Chapter 73: It's Comfortable to Sleep
Yaoyue's body is wet, it is simply a fairy version of the wet body, full of temptation.
I saw her look at the instructor and counselor and say, "Why does it smell?" ”
As she spoke, she wiped it with her hand and sniffed it.
Seeing this, the instructor hurriedly pointed at Zhang Ming and said, "It's his urine!" ”
Yao Yue was stunned, and Zhang Ming was also stunned.
Immediately, I heard Yaoyue scream, and then slapped Zhang Ming with a palm, and at the same time said loudly:
"I'll kill you......"
Zhang Ming hurriedly pulled out his legs and ran, and said, "Unreasonable? I didn't splash it, why do you blame me? ”
"Still quibbling, I didn't expect you to be such a person, you actually defiled me with such a filthy thing, I will definitely kill you......"
Yaoyue was really mad, and chased Zhang Ming back and forth countless laps in the tomb.
The instructor and counselor hurriedly threw away the bottle, looking like they had nothing to do with them, nervously watching Zhang Ming being chased and beaten.
After all, Yaoyue's family is an elf, and he has a thousand years of cultivation, so he quickly caught up with Zhang Ming and beat him violently.
About half an hour later, Zhang Ming's left side of his face was swollen, his right eye was a dark circle, and there were countless bruises on his body.
After Yaoyue finished fighting, her body flew up and spun around a few times, and her body was dry, and it seemed that her anger had just disappeared a little.
At this time, Zhang Ming got up from the ground and saw that Yaoyue was dry, so he bared his teeth and said:
"You don't take a shower, do you? I'll have to change my clothes, too, and I'll smell like that......"
He didn't say it, but Yaoyue, who was angry, couldn't help but grit her teeth and clenched her little fist again:
"If I hadn't waited for a thousand years to wait for you guy, I would have loved to kill you!"
Zhang Ming: "............"
"Now, I'll tell you more about it. First of all, this sarcophagus is a treasure, a thousand years ago a big man left here for me to guard.
He said that one day, whoever can see the world inside will be the owner of the sarcophagus, and will play a major role in a thousand years. I don't know the specifics. ”
Yaoyue said this, Zhang Ming waved his hand and said, "Hehe, you can guess it, is it saving the world again?" Or against the forces of evil?
I'm not afraid to tell you sister, I saved the world once a thousand years ago, and I want to live a stable life in this life, so don't give me these empty heads again. ”
After Zhang Ming finished speaking, he looked at Yao Yue's eyes that were about to beat people and hurriedly said, "You continue to ......"
Yao Yue snorted and said, "Anyway, you will be the master of me and the sarcophagus in the future, and what will happen in the future will naturally slowly surface." ”
"Okay...... Let's not talk about this for now, just tell me honestly, is there anyone in this coffin? Zhang Ming asked.
"No, you're now the owner of the sarcophagus, didn't you lie down in it?" Yao Yue said with a serious face.
Hearing this, Zhang Ming glared angrily and said, "If Lao Tzu can't beat you, he must take your mouth well." ”
Yao Yue also snorted and said, "If you weren't my master, I would have killed you a long time ago." ”
Zhang Ming was stunned suddenly, he couldn't afford to provoke him!
"So, since there is actually no tomb owner, why do you want to let fat zombies and female zombies harm people, and turn female soldiers into tomb guards?"
Hearing this, Yaoyue said, "I won't harm anyone, unless I get to the tomb." And when they died, let their souls guard the tomb for the safety of the tomb. ”
When Zhang Ming heard this, he said: "Aren't you looking for the master who can see the world in the coffin? If no one gets closer, who has access to the coffin? Not to mention seeing the world inside.
You almost killed me just now, killed me, and you have to continue to wait for the master who can't come in at all. ”
As soon as she said this, Na Yaoyue was stunned for a moment, and she looked at the instructor and counselor and Hu Fei.
The three of them all nodded, signaling that Zhang Ming was right.
Yao Yue rubbed her head and said, "How did I forget this, I only knew that the coffin was very important, so I thought about protection, but I didn't think that it would be difficult to find someone who could see the world in the coffin with such protection." ”
Zhang Ming: "No wonder I waited for a thousand years...... This IQ, tsk......"
"What did you say?" Yao Yue glared at Zhang Ming.
Zhang Ming pursed his lips and said, "No matter what, it's not right for you to harm others." ”
"And what can you do with me?"
Zhang Ming is cowardly again, what can he do to her? I can't beat it, I can't scold it, and I'm so unreasonable.
"Alas...... Forget it, can you open the tomb door, and I'll get the corpses of these female soldiers out and let them be buried in the ground. ”
Yao Yue said: "Then you should be the master of me and the sarcophagus?" ”
Zhang Ming shook his head and said, "Don't make trouble, be the owner of the coffin, it is estimated that no one wants to." But if you are the master, there are many men who are willing, so you go to them. ”
"No, if you don't agree, don't think about going out today." Yao Yue said:
"Not everyone can see the world in the coffin, and not everyone can be my master!"
Zhang Ming thought for a while and said, "What are the benefits of being your master?" ”
Yao Yue said, "First, the coffin is yours. ”
Zhang Ming: "Don't mention this ......"
"It's a baby!" Yaoyue pouted.
At this time, Hu Fei said: "He doesn't want to give it to me, such a big coffin, it's comfortable to sleep on." ”
"Are you sick?" Zhang Ming looked at Hu Fei.
Hu Fei said: "You haven't slept and don't know, I have slept in the coffin of a female zombie, and it is actually very comfortable." ”
"Get out of the way, you brainless guy!" Zhang Ming was really speechless.
And Yao Yue said: "In short, the secret of the sarcophagus is very big, and I don't know how big it is." The second is that I can protect you and listen to you. ”
"Protect me?" Zhang Ming touched his swollen face and said, "How ironic." ”
"And thirdly, I can't get out if I don't agree!" Yao Yue said seriously.
"It's useless to threaten me!" Zhang Ming was very tough.
"Alright, you're spending it here." Yao Yue said.
Hu Fei was stunned for a moment, stepped forward and whispered to Zhang Ming:
"Silly? You pretend to promise her first, get us out, and then we will run, can she still pester you? ”
Zhang Ming thought to himself that it was right, so he said: "Okay, I promise to be your master, you let us out." ”
Yao Yue smiled when she heard this, and said, "Wouldn't it be better to do this earlier?" Don't worry, the coffin will be here in the future, it has recognized you as the Lord, and it doesn't need me to keep it, I will follow you in the future. ”
"Huh? Follow me? "Zhang Ming is stunned, this Nima is going to pester him?
But at this time, he can't say anything, he can only compromise.
Out of the tomb, back to the top of the dark is already dark. Everyone was relieved to see the four of them come out.
As for Yaoyue, it disappeared when they came out.
After they came out, a young man of twenty-seven or eighteen years old came over to Zhang Ming with a blue face and said:
"You are Zhang Ming? Hmph, it's amazing, instigating instructors and counselors to rob tombs and dig up corpses? It's just nonsense. ”
The counselor looked at the man and said, "Teacher Liu? You're here, that, you're mistaken, we didn't rob the tomb. ”
"Su Mo, you are a counselor, why are you messing around?" The young man was the male teacher sent by the school.
Seeing this, Teacher Shangguan said helplessly: "We told Teacher Liu the truth, but he didn't believe it......"
(End of chapter)