Chapter 242: What are the servants doing when the owner pretends to be forced?
Piracy detected! When Zhuang Buyuan went to the hot pot restaurant to eat and drink, Da Scoop and Gao Crab found a corner not far from the street and stopped, waiting for Zhuang not far away.
Gao Crab first checked the soles of the feet of the two goods, and then prepared food for them, and when the two goods were wagging their tails to eat, Gao Crab said to the big scoop: "You say, what will the owner of the village say when he and his classmates have a reunion?" ”
Gao Crab is really curious, they all say that things gather by like, people by groups, what kind of people will the owner's classmates be? He thought about it: "Those are all the owner's classmates, they must all be very powerful people, will they discuss how to improve the efficiency of bullying men and women, eight methods and ten points of robbing women, the angle of letting the dog bite and damage analysis, or something......
Da Scoop looked dazed, what?
"Well, I told you that you don't understand, you illiterate." Gao Crab expressed disdain for the big scoop, and then sent this brain-filled question to a group called "The owner, the manager and the second girl are not allowed to enter and urgently transfer the third group".
Suddenly, it caused a heated discussion among many manor servants.
Everyone is too curious about Zhuang's private life.
Deng Yali: "Three ways to scare people and analysis of pros and cons?" ”
Nong Hexin: "How can people starve to death in a city with great material abundance!" ”
Wen Liuquan: "A brief analysis of the main points of the cruel manor lord's disguise of mercy - this was sent by Okamaho, and I am not responsible for the above remarks." ”
Zhao Min: "Thirty-six tactical ...... of how to comfort a defeated enemy"
Andan Moon: "Legal research that discovers and uses talents in prisons." ”
Just when everyone was complaining and brainstorming, an unfamiliar ID suddenly appeared.
It's really not me: "The owner is just pretending." ”
"What? The owner pretends to be forced all day long, and he pretends to be forced when he goes to class reunions, what about the blazing youthful blood? What about innocent classmates? This kind of person is the most annoying, do you know! Xiao Wei said, "I think my friendship with the owner is going to end!" ”
"That's right, the owner really doesn't know how to understand other people's feelings, if he is so good and pretends to be forced, can others still live?"
"Wait, please be cautious when you complain, who is 'really not me'? Be careful, this could be the owner's trumpet! ”
Suddenly, there was silence in the group.
"I'm Xu Jianfei." It's really not my way.
"Oh, it's Lao Xu, Lao Xu, you went out with the owner?"
"Well, I'm protecting the owner."
Gao Crab was very puzzled when he saw this, where is Lao Xu? Why didn't I see it?
Did this guy come out with us?
He turned his head to look around, and suddenly saw what the big scoop was doing, and he suddenly became angry.
The carriage was so eye-catching, there were so many people around it, even the police came to the vicinity, keeping an eye on the big dogs while maintaining order.
The stupid son of Uncle Zhuang's family is too worry-free.
A few girls in the crowd were more bold and cautiously approached the side: "This big dog is so big, I really want to touch it, will it bite?" ”
"It's okay, look!" The big scoop grabbed the girl's hand with a sweet smile and gently put it on the big tiger's head, and the girl touched the big dog's head and smiled happily.
"Ah, they're so good!"
The big scoop also touched the girl's little hand and smiled happily.
"I'm also very well-behaved......"
A few men next to him were also attracted by this big dog, seeing that it was so well-behaved, they also wanted to stretch out their hands, and the big scoop immediately made a tiger face: "What to touch!" Bite you! ”
Frightened, several men hurriedly withdrew their hands.
Gao Crab is almost angry, this dog is mine, you actually took it to please the girl?
Moreover, Huzi they are so well-behaved, without me to speak, who said they would bite?
Wait, now is not the time to think about this.
Where is Lao Xu?
"Xiao Gao, don't look around, you can't find me, you should be optimistic about the big scoop, his face is smiling, don't scare people...... Ah, not good! The owner pretended to be forced to fail! ”
At this time, it was the time when Zhuang Buyuan said that he had several girlfriends, of course, he failed miserably.
"What? The owner pretended to be forced to fail? ”
"Hahahaha, I'm happy to hear it."
“233333……”
"The owner also has times when he pretends to fail? Ask for a video! ”
"The video won't be posted, I'm lip reading, and the owner has started to pretend to be forced again."
"It's still pretending to be forced, it's really not pretending to be unwilling!"
"Sit back and wait for the result, you can always succeed this time, the owner's pretending to be forced is very high, ordinary people can't resist it."
Everyone's confidence in Zhuang is still very strong, but at this time, Xu Jianfei immediately broadcast the second news: "Well, it seems that the owner's classmates are really not ordinary people, and the owner's second pretending to fail again." ”
"Isn't it! Can the owner pretend to fail twice? ”
"I can't imagine it, this is better than Jia Yelian!"
"What's more, it's several times more powerful!"
Xu Jianfei: "Well, everyone is quiet, the owner of the village has begun to pretend to be forced!" ”
"It's the third time!"
Xu Jianfei: "Well, the owner forcibly pretended to be forced for the third time, but he still failed." ”
"Shocked!"
"That's amazing!"
"The owner's classmates are really gods!"
"It's scary!"
"Unthinkable!"
In the surprise of the friendly countries, everyone began to sympathize with Zhuang Buyuan again: "The owner of the village is so pitiful, he has failed to pretend to be forced three times in a row, and he has already set a new record." ”
"Sympathize with the owner."
"Gao Crab, you and Da Scoop will behave well later, and give the owner some face! Our manor must not be ashamed! ”
"Okay!" Gao Crab patted his chest, "Leave it to me, as soon as the owner of the village goes out, I will park the carriage in front of him, and promise to make the owner of the village have unlimited scenery!" ”
Gao Crab turned around and saw Da Scoop taking a group photo with a group of girls in the background.
The girls are still posting: "The carriage is so beautiful, the dog is so well-behaved, and the little brother is so handsome!" ”
"My brother's eyes are curious, so charming! It feels like the whole person has been seen through! ”
"I want to keep staring into my little brother's eyes! Ah, it's going to melt into the eyes of the little brother! ”
"I'm so happy, I've taken a photo with my little brother, I can't sleep for days!"
"I really want to sit in the carriage and go home with my little brother!"
Gao Crab suddenly realized, Mom's handsome face is the point, these girls pretend to pay attention to single dogs, but in fact, they are to contact the big scoop.
In the past, when he led the dog to swagger through the market, there was no girl to come to talk to him!
"Pat Nima, pat it! The owner pretended to be forced to fail, and you still pretended! ”
You're so handsome, why don't you fall in love! There is a capable and handsome paralyzed server!
Seeing the appearance of the big scoop hugging left and right, Gao Crab couldn't help it at all, slapped it over, and with a snap, the big scoop's very three-dimensional, golden ratio face was immediately beaten into a big pie face.
"Ahh The people around were so frightened that they scattered, especially the girls, who were so frightened that they ran away screaming.
"Wait, don't be afraid, look, I'm still very handsome!" The big scoop quickly kneaded and molded his big cake face, ironed it with a bottle of pure water frozen into ice cubes, and showed a sunny smile handsomely.
The girls suddenly showed an obsessive smile again, and the idiot came back.
Gao Crab was sad and indignant in his heart, this guy can't count on it, protect the dignity of the owner, let me come!
Gao Crab held his head high and took a deep breath, and at this moment, another voice came: "Excuse me...... Is this dog for sale or not? ”