Chapter 1: King Chujiang Arrives
The scorching sun in July is unguardable.
August is like a fire, and the heat is hard to hide.
The best thing to do in the ghost weather at the end of July is to fall asleep at home with the air conditioner blowing, wake up, and take out half a watermelon from the refrigerator to feel the fruits of midsummer.
But since Zhang Chufeng lay down to sleep, he has had one strange dream after another, and people always ask him where his grandfather has gone.
"How do I know where my grandfather went! My grandfather has been dead for more than ten years, you go ask the ghost! ”
In the dream, Zhang Chufeng yelled at those vague shadows.
"We're ghosts!" A group of vague shadows scolded and left, and Zhang Chufeng's dream finally reached a new height, because the next ......
He dreamed of his grandfather.
"Grandpa, what the hell are you? You've been dead for more than ten years, why are people still looking for you? ”
The old man with white hair was dressed in a suit, looking very stylish, and when he saw that his grandson was already eighteen years old in a blink of an eye, his eyes were full of kindness and relief.
"Grandson, grandpa, I haven't seen you in twelve years. I really want to ......."
"Don't miss me! Roll Roll Roll ......"
Zhang Chufeng pointed at his grandfather and roared, "I just got through the hellish third year of high school, and I'm about to start a good college year." What are you doing? Will you take me away at this time? ”
Zhang Chufeng has heard that when he dreams that someone who has passed away at home says that he will scold people immediately if he thinks of you, this is not disrespectful, but some ghosts pretend to be your deceased family members to take away your soul.
Grandpa smiled at Zhang Chufeng, "It hasn't changed at all, it's still so skinny!" Grandpa didn't take you away, he came to deliver something to you. But you can keep this thing yourself, and don't let anyone know. Not only can't people know, but ghosts can't let them know. ”
Grandpa's voice was very small, as if he was really telling a secret.
Zhang Chufeng looked at his grandfather, the last time he saw this face was twelve years ago.
In a blink of an eye, I was eighteen.
Grandpa took out three bottles of potion and put them on the three fingers of Zhang Chufeng's right hand, and a faint layer of gold immediately appeared on the three fingers.
"Goldfinger?" Zhang Chufeng looked at his fingers with a puzzled expression.
"Grandson, remember, don't tell anyone that you've seen me, let alone this thing, don't say if it's a human or a ghost, remember......"
As his grandfather's back gradually faded away, Zhang Chufeng felt that the world in front of him was spinning.
And just as the sky was spinning, a voice sounded in my ears.
"It's 0:00 on Monday, and Goldfinger is starting to refresh ......"
"Get the Golden Finger One: Possessed by Xueba. Learning any knowledge is like being possessed by a scholar, never forgetting, learning in an instant, and super comprehension. The cheat lasts for a week. ”
"Get Goldfinger Two: Insight into Luck. You can observe all the luck in the world, and the princes and princes will see it all. The cheat lasts for a week. ”
"Get the golden finger three: clairvoyance downwind ear. It can see thousands of miles and see through at a glance. Listen from afar, choose a seat to listen. The cheat lasts for a week. ”
In the haze, Zhang Chufeng opened his eyes and glanced at the bracelet, which happened to be 0:00 on Monday morning.
"Haven't I been playing too many games lately?"
Rubbing his hair, Zhang Chufeng turned over and continued to sleep.
I slept until noon.
At this time, outside Zhang Chufeng's door, three men with a gloomy aura were standing at the door.
At the head of the group is a middle-aged man with a Chinese character face, who looks about forty years old, but his deep eyes are as sharp as if he has a thousand years of experience.
The momentum of not being angry and arrogant made the two people who followed him stand with their hands down, not daring to be disrespectful in the slightest.
The middle-aged man glanced at the house number, "Is this Zhang Tiancai's grandson, Zhang Chufeng's residence?" ”
"Yes, sir." The attendant on the left said respectfully.
Not to be outdone, the attendant on the right spoke: "My lord, in fact, if you are looking for such a small role, you can just send a 'person' to come, and there is no need to run it yourself." ”
The man with the face of the national character snorted, "Eight trillion!" That's eight trillion! With such a large sum of money, can I not go out myself? ”
The two attendants also knew that the adult had a headache for the eight trillion yuan owed by Zhang Tiancai recently, and finally thought of this way to solve the problem.
At this time, someone happened to come back from the other end of the corridor and was opening the door, and he heard the conversation between the three of them here, and snorted.
"Why can you brag about X so much, it's still eight trillion! Why don't you say that you are the Lord of Hades? ”
The man with the national character face was shocked when he heard this, stared at the two attendants behind him with wide eyes, and said in a low voice: "I...... Exposed? Isn't this camouflage successful today? Go and erase his memory! ”
The two attendants were speechless for a while.
"Lord King Chu Jiang, you have not been exposed. He thinks you're bragging. Just laughing at you. ”
King Chu Jiang's eyes were stunned when he heard this, he was one of the ten palace kings, and he was ridiculed by a mortal who had to fart in the underworld with a look of enjoyment for more than twenty little ghosts.
"Take out my little book, write it down to him, July 30, 2018 in Shenzhen-Hong Kong City, mocking this king. I'm going to come to the underworld, and I'm going to put on little shoes for him. ”
"Yes, yes, yes." The attendant immediately took out a small notebook from his pocket, and the cover of the small notebook reads "Twenty-three", which is obviously the twenty-third book of King Chujiang's revenge notes.
"This matter is very important, I'll just go in myself, you two will wait outside the door."
As he spoke, King Chu Jiang knocked on the door.
After knocking on the door, King Chu Jiang always felt that something was not right, so he turned around and glanced at the two attendants behind him, "Although we temporarily borrowed corpses to revive our souls, we are still ghosts, right?" ”
The two attendants nodded.
"It's a ghost knocking on the door."
As he spoke, King Chu Jiang cast a ghost path spell and directly turned into a phantom through the door and wall, and walked into the house.
It was only when he walked to the bedroom that King Chu Jiang canceled the spell and turned his body into a physical body, which could be seen by Zhang Chufeng, who was still sleeping.
Zhang Chufeng just heard a knock on the door and woke up from his sleep.
As a result, as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a huge Chinese face next to the bed and a pair of grape-sized eyes staring at him.
"What the hell!"
Smack-
Zhang Chufeng screamed, and with a slap, he fanned the ghost in front of him and flew to the living room.
King Chu Jiang was stunned.
The two imps standing outside the door and looking at the situation inside with a perspective spell were also stunned.
He ...... He...... Did you just give Lord Chu Jiang a slap? ”
The other little ghost nodded, "His grandfather Niu X, he is even better than his grandfather, the old Zhang family is talented!" ”
As he spoke, he took out King Chujiang's notes and began to record on them: "On July 30, 2018, Zhang Chufeng slapped this king at his home in Shenzhen-Hong Kong City. ”
King Chu Jiang, who was fanned into the living room, slowed down for a while before he reacted.
Standing up and pointing at Zhang Chufeng's nose, he asked, "Boy, do you know who I am?" ”
As soon as Zhang Chufeng woke up, he saw a big face next to the bed and big eyes like two light bulbs staring at him, so he was naturally a little confused.
"I don't know...... Wait, you came to my house and asked me who you are? Moreover, how did you get into my house? Believe it or not, I'll call the police to arrest you! ”
At this time, Zhang Chufeng reacted, who is this uncle with a black face on a hot day.
King Chu Jiang smiled coldly, just wanted to reveal his identity, and then thought about it: No! He is the king of Chujiang in the second hall, and he was slapped just now, admitting that his identity is too embarrassing.
King Chu Jiang had a serious face and said in a straight voice: "I am a ghost of the underworld, and I came here to ...... this time."
"Phew!" Before King Chu Jiang's words were finished, he was interrupted by Zhang Chufeng, "You are a ghost, can you let me slap me?" You're a ghost, I can't beat you. ”
Zhang Chufeng's face was full of disbelief.
King Chu Jiang's gaze wandered around the living room, and finally locked on the refrigerator. Walk over and take out half of the watermelon in the refrigerator directly.
King Chu Jiang smiled coldly, "Although I am borrowing a corpse to resurrect my soul now, I can make my body to the limit that you living people can't do." ”
As he spoke, his mouth was as big as a washbasin, and he put half a watermelon directly into his mouth, and chewed it with the skin of the melon.
While Zhang Chufeng felt sorry for the half of the watermelon he bought, he finally believed that he had encountered a ghost.
Where can anyone open their mouth as big as a basin and eat half a watermelon in one bite?
"Hiccup-" After eating, King Chu Jiang also gave a rather satisfied burp, "Eating watermelon in summer is really cool." ”
Zhang Chufeng looked at the abnormal ghost in the living room, and couldn't help asking, "Brother ghost, what are you doing at my house?" It can't just be to eat half of my watermelon, right? ”
Only then did King Chu Jiang remember that he had come to do the right thing.
"Your grandfather's ...... Is the name Zhang Tiancai? ”
Zhang Chufeng's heart chuckled for a moment, he still remembered the dream he had last night.
Grandpa just dreamed, and the ghost came to the door, what the hell is this!
"Yes! Do you also conduct a census in the underworld? ”
King Chu Jiang smiled and waved his hand, "That's the case." Your grandfather used to invest in our prefecture, and he was very famous, and he made a lot of money for our prefecture. But not long ago, for some unknown reason, your grandfather owed a sum of money. And then it disappeared. ”
"It's okay, it's okay. You leave a name, there is just a paper money shop nearby, and I will burn it for you at night. ”
Zhang Chufeng felt that things were not so simple, it was best to send this ghost away first, and then think about it calmly by himself.
King Chu Jiang put away the smile on his face, and his expression couldn't help but become serious, although this expression didn't look too serious because of the watermelon juice at the corner of his mouth.
"Two points. First, burning paper in the sun, no matter how large the denomination is written, it is useless. The exchange ratio of our prefecture is 1:1000. The paper money you buy for one dollar is a thousand yuan of underworld coins when you burn it to the underworld. Second ......"
Speaking of this, King Chu Jiang suddenly paused, as if he was about to announce something very important.
For some reason, Zhang Chufeng suddenly felt that the air was full of depression, as if a thunderbolt was about to fall.
King Chu Jiang's eyes revealed not only seriousness, but even anger.
"Your grandfather owes 8 trillion to the underworld, and you will repay this debt!"