Chapter 100: Borrowing a Poor Monk to Play for a Few Days!
Chapter 100: Borrowing a Poor Monk to Play for a Few Days! (Page 1/1)
"Holy monk, the holy default chapter [71] monk's subordinates are merciful!"
When the sound reached everyone's ears, people also arrived, and it turned out to be Muzha, a Hui'an walker who was sitting on Guanyin, who came.
Tang Sanfu wiped the oil stains on his mouth again, looked at Mu Zha standing on the auspicious clouds and said, "Oh? I don't know what Hui'an travelers have to do with poor monks? Also, what is the mercilessness of this subordinate? ”
Mu Zha looked at Sha Jingting, Bajie and the others who were sitting together in some surprise, and touched his head, a little unclear about the current situation.
"This ...... Didn't the Bodhisattva say that he was afraid that Tang San's burial would be difficult for Sha Wujing, why did they seem to be very harmonious? Also, the Bodhisattva told himself to be careful, but this Tang San burial is just a mortal fetus, it should be told me to be careful of Sun Wukong and them!
Hmm~ I heard that one of the living Buddhas of our Buddhism before, Da Ri Rulai disappeared after this team passed by Futu Mountain, no matter how the Buddhism looked for it in the Three Realms, it couldn't be found, although the Buddhism didn't believe that Tang San's burial master and apprentices could hurt Wuchao Zen Master, and they didn't think they had the ability to make Wuchao Zen Master disappear in the Three Realms without resistance!
But I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of what if! If this really kills Zen Master Wuchao, then won't my life be saved? ”
After thinking about it for a while, under Tang San's unclear gaze, he smiled with difficulty and said: "This quicksand essence is named Sha Wujing, which is the apprentice prepared by the Bodhisattva for the holy monk, and the holy monk Xitian learned the scriptures, the Bodhisattva was afraid that this Sha Wujing did not know the holy monk, so he sent the little monk to explain, so as not to misunderstand and hurt the harmony." ”
Tang San nodded and said, "No, the misunderstanding doesn't exist, and I will correct you, my second disciple is called Sha Jingting, not Sha Wujing!" Remember! The next time you call the wrong one, don't blame the poor monk for calling someone to beat you! ”
Bajie and Wukong on the side cooperated to reveal a fierce appearance!
Muzha: "What kind of monk is ......?" If you don't agree with each other, you will be beaten! You're here as a bandit, right? It must be! Also, can you give Guanyin Bodhisattva a little face! Anyway, this Shawujing was obtained by the Bodhisattva, and you said that you will change it? Bodhisattvas don't want to lose face!
Although he kept scolding Tang Sanbury in his heart, Mu Zha deeply understood that in addition to Tang Sanbury, who was mortal in the flesh, he counted himself as the weakest, if he didn't stare at the name of the Bodhisattva, it was estimated that if he gave the wrong name, he might have what would happen!
So Mu Zha still smiled on his face and said, "It's good that the holy monk understands, it's good to understand!" ”
Tang Sanfu played with the meat skewers in his hand, and said casually while skewering: "I heard that you have a younger sister named Nezha?" ”
Asking about the fragrance wafting in the air, Muzha swallowed his saliva, skewers, meat skewers, how long have you not eaten them? Hundreds of years? Or thousands of years? Listening to Tang San's words, Mu Zha subconsciously nodded and said, "Yes, the youngest sister is called Nezha!"
However, we don't have a good relationship, because both of us as elder brothers have entered Buddhism. My little sister doesn't like Buddhism, so she doesn't get close to us. is even more hateful to his father! ”
Tang Sanfu nodded, and suddenly said, "Do you have a portrait of the third princess of Nezha?" I want to see it. ”
Although Mu Zha didn't know what Tang San's burial meant, under the eyes of Wukong and Bajie, he still condensed Nezha's appearance with mana in the air.
Tang Sanfu looked at Nezha's appearance and took a deep breath!
"Hiss...... "This!" Isn't this the little sister who often came to her house to pester Master when she was a child! It turns out that she is Nezha! So......
Mu Zha, who didn't know why, looked at Tang San's burial cautiously and said, "What else is the matter with the holy monk?" If nothing happens, the little monk will retire! ”
"Slow!"
After knowing that the little sister who often coaxed him when he was a child was Nezha, especially after listening to the bad relationship between Muzha and Nezha! As a cheap and compelling Tang Sanfu, how could he let Mu Zha go?
"The poor monk suddenly felt so sad about the eight hundred miles of quicksand river! It's better not to take this scripture, Wukong. Bajie, Third Princess, Jingting, why don't we go home? You know, the current Tang Emperor has worshiped me, and I will take you to enjoy the scenery of the Tang Dynasty when the time comes! ”
Hearing this, Muzha was shocked! Although I don't know what kind of madness Tang Sanfu is from, but it's not okay to pick on this person! It didn't take long for the westward journey to pick a child, and it was still in front of him! After that, you can imagine what will happen to you!
"Holy monk! Holy monk and slow! Wait! The stakes are high! Don't take it lightly! ”
The corners of Tang San's mouth curled slightly, and he said with self-pity: "But these eight hundred miles of quicksand river are really difficult to cross, I don't believe you ask them." ”
Wukong said with a sleepy face: "Yes, I just ate enough, and I don't want to move at all." ”
Bajie said with a pale face: "Ang...... Maybe I'm allergic to tiger meat, poisoned, and now I'm losing all my mana! ”
Under Bajie's eyes and Tang San's gestures, Sha Jingting said in a daze: "Ah! Oh~ I, I, I just had a fight with my brother, I'm so tired, I'm almost tired! ”
Everyone's eyes converged on the third princess, the third princess ate the skewers in her mouth, looked at everyone's eyes, and said, "Don't make trouble, I still have to eat!" ”
Muzha: "......"
Seeing everyone shirking the "heavy" task of crossing the river with a word, Muzha only felt that there were 10,000 alpacas rushing by in his heart!
Muzha gritted his teeth and looked at Wukong who looked sleepy, forget it, this is a big guy, he may not even be able to beat the Bodhisattva, after looking at Bajie, although this product can't beat the Bodhisattva, but it can beat me! After looking at the third princess, forget it, this is Yang Jian's wife, she can't be provoked! looked at Sha Jingting again, this person's cultivation seems to be similar to me now, or ......
"In that case, then there is a magic weapon below that can help you cross the river!"
Looking at Bajie holding a nine-toothed nail rake in front of Sha Jingting, and the look of being ready to greet his head if he didn't agree with him, Mu Zha very wisely got rid of the magic weapon that the Bodhisattva had just given him!
Saying that, Mu Zha took out a small gourd from his arms and threw it out, and as Mu Zha recited the mantra, the gourd became very large, enough for Tang Sanfu and his party to sit on it and cross the eight hundred miles of quicksand river!
Looking at the gourd that was obviously a treasure, Tang San's eyes lit up! Lian Lian smiled and said: "Okay! Good! Good! ”
beckoned everyone to step on the gourd, and under the expectant eyes of Muzha, everyone crossed the 800-mile quicksand river dutifully! It's just that...... When Mu Zha pinched the trick and wanted to take back the gourd, he suddenly found that his gourd was where? Why is there no response! Is it broken? But I didn't hear the Bodhisattva say that this gourd would also be broken!
When Mu Zha was in doubt, Tang Sanfu spoke, "Hui'an Walker, this gourd poor monk looks very funny, can you borrow the poor monk to play for a few days?" ”
Muzha: "...... Mom, I miss Mom!" Woowoo.......
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