Then you two quarrel over Mao?"

I was choked for a while, and I didn't know how to answer, so I kicked the ball back in a hurry: "Quarrel for Mao, didn't that bastard tell you?" ”

"Heh, Chris never told me." Ni Zihao smiled bitterly and laughed at himself, and took a puff of cigarette as he spoke, "I never tell anyone, this guy's mind is too deep!" ”

I blinked my eyes and was a little surprised, Leng Du Wolf's mind is well known, but I didn't expect him to even say the best brother? How tired this bastard is!

"Confess, you two quarreled over Mao that night?" Ni Zihao put one hand in his pants pocket and a cigarette in the other, pretending to ask casually, but he was actually full of curiosity about the relationship between Yi Fan and me.

I couldn't avoid it, so I had to follow the "assistant's" train of thought to find an excuse to lie.

"Actually...... Actually, it was nothing that night, it was just ...... Just quarreled a few words about the remuneration, I wanted a raise, but he refused. ”

"So he wants me to find you as an assistant? What excuse do you have to say that let Lao Tzu manage you at school and don't let you mess around, but in fact, give you a disguised salary increase? Saying that, he seemed to have an epiphany, and said in shock, ", let Lao Tzu come out with the money, and take my brother and me as the big boss?" ”

I was a little amused by him again, and smiled at him with a wink: "Then, don't do this wronged man, let's just say goodbye?" ”

"Think beautifully!" Ni Zihao didn't look at me angrily, and said step by step, "You stinky bastard, female leopard, you will cause trouble!" Without Lao Tzu watching you at school, can Chris go back to New York with peace of mind?! ”

"Nani? He's back in New York? "I was surprised.

That's really good news!

I was so happy in my heart that I completely ignored that I was forced by Ni Zihao step by step to the door frame of the rooftop hut......