"To be powerful is to be capricious!"

"It's rare to be corrupt once, you care so much about me. ”

The things in the canteen are not much different from those in the restaurant, after all, it is cooking for the officials and related personnel, and the chef invited is not simple, a green dish can be made more delicious than the five-star outside, this can't be black, it's true.

When cadres go to the countryside, they have four dishes and one soup, no matter how big the old smoker is, every meal can only be a simple dish, and there are no dishes in the canteen that cost more than 50 yuan, which is also to prevent the occurrence of corruption from the root.

Simple meals, the old smoker is used to eating, the previous conditions were not so good, and after eating for so many years, he didn't care.

"Doing our business, all year round, I feel that the days are moist, and the power in my hands is also big, in fact, it's just like that, the scenery on the surface, and the bitterness behind the scenes is no one knows. ”

It's rare to see in a thousand years, and the old smoker actually complained to himself, can you believe it?

"Old smoker, drink and drink, where is so much, if you are really bored, I will take you to the other world to experience, where you can eat whatever you want, you can be as corrupt as you want, you don't have to hide in the office all day long and smoke, what do you say?"

The old smoker showed a fleeting light, and it could be seen that he actually wanted to go to Valoran with Chen Yi, but he was entangled in official business, and if the direct leader of his special nine group went to the other world to play, he would still have no sense of security in leading his old man.

"Forget it, if you don't know the place well, you don't know what to do when you go, it's still pretty good here, you can make yourself less bored with wine and meat, and it's not bad to live a life so exquisitely. ”

Chen Yi asked: "Your martial arts have been cultivated to the extreme, you can soar as long as the gate of the heavenly realm is opened, don't you want to go to the heavens to see what the heavenly realm is like in your heart?"

The old smoker smiled: "Since my Dao practice to the extreme, I am very fanatical about finding a way to fly up, but after a long time, I feel relieved again, obviously I can be invincible on the ground, but I have to start again on it, not to mention that the Yuan Qi Realm above can also be cleared, and the kung fu of a heavenly soldier above may be a hundred times stronger than me, I don't think much about going up to find abuse now, or living in the moment is more comfortable." ”

"It's rare, a person who can obviously become an immortal, but he doesn't want to soar, I can't understand you anymore. ”

"Heavenly Bai Yujing..."The old smoker inexplicably recited a poem, as if it was Li Bai's poem.

"What about infinite life, I've lived for so many years, I haven't seen anything, I have everything that should be, and I'm not bad for anything else, I can still find some friends on the ground, in case I go up, I can't even find a friend, don't I lose when I go up, you say it's a wave." ”

Chen Yi denied it, but he said: "You don't want to go up, but there are still a lot of vulgar guys on the earth, I don't believe that everyone doesn't want to fly up like you, anyway, this year is the last year, if the senior brother comes back and goes up, then the road to heaven will be completely blocked, even if you regret it in the future, it's useless." ”

The old smoker gave Chen Yi a look: "I'm actually quite curious, you seem to have been to the heavenly realm, oh yes, how did I forget that you kid can even go to the other world, what can't you do in the heavenly realm, tell me, what is the sky like, is it the same as in Journey to the West?"

Chen Yi took a sip at the old smoker: "Don't be funny, I haven't been to the sky, I have been to the bottom of the sea for 10,000 meters at most, and I have a fight with a thousand-year-old king, although I have secrets, but I am not a thorough existence, at most I have opened a plug-in in this life, not as bluffing as you say." ”

"10,000 meters under the sea, that's such a world, even if it's me, even if it's my true qi, at a depth of 10,000 meters under the sea, it will be instantly squeezed into pieces, I really don't understand why you have so many secrets, you can go to places that ordinary people can't go, and you can see so many things that sound incredible, I really envy you." ”

"Next time you want to go, I can take you to see, now there are three of my little brothers of the sea king class under the N Sea, and the true qi there is very sufficient, because it is also with the Taoyuan Fairyland, the warrior goes there, it is a leap of thousands of miles, and money can't buy it." ”

"Forget it, it's too dangerous there, and what kind of sea kings you are talking about, it doesn't sound like a good stubble, so I don't want to touch this brow, I have a lot to do every day, so I don't have time to go to the mountains and rivers, and wander around." ”

Chen Yi spread his hands: "Then there is no way, I will regret it in the future, don't say that I am not kind." ”

The old smoker is not only addicted to smoking, but also has a good amount of alcohol, it is estimated that it is the same as the prince, it is the amount of five catties of liquor, drinking wine is like drinking water, as long as the stomach wall can bear it, not only how much wine can he get.

The old smoker usually doesn't drink much, because his current appearance is very similar to Guan Erye, his face is like a heavy jujube, and when he speaks, there is an unpleasant smell of wine on one side and an unpleasant smell of smoke on the other, mixed together, that is, it gives birth to chemical gases, which make people suffocate to death.

The old smoker fell asleep, no matter when, the dark circles under the old smoker's eyes were pulled to the nose, and every day was an official document that could not be processed, so that he was an immortal cultivator, how could he endure this loneliness.

Coming out of the old Iwatani's room, he helped him open the door to let out the foul air inside, although the old smoker was physically strong, and he had to be led by a dog even if he inhaled so many harmful gases every day.

The old smoker never opened the door of the office, and then Chen Yi finally did what he did, because as soon as the door of his office opened, the alarm in the corridor sounded, Chen Yi didn't react at first, and only after ten seconds did he know that the smoke in the old smoker's office automatically triggered the flame alarm, and the whole building ran out, and when Chen Yi went down, the fire truck had already begun to receive water, and it seemed that the fire was about to be extinguished.

Chen Yi hurriedly came to the front of the fire truck, saying that there was no fire in the building, but just to help the old smoker's office ventilate, and the smoke coming out of it accidentally touched the fire alarm.

But the firefighters didn't dare to believe it easily, so they still took the water cannon to check it, and finally made sure that there was no open fire in the building, and the alarm was really coming from the old smoker's office, so they believed all this.

The old smoker, who had been sleeping with a red face just now, woke up in the blink of an eye, but his face turned black.

(End of chapter)