Chapter 334: Because His Meat Is Delicious
Zhu Bajie looked at Tang Seng and Xiao Shan, who were playing intimately in front of him, and muttered jealously: "Brother Monkey, you say that this dead bald donkey is not as handsome as me, why can there be women who can look at it wherever he goes." ”
The monkey snorted coldly: "Hmph, that's because his meat is delicious." ”
Lu Yu walked leisurely in the middle of the team, he didn't want to care about this matter in the team, just go home quietly after buying things. Well, it would be nice if I could pick up some benefits. For example, the ginseng fruit in the legendary Wuzhuang Temple.
After a morning of roading, several people found a flat place to sit down and rest, the monkey looked at the greasy and crooked Tang Seng and Xiao Shan, and angrily stepped forward and pulled Tang Seng aside.
"Alas, what are you pulling me for?"
"Pee."
"But I didn't."
"Nothing, hurry up together." After speaking, regardless of Tang Seng's opposition, he directly pulled Tang Seng away.
The two walked into the distance, Zhu Bajie looked at it, immediately turned around, changed his clothes in an instant, and appeared beside Xiao Shan in a sassy dress.
The sudden appearance of Zhu Bajie startled Xiaoshan: "Who are you?" ”
Zhu Bajie smiled cheaply: "I am your third senior brother." That's who I am, how about it? Isn't it handsome? Sometimes I look in the mirror and I'm stunned by how handsome. ”
Xiao Shan smiled awkwardly, not knowing how to answer this, "Third Senior Brother, Senior Brother is looking at you." ”
"Xiaoshan, you are so bad, I won't be fooled."
However, as soon as the words fell, Zhu Bajie felt a faint chill behind his back and looked back. I saw the monkey staring at him with a gloomy face, and just wanted to defend himself, but before the words came out, the whole person flew up with a "boom".
The spring pig was thrown into the sky and fell down, back and forth several times, until the nose and face were swollen, and then the monkey threw it into the tree, half-dead with its tongue out and chirping.
In the distance, the monkey turned his back to Tang Seng and said, "Even if you don't have urine, squeeze out a little bit and take a good look at yourself." ”
Tang Seng pretended to look at the ground, and said shamelessly: "Handsome, did you hinder you?" ”
The monkey has long been accustomed to this guy's shamelessness, and snorted disdainfully: "It's not a day or two that you've been hindering me, but please have a long brain, you don't even have a hair, Xiaoshan still has a little bit of grace, why didn't she let the queen follow you?" ”
Tang Seng touched his head, as if he didn't have a single hair, and he was very puzzled by the monkey's words.
"And why do you say that?"
"Because of what, don't you have a b-count in your heart? Because she's a goblin, she's going to eat you. ”
Tang Seng was startled when he heard this, and hurriedly turned around to ask the monkey clearly, but forgot that he was still peeing.
"Hey, don't come here!" The monkey quickly ducked to the side.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
Turning his head, Tang Seng complained: "She is a goblin, you didn't say it earlier, only now." ”
"There are many types of goblins, some of which can be seen at a glance, and some of which are really not easy to see."
Tang Seng listened, lifted his pants and looked at the monkey and asked, "Just there is no evidence to pull?" ”
"The evidence is to be found, pickle girl fainting, right? Great mantra, look in the demon mirror, use me to remind you? ”
Lu Yu didn't hear the conversation between the two, because the monkey used mana to isolate their conversation, but even if he didn't hear it, Lu Yu roughly guessed that they were discussing Xiao Shan, which was also very strange, Lu Yu couldn't see through what kind of monster Xiao Shan was with such strong mental power.
Sure enough, what happened next confirmed Lu Yu's conjecture.
In the evening, Xiao Shan washed up by the river, returned to the salute of a few people and began to rummage through the girl's makeup things.
"Looking for what?" The monkey sat aside and asked ill-intentionedly.
"Find a bronze mirror." Xiao Shan looks so natural and simple, as if he didn't notice the monkey's bad intentions.
"I've got it here." As he spoke, the monkey took out a bronze mirror directly from his arms, which looked golden and bright, and it was the legendary demon mirror.
Xiao Shan's eyes lit up when he saw a bronze mirror, and he said in surprise: "Wow, this bronze mirror is so beautiful, it will shine." He took it and took a picture.
As soon as the monkey saw Xiao Shan looking in the mirror, he hurriedly followed suit, Lu Yu also paid attention to this side, of course, the most concerned was Tang Seng, he saw the monkey take out the bronze mirror and was always uneasy in his heart, afraid that Xiao Shan was really a monster.
But the monkey looked at Xiao Shan, who had not changed at all in the mirror, and was stunned for a moment, and then grabbed the mirror and looked at it carefully.
"Broken?" But looking at himself in the mirror, he is obviously a monkey face, and then he looks at Xiaoshan, and his original appearance has not changed at all.
"It's not broken."
The two of them were still looking in the mirror there, and Tang Seng suddenly rushed up and grabbed Xiao Shan.
"Stinky monkey, are you finished?"
After speaking, he pulled up Xiaoshan and left, "Come, don't pay attention to him, I'll comb your hair." ”
The monkey took out a knife with a gloomy face, pulled it out with a "poof", and ran towards Tang Seng and Xiaoshan angrily.
Zhu Bajie, who was with Lu Yu, saw that the monkey had moved the knife, and immediately patted Lu Yu beside him in surprise and motioned him to hurry up.
There is no need for Zhu Bajie to remind Lu Yu that he has been paying attention to the situation over there, and Lu Yu was also shocked when he saw that the monkey had moved the knife, what is this for? Aren't you waiting to find out?
Before everyone could react, the monkey directly stepped forward and grabbed Xiao Shan's hand, which was directly a knife on the wrist.
Xiao Shan suddenly screamed, Tang Seng looked back, and immediately became angry.
"Stinky monkey, what are you doing?"
The monkey ignored him either, holding Xiaoshan's bleeding wrist directly above the mirror.
"If you drip of youkai's blood, it will smoke." But as soon as his words fell, Xiao Shan's blood had already fallen on the mirror, but there was no reaction.
Several people stared at Xiao Shan's blood stains on the mirror, but they didn't react at all, just like normal people.
Tang Seng immediately sneered when he saw it: "You can shut up, right?" Exorcists? ”
"Okay, she's not a demon."
The monkey was angry, he could clearly feel that this little good was a goblin, but he couldn't find any evidence, he stared at Xiao Shan and asked, "Where did you come from?" ”
Xiao Shan's face turned pale, and he looked at the monkey with a little fear and replied, "I am from Hekou Village. ”
"People from Hekou Village? Okay, I haven't seen a goblin with a family, so take me there! ”
"Just go."
So, the group walked directly towards Hekou Village.
Along the way, Lu Yu felt that his brain was a little insufficient, is this still the monkey who is not afraid of heaven and earth? Since he knew that Xiao Shan was a monster, according to his temper, how could he talk so much nonsense, he must have been beaten to death with a stick.