I couldn't push the coffin lid myself, so I asked Baoguo and Tianning to help me push together, the creaking coffin pushed, and then suddenly an unkempt head came out of the coffin, although we were mentally prepared, but we were still startled by the person in front of us, I saw this person, his face was black, and his hair was sticking to his head one by one, I knew that this person was Liu Laojiu, Liu Laojiu's body exuded a disgusting smell, I quickly covered my nose and hid to the side, Liu Laojiu suddenly burst out of the coffin, and then said to a pile of bones: "Old ancestor, after I go back, I will help your old man rebury." ”

We looked at Liu Laojiu, a little confused, after Liu Laojiu kowtowed, he crawled towards the outside of the grave, at this time Tianning wanted to go up to catch Liu Laojiu, I called Tianning and said: "Tianning, don't catch it, he can't run with his ability." ”

Tianning listened to my words, so he didn't catch up, that Liu Laojiu climbed out, and did not run away, but knelt there, shouting to the sky: "Thank you, God, thank you, Ancestor, I, Liu Laojiu, have picked up a life this time." Ancestor, I swear to you that I, Liu Laojiu, will never drink again in the future. ”

At this time, Hei Ya's father and Heiya's brother surrounded him, and we also climbed out, and Hei Ya's father saw Liu Laojiu's appearance, so he said, "Lao Jiu, what's wrong with you?" Yesterday I saw you drinking at the fair, how did you sleep in the grave? ”

Liu Laojiu cried when he heard this, and I said, "Uncle, what's going on?" ”

Daddy Black said, "Didn't I go to the market yesterday to prepare food?" I met Lao Jiu at the market, this Lao Jiu was at the door of the tavern, looking at a plate of peanuts, and poured himself a drink there. At that time, it was afternoon, so I asked Lao Jiu to go back with me, but I didn't expect Lao Jiu to say that he hadn't drunk enough, and he would go back when he had drunk enough. I know Lao Jiu's temper, this person is a donkey, the more you pick up, the more he will stumble, so I came back first, but I didn't expect Lao Jiu to run into the coffin. ”

Lao Jiu cried there for a long time, and then said: "Alas, this is all the misfortune of my greedy cup, I am greedy for the things in the cup, you know, yesterday I went to the market, originally to buy a mat, I didn't expect to get to the tavern before I couldn't walk, the wine in the tavern, almost hooked my soul, so I bought some peanuts at the door of the tavern, and poured myself a drink there, I usually have to get drunk when I drink, that day was no exception, I drank until the sun went down, and then I remembered to go home."

By this time I was already drunk, carrying the mat and walking on the road gracefully. But when I walked here, I suddenly couldn't see anything, and I felt that the surroundings were miserable. I was drunk and drunk, and I walked in the dark with a mat on my shoulder, and I scolded as I went. Not only did I not go out after walking for a while, but I also felt something lying on my back and letting me carry it, and kept blowing cool air into my neck, and then I remembered that I had encountered a ghost hitting the wall.

The old man said that the ghost hit the wall, and after meeting it, just learn to bark a donkey, so I learned to bark a donkey for a while, not only did it not work at all, but there was also laughter around, as if there were people in the invisible black hole. Learning to bark on a donkey didn't work, and then I suddenly remembered that I didn't have a daughter-in-law, and I was still a child, so I shouted with the strength of wine: "Grandma, what are you laughing at?" I'll let you taste my Huilong soup. (Huilong soup is the urine of the child, there is a book that records such a secret, Huilong soup, Yin Mao taste; treatment of hemorrhage, tube pulling; Eliminate hidden diseases and help growth. Nourish qi and blood, nourish yin and yang; Winter solstice clothes, the beginning of spring. Quit meat and fish, don't forget; In addition to the head and tail, to the center. Seeing the color, wanting to be clear; Bamboo is used as a guide to reach the end of the disease. Jujube as a supplement, removing the barrier; Drink it every year, and it will be longevity and strong. When I finished speaking, I took off my pants and peed around, and I was in trouble by peeing, and I heard a lot of people shouting in fright, both men and women. There are old and young.

At this moment, I saw a group of people standing in front of me, all dressed in strange clothes, like shrouds, and children dressed casually. At this time, someone in the crowd shouted: "This man is shameless, hurry up and hit him with a stone." ”

As he spoke, he picked up a stone from the ground and threw it at me, and when I saw so many people, I watched me pee, and I was so frightened that I quickly tied up my pants, and when I tied my pants, those stones smashed my head and face, and I suddenly remembered that I was carrying the mat tube, so I had an idea, and I got into the mat tube at once, and no matter how they hit me with the stone, I was all right in the mat tube. I gouged two eyes in the mat tube, watching those people hit me with stones, I was so happy in my heart, I thought that there is nothing good to go home, the cold pot and cold stove at home, and the cold quilt, so I just watched these monkeys here in a hurry.

I was watching, suddenly there was a clattering sound of walking, I was in the mat tube, looking out, it was amazing, this came back a big black man, this big black man is more than a foot tall, black face, black legs and black clothes, I can't see the facial features clearly, it seems that the facial features are black, the big black man shouted from afar: "What are you doing around a mat tube?" Isn't it fun? ”

The big black man spoke like thunder, and I could feel my heart tremble, and someone in the crowd said, "We smashed that shameless man, who peed on us in public, almost urinated on us, and we were hitting him with a stone." ”

When the big black man heard this, he quickly said, "Oh, this is fun, this is fun, how can you hit it with a stone?" ”

Someone showed the big black man the stones, and the big black man looked at them and said, "Those stones are too small, how can you kill him like this, I'll go get a big one, and make sure to kill him at once." ”

As he spoke, he walked into the distance, clicking, shaking the ground and swaying, even if I was drunk and bold, but I was not a fool, I saw the big black man go away, I wanted to come back, I was absolutely not good, so I wanted to run, but I looked around, all the people standing around me, I couldn't run at all, at this time I was anxious in the mat tube, and after a while I heard the clicking sound again, and looked into the distance, my mother, the big black man was carrying a round thing, and that thing was the size of a small table, If this guy hits someone, he can smash them into meatloaf.

I couldn't wait any longer, I had to die if I continued like this, so I grabbed the mat tube, and turned around and ran, regardless of whether there was anyone around. When I ran to the place where those people were standing, I found that those people seemed to be empty, I just got out of the way as soon as I got close to them, I saw this, I knew that these people were afraid of me, so I boldly ran in, I ran to a small village, this small village has many low huts, some of the houses have lights, some don't, the cover is messy, and there is no complete road, I just walked through it like that, the sound of clicking behind me, a strong sound, I turned the mat tube one by one, looked back, The big black guy caught up from behind.

It's over, I don't want to die, so I try to escape, then I saw a pile of yellow grass, I had an idea, ran to the yellow grass, lifted the mat tube up, and then crawled out of the mat tube, along the yellow grass, crawling into the distance, at this time the big black man had already arrived, only to see the big black man say in his mouth: "Hehe, you die, I can just drink blood when I die." ”

After he finished speaking, he lifted the ball of things high, and then screamed, clicked, and smashed the ball of things towards the mat tube, and I saw clearly that the thing was nothing else, it was a ball of yellow mud, and the ball of yellow mud would cost three or four hundred pounds, if it really fell on the body, it would definitely be flattened.

After the big black man finished smashing, he said in his mouth: "I want to drink blood, I want to eat meat." ”

As he spoke, he lifted the piece of yellow mud with his hand, and when he opened it, he cried out in his mouth: "Meat, where did the meat go?" There was meat just now, but why is it gone? ”

At this time, an old man in a shroud said: "Don't look for it stupidly, big black, your meat has already run away." ”

When the big black man heard this, he hurriedly asked, "Old man, where did my meat go?" ”