Chapter 74: The Golden Hoop
In the end, Sun Wukong embarked on the road to the west with Tang San's funeral.
Sun Wukong was riding a white horse, and Tang San was running behind with a blue nose and swollen face.
Here's the thing, when Tang San took out the identical peach after the funeral, Sun Wukong unnaturally took back the peach and rode on a white horse, saying in a beautiful name: Respect the teacher, I am older than you, I am your senior brother, and I should ride a horse.
Then Tang Sanfu naturally refused, so he quarreled with Sun Wukong, and then ...... And then there was no then.
Sun Wukong made Tang Sanfu understand what it means to be a social person!
Tang Sanfu, who couldn't afford to be provoked, could only hold his anger and follow the white horse honestly.
It's just that, looking at Sun Wukong riding on a white horse, Tang Sanfu was a little excited in his heart, this is the Sun Wukong who has not been suppressed! It also means that Sun Wukong's spiritual essence has not been sucked away, and the foundation has not been destroyed, it is perfect! With Sun Wukong's unique qualifications, hasn't his cultivation in the past 500 years been like riding a rocket?
Therefore, there is no need to be afraid of demons and monsters along the way!
This walk was a few days, and when he came to a stream, Tang Sanfu panted and said, "Big ...... Great sage, take a break, take a break, the poor monk can't run. ”
Sun Wukong controlled the white horse, stopped, and said, "Senior brother, your body is not good." You need to exercise a lot. ”
Roar!
While the two were talking, another white-fronted tiger jumped out and stopped in front of the two!
Although Tang Sanfu felt that he might have some indissoluble relationship with the Tiger Clan, he was happy in his heart, this white tiger was trained, then he could be his mount? How nice it is that you don't have to walk anymore!
"Senior Brother......" Tang Sanfu just wanted to remind Sun Wukong not to kill the Tiger Demon, and even the senior brother shouted out, but he heard Sun Wukong blink, and then ......
"Understood!"
Holding the golden hoop stick, Sun Wukong didn't get off the horse, and the Ruyi golden hoop stick became longer and thicker in front of Tang San's funeral eyes, and then a stick hit the head of the tiger demon, and suddenly the white and red flowed out.
"Leave it alive......" When the tiger demon died, Tang San's burial words were spoken.
Sun Wukong turned his head, looked at Tang San's burial and said, "What? What did you just say? ”
Tang San's face was extremely exciting, for a long time, as if resigned to his fate, he waved his hand and said, "Nothing." Great Sage, it's good if you're happy. ”
With that, he walked alone to the corner to soothe his wounded heart.
"Elder...... Elder ......"
"Huh?"
Tang Sanfu looked at an old woman carrying a basket walking towards her, shouting "Elder" in her mouth, and the target was Tang Sanburi.
"Amitabha, the burial of the poor monk Tang San, the burial of the gods and the burial of the Buddhas, it is rumored in the rivers and lakes that the Tang San burial who can live forever by eating a bite of meat from a poor monk!" Tang San, who had a good family education, even came to introduce himself.
The old woman almost fell to the ground, the corners of her mouth twitched, and she buried the gods and the immortals and the Buddhas, why don't you go to heaven, just your small body of a mortal body, just a little god can kill you casually! Also bury the gods and immortals, bury the Buddhas?
"Elder...... Good name, good name......"
The old woman nodded in agreement, what else can I do, what do you let her say?
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Tang Sanfu, who saw Tang Sanfu holding the old woman's hands excitedly and said, "You also think it's a good name, right?" Sure enough, there are still people in the world who understand me! Except for you, only Guanyin Bodhisattva has said that my name is good! ”
"What......" The old woman looked confused, when did I say your name? It's the first time I've known your name for the thunderstorm.
"Elder, I live not far away, and I saw you master and apprentice coming here from afar, and I was worried that you had no food to eat, so I sent a meal......
Before the old woman could finish speaking, she was interrupted again by Tang Sanfu.
"Not far away? Did you see it from afar? ”
The old woman nodded inexplicably.
"Old man, your eyes are so good! I heard my master say that when this person is old, he is prone to presbyopia and cataracts. Ah~ I know, like Li, Guanyin Bodhisattva! You must be Guanyin Bodhisattva in disguise! Right, don't show up soon! ”
Old Woman: "......"
Looking at Tang San's funeral, Guanyin couldn't help but have an MMP to say, not only to say it, but also to throw this sentence in his face!
What kind of brain circuit are you, I'm just telling you that I have good eyes, and I have seen you from afar, and then you say that I am Guanyin Bodhisattva?
Looking at the strange player in front of him, Guanyin is not in appearance, nor is it in appearance.
"Sister Guanyin, is that you? It must be you! ”
Guanyin is messy again, who asked you to call me sister, the little guy's mouth is quite sweet, for this sake, I will spare you.
"Tang San's burial, since he recognized the poor monk, the poor monk has something to say.
That monkey has not been disciplined since he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, he is stubborn and needs to be disciplined! And you are mortal in the flesh, and you cannot descend to him.
Therefore, the poor monk has specially sent you a mantra today, and you can only find a way to put this hoop on his head, and you will never be able to take it off again.
If the monkey does not listen to you, then you only need to recite this mantra and tell him to live and not to die, and to obey you. ”
As he spoke, Guanyin took out a small felt hat from the basket and handed it to Tang Sanfu.
Tang Sanfu looked at the little felt hat, took out the hoop hidden inside, looked left and right, and returned the disgusted to Guanyin.
Guanyin: "Meow meow??? ”
Tang Seng said disgustedly: "The size of this hoop is too poor, the front is heavy and the back is light, the left is wide and the right is narrow, he must be very uncomfortable after he wears it, he has insomnia all night, and I will definitely not be able to sleep when the time comes!"
Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him, the government will say that I abuse animals when they know about it!
Speaking of which, I met a blacksmith in Chang'an last year, he has exquisite handiwork, fair price, and no deception, so I will introduce you to order one! ”
Guanyin took a deep breath and resisted the urge to slap him to death, almost squeezing a sentence out between his teeth.
"Tang San's funeral, the poor monk sent you this hoop to use to discipline your big apprentice Sun Wukong!
Without this hoop, what bad things will he do in the future, and what will you discipline him? If they want to kill you, what do you do to stop you? ”
Looking at Guanyin, who showed signs of anger, Tang San retracted what he wanted to say with interest.
"Okay, then thank you Sister Guanyin, but, Sister Guanyin, let's talk about it, if it's uncomfortable to wear, insomnia at night makes me noisy, don't blame me for taking it off."
Guanyin: "......" pick? The hoop made by the Buddha himself, you can take it off, you have the ability!
"Amitabha."
Seeing that Tang Sanfu had accepted the tight hoop, Guanyin decided that he would never see this player with strange brain circuits again, "The poor monk still has matters to deal with in the South China Sea, so don't leave it at that." ”
Saying that, Guanyin stepped on the auspicious clouds and left.
Tang San's funeral was also given away.
"Sister Guanyin goes all the way! Bye-bye ......"
Guanyin, who has a black line, decided to return to the South China Sea to cultivate himself and eliminate the depression in his chest.