Chapter Eighty-Eight: Catch the Baby
I thought of this, I took advantage of the fact that others did not pay attention, walked into the village, on the road of the landlord's house, even during the day there were not many pedestrians, I went to the yard of the landlord's house, and looked at the yard of the landlord's house during the day, which was more depressed than at night, and the houses in the yard were dilapidated, and some of the houses behind had collapsed, no matter how good the house was, it could not withstand the test of the years.
The yard was overgrown with weeds and trees, and the leaves of those trees had fallen and mixed with the weeds. I looked at the yard, looking for the seedlings of He Shou Wu, the seedlings of He Shou Wu are called night vines, and it is also a Chinese medicinal material, Chinese medicine is so strange, due to the continuous accumulation of experience for 5,000 years, those flowers and plants are more or less medicative.
I walked around the yard, and suddenly I saw two finger-thick nightshades in the southwest corner of the yard entwined together, these two nightshades, different from others, these two nightshades were shiny and shiny, as if they had been brushed with a layer of bright oil, and everything else was withered, but there were still leaves on these two nightshades.
When I saw this, I quickly looked at it with the eyes of the sky, and I was overjoyed to see it, under the night vine, there were two little doll-like things, sleeping there, these two needless to say, were the two He Shou Wu dolls who had become fine. I didn't alarm the little doll, but went out, went to the grocery store, and bought some candy, which was not the same sugar as it is now, but the local sugar cubes in the countryside, which are long gone.
I took the candy and walked around the street to see where there were children playing, at that time the children were playing on the street, I found a dozen little boys, and then asked them if they wanted to eat candy, they all said they wanted to eat, I said: "If you want to eat candy, you can say, go home and everyone drink a stream of cold water, and then you are not allowed to pee, follow me, do you see, as long as you are obedient, all these candies will be given to you in a while." ”
The children put their fingers in their mouths and looked at the candy in my hand, and I said, "Come, give you a taste first, and then go home and drink water." ”
They were given a small piece of candy to each of them, and then they put it in their mouths and ran home as fast as they could. When we were children, we all drank cold water, no matter the scorching heat of June, or the cold winter wax moon, we went to the house to pull up the water scoop, and drank the scoop of cold water, so let these children go home to drink water, not afraid of their stomachs.
After these boys drank enough water, I took them around the village, and while they were strolling, a child said, "Brother Daring, I can't hold it back, I want to pee." ”
I said, "Hold it for a while, don't pee, or you won't have any sugar to eat." ”
After the child heard this, he quickly held back, and I asked the other children if they were holding their pee? The other children were stunned, I nodded, and led them to the landlord's yard, these children did not know what it meant to be afraid, and they didn't know what their surnames were. When I got to the yard, I found a branch and drew a circle around the two nightshades, and said to the children, "Listen to me, and you should all pee in this circle, and you are not allowed to urinate indiscriminately." ”
These children are very obedient, they all pee around the circle I draw, and the whole circle is circled, I give the sugar in my hand to those children, those children are happy to eat, they bounce away, I am left in the yard, I am afraid that the boy's urine will not be able to trap the He Shou Wu doll, and I think of using other ways to trap the He Shou Wu doll. At this time, I suddenly remembered the Taishan pressure spell, this spell has the power of a thousand catties, suppressing He Shou Wu doll, plus the boy's urine, absolutely foolproof.
So I brought a big stone, pressed down the two He Shou Wu dolls, and then used my hand as a pen, while writing on the stone, I read in my mouth: "The Emperor of the Three Qing Dynasty is too high, and his hand holds the famous mountain and holds the Qiankun." There are three mountains and five mountains on the left hand, and there is a tower body on the right hand. There are 108,000 generals in the tower, and Mount Tai is a lot of gold. I now recite the Taishan method to kill all the evil demons and ghosts. I am as anxious as the law. ”
After all this, I happily returned to the Taoist temple, and in the evening, I said to Baoguo and Tianning: "Baoguo, Tianning, you two were played by those two He Shouwu dolls last night, do you want to vent your evil anger?" ”
Baoguo said: "Senior brother, those two are not real children, they are two He Shou Wu dolls, they will still escape, how can we catch them." ”
Tian Ning said: "Second Senior Brother, since Senior Brother said so, there must be a way." ”
I nodded and said, "Baoguo, you just don't have the heart as Tianning, take the guy, let's dig out those two He Shou Wu dolls." ”
Baoguo said: "Senior brother said so, are you sure they won't run away?" ”
I smiled and said: "I shouldn't be able to run, I used the boy's urine to first surround He Shou Wu's circle, and then used Taishan to suppress He Shou Wu, and now the two He Shou Wu dolls will honestly lie there and can't walk." ”
Baoguo said, "Senior brother, when did you get it?" Why don't you tell us? ”
I said, "Are you stupid? Aren't old people often saying? He Shou Wu is a spiritual thing, as soon as you say it, they will know it, and if they know it, they will naturally run away. ”
Tian Ning said: "Second Senior Brother, our senior brother is more reliable than us, otherwise Master will not let us listen to Senior Brother." ”
We talked, took torches, shovels and hoes, and walked towards the house of the landlord Zhao, on this street, there were very few people, the people in the countryside went to bed early, and there was not even a single figure on the whole street. When we arrived in the courtyard, they asked me where I was, so I led them to the place where the He Shou Wu doll was pressed during the day, and then said to Bao Guo and Tianning: "This is it, those two He Shou Wu dolls are under this Teng Ye, you can see with the eyes of the sky, He Shou Wu Doll is still there." ”
The two men looked at it and said it was still there. I said, "Be careful when digging, don't hurt the He Shou Wu dolls, the two He Shou Wu dolls are spirits, and if you hurt them, they will lose their Taoism." ”
Baoguo and Tianning nodded and agreed, we first dug the soil around the He Shou Wu doll, the soil in this place is soft, and the digging speed is very fast, and after a while, a big pit was dug out, leaving only the place in the middle of the He Shou Wu doll, which was not dug up. We carefully dug there, using branches to clean up the soil little by little, the closer to the place where the Doll of He Shou Wu became, the harder the soil was, then I dug under the soil, dug a hard wall, dug the hard wall and found that there was a big pit inside, this pit seems to be a house specially made by the Doll of He Shou Wu.
I opened it with my hand and saw that the two-figure He Shou Wu was inside, they were hugging each other, and there were no branches and leaves on their heads. We took out the humanoid He Shou Wu and found that He Shou Wu looked exactly the same as a child, with many eyes, nose, mouth, ears, and body, and according to the hairstyle and the appearance of the humanoid He Shou Wu, we could distinguish a man and a woman, exactly the same as the two children I saw last night. What's even more surprising is that the red hoods on the two He Shou Wu dolls and the leaf skirts they wear can be seen. The faces of the two He Shou Wu are a little distorted, probably because I used the Taishan Pressure Spell to suppress them.
Looking at the two He Shou Wu dolls, I was very happy, and said to Baoguo and Tianning: "We got the baby today, let's go, let's go back." ”
We happily returned to the Three Treasures Temple, to the view, we were worried about where to put He Shou Wu, these two He Shou Wu dolls, is not a simple He Shou Wu, they are good at escaping from the soil, if you are careless for a while, He Shou Wu dolls will run away, when the time comes, it is more difficult to catch them than to ascend to the sky.
The three of us were discussing where to put the He Shou Wu doll, and then I suddenly remembered Master's altar cloth, and there was gossip on Master's altar cloth, so I said, "I have a way, tie their hands and feet, put them in a small cabinet, and use Master's altar cloth to cover them, and they can't run even if they use their skills to reach the sky." ”
So we found a small cabinet, tied the hands and feet of the two He Shou Wu dolls, put them in the cabinet, and then covered the cabinet with Master's altar cloth, this time it was foolproof. After getting it done, the junior brother Baoguo said happily: "It is said that eating He Shou Wu dolls can lead to immortality, and we will eat them tomorrow." ”