Chapter 57: Brother-in-law and brother-in-law
Wang Fatzi has a dream, that is, to be a general. Although there is a big difference between being a general and being a soldier, an ordinary person like him who has no background can only start as a big soldier if he wants to be a general.
Of course, many times, ordinary people are soldiers all their lives, and he is still a soldier, which is restricted by some unspoken rules.
Wang Fatzi wanted to be a general, but he was influenced by his father. The ancients said: A good man is not a soldier, and a good iron is not a nail. It shows that being a soldier was looked down upon in ancient times.
But in the era of Wang Fatzi's father, everyone was proud of being a soldier, and of course, everyone is still proud of being a soldier. Moreover, those who served as soldiers in that era later became leaders in all walks of life. For example, real estate tycoons, such as Nobel Prize winners in literature, are all born as soldiers.
Wang Fatzi's father wanted to be a soldier when he was young, but later he passed the physical examination and was able to go. But because he was too honest, he was stuck to death by the village party secretary at that time, and he didn't give a certificate to Wang Fatzi's father, so he forcibly pulled Wang Fatzi's father down and gave the quota to his nephew.
The final result is that Wang Fatzi's father has been a farmer all his life and has been to the farthest place, only the county seat, not even the city. In the days to come, whenever he talked about this matter, Wang Fatzi's father sighed silently, which showed how hard this incident hit him.
It wasn't until later that Wang Fatzi was born, and Wang Fatzi's father has been instilling the idea of being a soldier in Wang Fatzi, such as Wang Fatzi's name, Wang Shengli, which is also related to being a soldier, and some people say where is the relationship? It's better to call Jianjun obvious.
That you can't fight a war, you can't win a war, so that's how Wang Shengli's name came from, representing a simple farmer's yearning for his dreams.
Wang Fatzi gradually grew up, and when he knew what it was like to be a soldier, he knew that there were generals above the soldiers, so Wang Fatzi, who was only five or six years old at the time, made a bold statement that he would definitely be a general in the future.
For this reason, Wang Fatzi's father has been happy for many years, and when he meets people, he says that his son can become a general. In addition, Wang Fatzi's father also held his breath, just to show the village party secretary back then, to see that his son was stronger than their family.
The reason is very simple, the son of the village party secretary gave birth to a bunch of daughters, but he didn't give birth to a son. So at that time, Wang Fatzi's father was so happy that he couldn't help but want to laugh whenever he talked about it at home.
However, the ideal is beautiful, the reality is cruel, Wang Fatzi didn't finish high school, and was expelled from school because of some things.
The granddaughters of the village party secretary were better at studying than the other, and later they all went to college, found a job in the city, found a boyfriend in the city, and got married.
When it comes to the New Year's holiday, there is a row of five cars parked at the door of the village party secretary's house, envious of others.
As for Wang Fatzi, he has become a security guard, and he still doesn't even have a daughter-in-law, so he really slapped Wang Fatzi's father's mouth hard.
In fact, since Wang Fatzi dropped out of school, Wang Fatzi has never heard of his father, said a soldier, when he learned that Wang Fatzi dropped out of school, Wang Fatzi's father did not close his eyes for several days, nor did he speak, and finally encouraged Wang Fatzi: "Son! It's nothing if you don't go to school! If you don't go to school, you can still do a great career, let's learn a technology! ”
At that time, Wang Fatzi was in a rebellious period, where did he listen to it, and then soon ran out to work.
Wang Fatzi remembered that the last time he went home, he and his father went to the grave, and happened to meet the village party secretary of the year and took his son to the grave.
The son of the village party secretary ridiculed Wang Fatzi's father: "Yo, isn't this the general's son, I heard that your son is a general?" ”
Wang Fatzi didn't speak, he was too lazy to take care of it, Wang Fatzi's father has always been honest, rarely blushing with people, and he couldn't help but salute that time: "It doesn't matter if the general is not a general, at least after Lao Tzu dies, some people wear linen and wear filial piety, and some people burn paper money for Lao Tzu during the New Year's holidays, what do you have?" Five daughters, I see who will carry the banner for you when you die! ”
Angry that the village party secretary father and son, almost fainted in the cemetery, to be honest, what rural people value most is indeed this, it doesn't matter what is rich and expensive, it is the most important thing to have a male heir, otherwise the ancients would not say that there is no filial piety.
"Hey! Brother-in-law, how did you get involved with my sister? ”
Wang Fatzi's thoughts were pulled back to reality, he squinted at Yu Haifeng next to him, and then said angrily: "Get out of your sister, who is your brother-in-law!" ”
Yu Haifeng was not angry, and said with a hippie smile: "Hey! Brother-in-law, don't be angry, I support you to my sister, both hands and feet! ”
Wang Fatzi ignored Yu Haifeng's goods, and continued to run, since Wang Fatzi was assigned to the fifth squadron Chu Potian's men, this is already the seventh day, these seven days, Wang Fatzi has suffered inhuman torture, every day before dawn was kicked to wake up and run, until lunch, after lunch, rest for a while and continue to run, run until dinner. After dinner, rest for a while, continue to run, run until you go to bed.
Sometimes the fifth squadron goes out to fight, everyone else is in the car, Wang Fatzi runs behind, if Wang Fatzi dares to deviate from the route, or falls too far, there will definitely be a bullet grazing his cheek and flying over, just because of this, Wang Fatzi now has three blood marks on his face.
To be honest, running is too tiring, Wang Fatzi didn't even stick to 500 meters on the first day, but if he couldn't hold on, he was beaten and beaten, Chu Potian has now been renamed Chu Yanwang, he said to Wang Fatzi: "Climb!" I also have to climb to the finish line for Lao Tzu! ”
Wang Fatzi gave up and broke the jar, but in the end, he was beaten and dragged to the finish line.
Of course, from the first day, he was not fighting alone, and his brother-in-law Yu Haifeng. Of course, this brother-in-law is what Yu Haifeng himself has to do, and it has nothing to do with Wang Fatzi!
"Hey! Brother-in-law, actually, I think you should call me brother-in-law! Before Yu Haifeng finished speaking, he saw Wang Fatzi's murderous eyes.
Yu Haifeng hurriedly explained: "Brother-in-law, don't worry, you listen to me give you an analysis and analysis, my sister is not only my younger brother, right, there is also Bangzheng's grandson, so what do you call it?" Call me brother-in-law, call that grandson brother-in-law? It's not going to go well, it's better for you to call me brother-in-law, call that grandson brother-in-law, and then it's very smooth! ”
"Get out of your sister, the brother-in-law can only call your sister's brother, and the younger brothers are all brothers-in-law!" Wang Fatzi finally couldn't help it and said angrily.
"Damn, is there such a distinction? I just knew! Yu Haifeng looked suddenly enlightened.
Then he said, "Then there is no way!" ”
After a while, he said, "Hey! Brother-in-law, we have to join forces, only by joining forces can we deal with this King of Chu Yan, otherwise, we will be bullied! ”
Wang Fatzi glanced at Yu Haifeng like an idiot and said, "How to deal with it?" ”
"He'll be here in a while, while he's not paying attention, let's beat him up, what do you think?" Yu Haifeng squeezed his eyebrows and said.
"You are sick, with his skills, don't talk about you and me, even you and me, plus ten more you and me, you can't beat him!" Wang Fatzi was about to be annoyed to death by Yu Haifeng, but this thing just followed him and didn't go, he wanted to beat him, he just ran away, and Wang Fatzi couldn't catch up.
"Hey! Brother-in-law is not like this, we can hide his unpreparedness by surprise! I heard that your flying knife is very accurate, and I am fast, when the time comes, I will harass him, and you will stab him with a flying knife。。。。。。 Before Yu Haifeng could say the word "flower", he saw Chu Potian coming out of the tent.
Immediately gave Wang Fatzi a look and said, "Go!" Let's lean in and get started! ”
Then, without waiting for Wang Fatzi's consent, he pulled Wang Fatzi towards King Chu Yan, and when he saw that he was about to reach King Chu Yan, he heard King Chu Yan shout loudly: "Hurry up! Hurry up! He's running so slow, the last one to run won't have anything to eat tonight! ”
As soon as he finished saying this, he saw Yu Haifeng, and a gust of wind seemed to run out, not to find King Chu Yan, but to run away.
Wang Fatzi saw it and scolded: "Yu Haifeng, I'll suck your sister!" ”