Chapter 167: Big Tail Lang Jun

"Honey, you're saying this again, look, did I bully you? Who is calling, the bed, and the soul is so lost, and the soul is here, it is clear that it is very enjoyable! Husband, how hard I work! I'm afraid that I can't be full of you, and I'm even more afraid that I can't serve and wait for you, I'm easy! ”

"Lao Tzu, is that a pain? What kind of ears are you? Why is the resolution so bad? Which ear do you hear me crying, "Bed?" ”

"I hear it in both ears! It's very, very, very dissipated, soulful. ”

"You, a landlord, a villain, a bully, a local tyrant, and an inferior gentry, have bullied others, and you still want to repay your debts, and you don't want to admit it, do you still have a little mercy."

"Really? Why don't I feel like that? That's love! I wouldn't do anything to someone I'm not interested in? What's wrong with me hurting my wife? ”

"It's really unreasonable, you said that you were very innocent! Fang~Long~Okay, I said can you still have a face? ”

"I'm innocent! So careful, and so attentive and hard-working. But the result? Not only has it not been well received, but no one has given it a thumbs up. Obviously that person is enjoying it, but in turn he says that mine is not, you say I am wronged? Still not wronged? ”

"Do we have to talk like that? Then tonight it will be the turn of Young Master Ben and I will serve and wait for you, and I promise to make you scream very soulful. It also allows you to experience what kind of taste and what kind of service can be regarded as first-class service. Let you also willingly show a 'buyer show' to the master, and ensure a complete victory and a brilliant record. ”

"Little lady, how many stars can your service be considered? With my brother's size, it seems like I'm afraid you'll be ...... for the rest of your life It's all ...... Hahaha...... "Author: Jin Lan Xiuxian

"Fang ~ Long ~ OK! Can we still have fun together? What is this? It's not such a small thing, is it? Isn't it just a little thinner than yours? There's not much difference in size, right? If you have to talk like that, you really won't have any friends! ”

"Anyway, no! If I say no, I can't! Let's wait until your little brother also grows fat! Otherwise, you're in this life! Don't even think about that. ”

"You're a 'big-tailed wolf', are you sincerely bullying me? Don't you want to live a good life anymore? No way! Now I'm going to run away from home, and I'm going to be sent back to my own home immediately, and I'm not going to play with a bad boy like you. ”

"Little Phoenix, I said you haven't figured out the situation now! Still thinking about going back to your parents' home? No way! To tell you the truth: you are not allowed to go anywhere, you are my person in life and my ghost in death. I'm going to haunt you with all my life, and I'll fight you to the end. Wherever you go, I'll follow. Want to run? It is even more impossible to drop! ”

"Dizzy! You old man, you sent me to see Marx so soon, it was really vicious enough. And your big face is really not small! It's still ghostly. Zhang is ashamed, ashamed! I really admire and admire it! ”

"My face is bigger than yours, I admit it. If you count by area, it's much bigger than your face! My face is big, and I am proud; I have a big face and I am proud. Don't think about anything from now on, as long as you admire your husband, I'll be right, absolutely nothing is wrong! Also, don't be obsessed with brother, brother is a legend. ”

"Come on! My Young Master Fang! I'm glad it's not windy tonight! I've seen narcissism, but I've never seen you so narcissistic. Narcissism has reached the point of being a little frenzied, and in my opinion you are hopeless. ”

"There's no cure! That's what I wanted, brother. I just want to go crazy with you for the rest of my life, whoever wants to heal me, I will be anxious with whoever I want, and I will not finish with him! ”

"That's crazy enough, you're old! Do you know what your last name is? Who are they? Where do you live? Do you have an ID card? What are the medical histories? Generally, it occurs once in several cycles, what have you done wrong in this life? It's not all clear. ”

"What a sharp-toothed little girl, after I go home, I won't clean up and clean up you. Guarantee that the next time will definitely not be as kind as the first time; So soft-hearted; So reluctant. I have to make you cry, daddy, mom scream, until you beg for mercy. ”

"I think I've finally found the root of your illness, and let me, a hardcore old Chinese medicine doctor, show you. You've got it! Is this the most manic period of "rabies", or is it a late symptom, which is just close to a state of madness. Well! The diagnosis is correct! ”

"Baby! When I hear you say these words, how do you feel so piercing! You can't talk about me, so you engage in personal attacks, I said Xiao Zhang, do you think this is funny? Do you have to force me to make house rules? You forced me to do this! There can be no complaints!

Uh-huh! Ahhh Well, you can listen carefully to me! First, you should respect and love your husband, and worship me as if you were a god. Second, you must be loyal to me, not to be unfaithful to me, and not to be tempted by anyone other than me. Third, as long as I don't want to do anything, you are not allowed to do anything. Fourth, you can't go back to your home without my permission. Fifth, I can't date anyone other than me.

This is the sixth! This is not allowed...... It's too much to do, forget it, don't talk about it now. When I get home, I have to draft a hundred house rules, and at the end I have to note: If you violate it, you will be punished heavily! As for the punishment, my husband and I have the final say, and the final interpretation right also belongs to me. ”

"Oh my God! What kind of iniquity have I made! O God! O earth! Do I still have a way to live? I have lived to be in my thirties, and I finally found a support, and I thought I could come to the bitter end. In the end, it's a bottomless pit; an abyss; What a fire pit! How will I live my life in the future? I'm afraid I'm going to fall into the 'sea of suffering' and never have peace. Oh my! You still have pity, pity me! ”

Zhang Fengyi showed a very innocent expression and said in a very pitiful tone. He seems to be a child who has not grown up now, God is really kind to him, and the years seem to freeze him in his twenties. The ageless male god refers to a boy like him, his face is simply a handsome mess!

"If you feel wronged, you can't do it! Am I not the one God sent to save you! I came to 'poverty alleviation' is also very hard, you must know that you, an older leftover man, are also very difficult to do, I have no credit, and there is hard work! Why don't you give some hard-earned points? ”

"It's a fainting rhythm! Oh my God! I sincerely beg you, old man, to send me some rescuers! This person next to me, you let him go back wherever he came from! What a cheek! It's so thick, don't want it! I really can't fix it! ”

"What the hell! Xiao Zhang, haven't you heard of the truth that 'it is easy to please God and difficult to send God'? I came from where I was supposed to be, and when I went where I was supposed to be, I just found the coordinates of my life impartially. My big airborne meteorite is guaranteed to last you a lifetime. Once sold, it is non-refundable and non-exchangeable, but it can be repaired permanently! You can see, it is definitely diamond quality, the most high-end life concept, and the service will be king-level! I chose me, but there are many advantages, benefits, and happiness! ”

"My dear brother! Are you really sure you're looking for the right person? It can't be a system error! Do you check it carefully to see if there is a miscalculation? Or something else! What a man I am! It's not a fuel-efficient lamp! You really need to make sure again, it should be good! This is absolutely good for you! ”

"How can there be a mistake, is there still a perfect "demon" like you in the world? Can you find someone else who can take your place in my heart? My heart is on you! This unique you in the universe. Since I was a child, I am, and I will always be, as long as my vital signs exist, they will never change, and time is the best proof of this. ”

"Oh my God! Brother, what you said moved me so much! This can be regarded as a love story! But these little girls who coax adolescents are okay, and if they want to coax me, I'm afraid they can't. Master, me! These are not uncommon at all. ”

"Hypocrisy, isn't it? But I'm rare for a little man like you to be pretentious. Also, of course, I can't just coax you with words, I want to coax you with practical actions. Hahaha...... But coax you on the bed! And I have to coax you well. Anything that can be solved in bed or on the bed must not be said with the mouth! You can't use any other method! I'm going to feed you in bed, listen, it's full! ”