Chapter 648: What a Big Bird!
Before raising his head, Zhou Xiangan and a few people would never have thought that what they saw would be such a scene.
A large bird, nearly six meters long, is hovering in the air, seemingly looking for a place to land.
It's a pity that the side of the road is so big, and a helicopter takes up most of it.
Zhou Xiangan and others: "......"
Unable to complain, unable to speak, and not even wanting to believe that everything in front of me is true.
This...... What the heck?
The giant bird in the sky, wandering around for two minutes, waited impatiently, suddenly retracted its wings in the air, fell straight from the sky, and rushed to a piece of land next to the helicopter.
"Ahh Zhou Xiangan and the others couldn't help but scream, seeing that the giant bird was about to hit the ground, who would have thought that it suddenly stretched out two long legs that did not match the round body, supported it on the ground, and then slowly contracted, like a spring, and landed firmly on the ground.
It's really like thunder, but it's not shocked.
"Hey!" Zhuang Buyuan jumped down from the bird's back, "Uncle Zhou, long time no see, hello everyone!" ”
And they did not speak, but looked at him.
His eyes widened like brass bells, and his mouth was wider than a bowl.
"Do I have flowers on my face?" Zhuang Buyuan touched his face.
He took a step forward, and behind him, the Manor Bird followed suit, and everyone hurriedly held back.
"What is this?" Only Zhou Xiangan still knows a little bit about Zhuang and knows that he always has all kinds of inexplicable things.
"Oh? Uncle Ling, you say? Zhuang pointed to the big bird behind him, "Uncle Ling is a bird!" ”
Zhou Xiangan wanted to slap Zhuang Buyuan out, of course I knew it was a bird!
But why is there such a big bird!
"Didn't you say it's jammed outside? So I asked Uncle Ling to send me over. "Zhuang is not far away.
As a creature that has lived from the time of the lord of the manor to the present, and has lived for hundreds of millions of years, Zhuang Buyuan feels that it is not a shame to call him uncle.
That's why he called these two big birds, Uncle Ling, and Aunt Ling.
Zhou Xiang'an: No, I didn't want to ask about that......
"Oh, don't look at Uncle Ling so big, Uncle Ling has a good temper."
Zhuang Buyuan felt that everyone was probably afraid of this big bird, and explained.
Behind him, the manor bird glanced at the helicopter next to him, and seemed to be a little unhappy with it, Lao Tzu is a noble manor bird, what are you, dare to stand by my side? Get out of here!
He kicked it straight over, almost knocking the helicopter over.
Belch......
Everyone looked at the big bird's irritable appearance, and then looked at Zhuang Buyuan's sincere face.
That's what you call a good temper?
We believe you for now......
It's strange to believe you!
"Uncle Ling, will you come to pick me up later?" Zhuang Buyuan turned his head and asked Uncle Ling, Uncle Ling shook the feather on his head, looked down at the few people in front of him, but did not leave, kicked the helicopter again, made some room for himself, buried his head in his wings, and the feather was tucked behind his head, as if he was asleep.
"I'm sorry, Uncle Ling doesn't like to talk." Zhuang is not far away.
Damn, of course we know that a bird doesn't like to talk!
Even Zhou Xiang'an, who knew Zhuang Beiyuan very well, felt extremely painful at this time, and there was a feeling that he couldn't laugh or cry.
Why do you feel that your own small village is even more unreliable?
Can you kid make more moths?
Not to mention others.
When everyone was stunned, the traffic policeman just now came over again: "This gentleman, you are ...... This mode of travel is suspected of violating the urban traffic law! ”
"Ah, traffic violations?" Zhuang Buyuan said innocently, "Uncle Ling didn't run around on the road again!" ”
Belch......
The traffic police looked at the helicopter next to him and said: "According to the laws of the state, all manned aircraft must obtain route permits, and according to the local regulations of Xucheng, aircraft landing in non-designated places must be allowed by the civil aviation department and the traffic police in advance......"
"But Uncle Ling is not a flying machine." Zhuang is not far more innocent.
Belch......
The traffic police were stunned again.
yes, it's a bird......
A bird likes to stop where it wants, and there is no law that says how a bird should stop......
"You...... You're suspected of illegally raising wild animals......"
"Uncle Ling isn't a wild animal."
People are not creatures of the earth, and you can't find this bird in any of the protected lists on the earth, so the earth's wildlife protection law does not apply!
"Moreover, Uncle Ling was not raised by me!"
People are free, they just come to help me work and raise my children.
This can be regarded as a clear end of the relationship.
Police:......
I don't read much, don't lie to me!
Zhou Xiangan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, this upright traffic policeman was about to be stunned by Zhuang not far away.
"Then, does the traffic police uncle want to give me a ticket?" Zhuang asked the traffic police not far away.
The traffic police are also helpless.
What kind of ticket should be issued?
Illegal parking? Not licensed? Not following the traffic rules?
It can be seen that everything that is happening in front of you is absolutely a legal blank and no one supervises.
So how do you enforce the law?
The traffic police have been enforcing the law for 20 years, and it is the first time they have encountered this kind of problem.
"Okay, okay, now the focus is not on this, the focus is on the immediate congestion, the legal issues...... Well, we'll talk about that later. Zhou Xiangan hurriedly pulled the focus over.
And everyone else said, no, no, no, the focus now is entirely on this bird!
Have you ever seen this six-meter-long bird?
Everyone wanted to surround them, but they were worried that they would be eaten by this grumpy bird.
Zhou Xiangan wasted all his efforts, and then pulled the topic back.
"Come on, come on, Xiaozhuang, let me introduce you, this is Director Wu, our problem now is this Balabala ......"
"You're looking for me about this?" Zhuang Buyuan said: "Overpasses, double-decker roads, and the construction of a subway to connect Jiahu Lake can all solve the problem." ”
Next to him, Jia Shenghui didn't leave, and when he heard Zhuang Buyuan say this, he couldn't help but pout: "What you said is light, if it is so easy to build overpasses, double-decker roads, and subways, then you are still needed?" ”
"Who are you?" Zhuang asked Jia Shenghui not far away.
"Contemptible Jia Shenghui."
Zhuang Buyuan thought about it......
"I don't know."
Jia Shenghui: ......
"What you said Xiao Zhuang is indeed the final solution to the problem, the problem is ......" Zhou Xiangan sighed, "We need a feasible plan in a short period of time to relieve the traffic pressure as soon as possible." ”
Overpasses and double-decker roads can certainly solve the problem, but the problem is that the road is built at least in years, where is the time now?
As for the construction of the subway, the construction difficulty of building the subway under the Phantom Mountain is higher than that of the ordinary Phantom Mountain Tunnel.
"How long is short?" Zhuang asked from afar.
"It's New Year's Day soon, and the city requires us to come up with a plan before New Year's Day, and we will effectively alleviate it in the first half of next year." Zhou Xiang'an said.
"We will do what you said, overpasses, double-decker roads, road widening, etc., but the construction will take at least two years, and I am afraid it will cause more pressure on the road, and now there are already complaints......" next to the head of the transportation department.
"How long did it take? Leave it to us, and it will take you three months at most. "Zhuang is not far away.
I'll be humble and not say three days.
Next to him, Jia Shenghui was upset: "Who are you?" Riding a big bird is like a big bird? ”
Bragging about not paying taxes?
"Zhuang is not far away."