Chapter 33 Chen is blind
Xiao Er said to me: "This Chen blind ancestor is to see feng shui, all say to see feng shui five disadvantages and three shortcomings, but the Chen family has lived a good life for several generations, especially to Chen Blind's generation, it is even more amazing, he has a family tradition of feng shui, when he was young, he also received a crazy Taoist to teach Taoism, that crazy Taoist lame, carrying a big gourd, everyone said that the Taoist is a fairy, Chen blind is taught by a master, the ability is naturally amazing.
After Chen Blind completed his studies, he could not only see Feng Shui, but also exorcise ghosts, make seedlings, take blessings, and ask for rain, these people around him, all respected Chen Blind as a teacher, and soon Chen Blind Man's family accumulated financial resources and became a wealthy family, the only fly in the ointment is that Chen Blind has only one daughter in his life, and his daughter is said to be as beautiful as a fairy, because Chen Blind is too famous, so he visits a lot.
Especially on the 15th day of August, it happened to be the birthday of the blind man, and every time the blind man came to this day, he would put on a banquet to entertain his friends. Alone said that one year, Chen Blind came to his birthday again, and there were naturally many friends who came, and after drinking, Chen Blind led a group of friends to play outside the village, by the way, Feng Shui,
As the saying goes, peers are enemies, plus people who look at feng shui are proud of themselves, Chen Blind is boastful, naturally some people are unwilling, that person said to Chen Blind: "Teacher Chen, what you said is nothing, we look at Feng Shui everyone will, you have this ability, I think you still smashed your own signboard as soon as possible, in case one day you are cross-examined by friends, and you have no face to see people if you lose." ”
At that time, Chen Blind was full of spirit, how could a person like him tolerate other people's sarcasm, Chen Blind sneered and said: "If I have this ability, how dare I show it in front of my peers, since you say so, I will let you see a real Taoism, do you see the woman in the distance?" ”
When everyone heard this, they quickly turned their heads to look, and sure enough, there was a woman in the distance, walking on the road, because she was wearing red clothes, she could be identified as a woman, Chen Blind said: "That woman is a person walking, I can let that woman come over." ”
The man who disagreed with Chen Blind just now said: "Who knows if that person is coming here, if you have real skills, you can take out a little unique skill and suppress everyone." ”
The blind man said, "Okay, then I'll let the woman take off her clothes while walking, strip off her body, and then come to us." ”
Everyone felt that Chen Blind was there to be angry and joking, Chen Blind pulled some grass with his hands, and then tied the grass into the shape of a straw man, it is said that the straw man tied by Chen Blind has all four limbs, and the appearance is very exquisite. Everyone looked at Chen Blind to see how he used spells to make the woman undress, only to see Chen Blind use leaves to make clothes for the straw man, piece by piece for the straw man to put on, and then bite the blood of his fingers, on the grass man, only to hear Chen Blind man's mouth read: "Grass man, grass man, before the light is grass, after the light becomes supernatural, the woman is Tang Sanniang, the man is Wu Ji, the thirty-six branches of grass turn into thirty-six bone joints, the sections are all bodies, are all people, open your body and open your face, open your ears and hear clearly, the left ear listens to the underworld, the right ear listens to the yang, You are the same surname as the person who came, and you were born at the same time in the same year, the same month, and the same day, and you will be blessed if you want to be punished with money, and if you want to be punished, if you want to be punished, if you want to be punished, if you want to be punished, if you want to be punished, you will be blessed. I am ordered by the Taishang Laojun, and the divine soldiers are as urgent as the law. ”
After the straw man was done, Chen Blind blew three breaths on the straw man, and then read in his mouth: "Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, the woman in front of you listens to my order, and her body is fast to my side, and she is as urgent as a law." ”
After finishing speaking, the woman really walked towards Chen Blind and them, getting closer and closer, at this time the person coaxed and asked Chen Blind to undress the woman, only to see that Chen Blind had words in his mouth, and took off a leaf from the straw man's body, and then looked at the woman who was stunned for a moment, and then took off the coat on her body, then those people knew that Chen Blind was really capable, and the woman was getting closer and closer, Chen Blind had already finished removing the leaves at this time, and then saw that the woman had no clothes on her body. The people behind the blind man were stunned, what a gentleman, at this time, they all became beasts.
Chen Blind Man was suddenly stunned, standing there with his mouth open as if he had a stroke, not moving, everyone didn't know what was going on, at this time the woman's eyes looked directly, until she walked in front of Chen Blind and shook her body, and then called Chen Blind Daddy, and then saw that she had no clothes on her body, screamed, turned her head and ran, crying while running, those people behind Chen Blind knew who the woman was, and they were all scared and didn't say anything, and sneaked away.
As for Chen Blind, who just saw that it was his daughter who had not left the cabinet, he was already ashamed and angry, he didn't care about other people, hugged the straw man, and went home stunned, when he returned home, there was a cry from the house, Chen Blind saw that his heart was broken, and he saw a person hanging straight in the yard, that person was his daughter, his wife was crying on the ground, and the others were saving people.
When the blind man Chen saw this, he suddenly shouted like crazy: "I have eyes without beads, and I don't have the face to see others anymore, from now on, there will be no me in the world, only blind Chen." ”
After finishing speaking, he put his hands in his eyes, screamed, and pulled out his eyeballs alive, just like this, a good family, was ruined by Chen Blind, Chen Blind's daughter-in-law hurt his daughter, and died not long after, and Chen Blind was crazy, holding a straw man in his arms, wandering on the street all day long, and his family property was also divided.
Because Chen Blind is a good person, the neighbors will give Chen Blind food, for a period of time Chen Blind had typhoid fever and fell ill in Zhao's Mansion, after the master knew, he asked Chen Blind to take him to his home and treat Chen Blind, after he recovered, he didn't say a word of thanks. Chen was blind for more than a year, suddenly stopped crazy, and began to look at feng shui again, he said to people, his eyes are blind, but his heart is not blind, he looks at feng shui with his heart, and he can see it more clearly than his eyes.
That's how things happened, my lord, what I said is the truth, that blind man Chen is really blind to see feng shui, and when blind Chen comes, you can just look at his eyeballs. ”
I nodded and said to Xiao Er: "Xiao Er, you, the left master, the right master, I don't feel good all over the body, do you think this is good, just call me brother." ”
Xiao Er's face changed color when he heard this, and he said in a panic: "Master, you can spare the little one, I'll call you brother, the master knows about it, and he will kill me, I beg the master not to embarrass the little one." ”
The word lord, in the Republic of China, is still very popular, people to their masters, generally call the lord, this is feudal thinking, people have the performance of noble and lowly, I look at Xiao Er like this, and I am not embarrassed by Xiao Er, he can call it whatever he likes. After I washed up, I went out to take a look, the entire Zhao family had changed, there were white cloths and white papers everywhere, and those subordinates were busy with their own work. We are considered guests, and Xiao Er is waiting in the back.
At this time, Mao Qinglian and Luo Xihan also came out, I was a little dazed when they came out, the two of them in these days, in order to hurry, they have become almost like men, the clothes on their bodies are dirty, they will wear them, and they will not wash their faces when they are dirty. It's different now, wearing good-looking dresses and top hats, like two sons, but they are more sassy and heroic than sons, and the appearance of these two people is the kind of man who makes people's hearts move.
We ate the meal that Xiao Er prepared for us, and then rested in the house, drinking fragrant tea in the house, Xiao Er came in from outside and said to us: "A few masters, Chen Blind is here, and he is in the courtyard." ”
As soon as I heard it, I wanted to see this master, so I asked Xiao Er to lead the way, everyone looked at my appearance, and followed me, to the yard to see the master, we arrived in the yard, only to see two people holding an old man, this old man with a goatee, a pair of black sunglasses on his eyes, wearing a black silk clothes, holding a long cane in his hand, but a bit of a fairy wind bones, Chen blind is an old-timer, I quickly walked to the front and said: "Hello Mr. Chen, the juniors are polite here." ”