Chapter 247: Immortal Banquet
Looking back, I have to thank the real gentleman.
Fang Lao was so calm that he didn't take the apprentice too seriously, but just casually gave him a word - 'Yurong'.
What kind of broken word is this......
However, since he has recognized the master, he can only obey such trivial matters.
Tang Xiaofei, Gao Qiu, Fang Yushan and others were very happy, and they held a celebration party for him lively, got drunk, and invited female prostitutes to sing and dance, showing the romantic style of the talented people of the Great Zhou Dynasty to the fullest.
Fang Ruohua still had to stare at them and drink sobering soup, and arrange for his subordinates to send them all home one by one.
When I went out, I actually met a few women who recommended pillows, they really hugged the pillows, and appeared in front of them with the mats, one of them walked in front of Fang Ruohua, Yingying bowed, and there was no need to speak, it was already tender like water: "Although the concubine is like a willow, she admires Lang Jun's talent, and she is willing to recommend a pillow seat, and I hope Lang Jun will smile." ”
Fang Ruohua was not panicked, but was a little funny: "I am neither the King of Chu nor the King of Xuan, and I am neither Wushan nor Zhong Wuyan, so forget it." ”
Tang Xiaofei came to his senses in a daze and laughed: "You said for a long time, do people understand?" ”
Just looking at the other party's confused eyes, I'm afraid I can't even understand such an obvious meaning, Fang Ruohua just wanted to say, since you are not a woman with both ability and integrity like Zhong Wuyan, then don't play the set of self-recommended pillows, the other party doesn't understand, obviously not a serious famous prostitute, however, in the small county town of Bishui, famous prostitutes are not said to exist.
If you don't understand, hurry home.
After participating in various inappropriate activities, he shirked the rest, even so, he tossed for more than half a month, and finally escaped back to the mountains under the pretext of studying to prepare for the exam.
Bishui West Mountain is now very different from the past, because there are immortal traces, in recent years, a lot of outsiders have come one after another, although for various reasons did not dare to disturb the gods on the mountain, but built a few manors in the mountain, occasionally people come here to live for a few days.
I don't even know when there have been rumors that Xishan has become a spiritual mountain, there are gods in the mountain, there are diseases and cures in this permanent residence, and the body is strong without disease, and ordinary scholars stay here for a few more days, and their brains will become bright, and the endorsement is much faster than usual.
All of a sudden, the clear water and West Mountain were rumored to have really become a fairyland on earth.
Although there are many outsiders, it seems to be more troublesome, but the benefits are really a lot, the nearby mountain people are also benefiting, on weekdays to those tourists to show the way, or sell some medicinal herbs, mountain delicacies and wild fowl, or, if you can stay guests for a few days, the money earned in the past year may not be able to earn back.
The villagers of the nameless village where the Fang family is located have not been less clean, the Fang family has been quite wealthy over the years, except that Mrs. Fang has some family background, the cheap eldest brother occasionally brings money back, and the cheap father can also do it, and it has nothing to do with this.
After not returning to his villa for a long time, Fang Ruohua took a bath, went to the gym for two hours to exercise, and went to the dance studio for half a day.
The only exercise he can do at home is to practice Tai Chi, five bird plays, and he doesn't even dare to run, for fear of scaring the old and young of the Fang family, and taking a bath is also a big problem.
is now so clean, wipe and wash every day, cheap father, cheap mother also said behind his back that his son was born with a noble life, and it shouldn't be from someone like them.
As soon as he finished taking a shower and his hair hadn't dried yet, Fang Xiao pushed the door in and said with a smile: "Should our family also open an ancestral hall and make a note on the family tree, you are the first person in our family." ”
Fang Ruohua: ......
Fortunately, my father is unreliable, and my mother still loves her 'daughter', and all kinds of delicacies are served, but while serving vegetables to the child, she also laughs at him: "Your market is getting better and better now, and it is rumored that you are clean and self-conscious, only seeking a good wife, not loving beauty." ”
"No, I'd better be beautiful."
Fang Ruohua snorted twice, how can anyone in the world not love beauty? When he sees something good-looking, regardless of men and women, he will look at it a few more times.
Xia Fen smiled even more, and said to himself: "My son is good, he is much more beautiful than the male protagonist, people are afraid of comparison, everyone admired Lin Yuannan Lin Gongzi in the past, and loved him gentle and considerate, but now with you, his thoughtfulness is also cheap." ”
Fang Ruohua: ......
Who is more popular with a woman than a stallion man?
……
was about to enter Beijing to catch the exam, Fang Ruohua saw that the Fang family was digging up and down to make money for him, and decided to make a sum of money first.
Since he has become a scholar, it is naturally better to make money in line with his own characteristics.
Fang Ruohua decided to sell paintings for a living!
Fang Xiao and Xia Fen both laughed, they didn't feel that there was anything wrong, and they also gave him ideas with great interest: "What beauty pictures and landscapes do others draw, you are also a disciple of immortals, it is better to draw a picture of the Heavenly Palace or something, it is more distinctive." ”
Fang Ruohua raised his eyebrows, he was as good as a stream, and he actually splashed ink and painted a fairy peach feast.
The Queen Mother held a banquet in the Heavenly Palace and entertained the immortals with peaches.
Painting, he came to the interest, first painted a traditional, the queen mother looks beautiful, dignified and majestic, very casual pen, character image, Qiong Lou Yuyu, fusion TV series, movies, comics, animation, games, and imagination, and finally draw something not to say anything else, it is indeed very beautiful.
Even a group of friends in the live broadcast room who made suggestions also said that this painting can be taken out for auction, at least they are willing to buy it home and frame it in the study, which is very stylish.
After finishing the painting, Fang Ruohua waved his pen and wrote an inscription - in the 1367th year of the Heavenly Dao, the Queen Mother held a banquet in Yaochi.
After the picture was framed, Fang Ruohua thought about it, and spread out a piece of paper to continue drawing.
This time, the Tiangong car is like flowing water and horses are like dragons, and the immortals are no longer driving colorful auspicious clouds, nor are they spirit birds and beasts, but steel cars without horses pulling them, and airplanes flying in the sky.
Although the Tiangong Immortal Hall is still carved beams and painted buildings, it is really towering into the clouds 28 floors, each floor has immortals to and fro, there are elevators up and down, and the top of the building is the apron.
The immortals are also dressed very strangely, all kinds of things, and all the immortals like to use magic weapons, and everyone has a mirror-like tablet or mobile phone in their hands to look at it at will.
Inscription - Three thousand three hundred and sixty years of the way of heaven......
It is actually the meaning of the first painting 2,000 years later.
However, the appearance of the immortal in the painting is the same in both paintings, and the look and temperament are similar, which is extremely interesting to look at.
Fang Xiao smiled while looking at it: "If this painting is passed down for thousands of years......"
Xia Fen was also happy.
Fang Ruohua raised his eyebrows: "No matter what you do, this hour and space is already strange, there are a lot of gods and monsters, who knows what will happen in a thousand years." ”
To also.