Chapter 446: The Funeral of the Living
Passing through the rows of cold tombstones, we came to the deepest part of this new tombstone, which was engraved with several large characters "The Tomb of Yu Hehe".
The funeral of this living person is not suitable for alarming too many people, so it is naturally better to hold it quietly, so as not to cause extraneous complications. The people who came here to "pay tribute" were all Yu Hehe's relatives and friends, and they were wearing a small white flower on their chests, and their expressions were extremely solemn.
In such an environment, it is inevitable to touch the scene, and the fake drama is really done, and this is what you want.
Yuan Jingsheng's master and apprentice sat at home, arranging the matter of the stand-in, and when the stand-in was sent away, the funeral here could be over.
Luo Xiyan and Ou Miyin stood together, and next to them stood Hua Junhao, and they bowed to the tombstone together.
Yin Mingchen came from the board of directors, no matter how busy he was with his buddy's "funeral", he had to attend, although it was just a fake funeral, but seeing Yu Hehe's bright smiling face on the tombstone, he was inexplicably sad, as if she was really dead, and even shed a tear! I always thought that Yu Hehe was a Xiaoqiang who couldn't be killed, and she was more durable than any girl, but I never thought that she would be a virgin!
Since it's a funeral, why not act realistically? Let the virgin's master see that the virgin is really dead, and she will never be found in the world again. Under Yu Wenru's leadership, everyone present was infected with sadness and cried.
In the Yu family villa, Yu Hehe was arranged to lie on the bed in the bedroom and covered his head with a quilt.
This stand-in that is exactly the same as Yu Hehe has been done, although it is just a wax figure, but it is done vividly, the highly fat and thin hairstyle is exactly the same as the real person, wearing the blue and red clothes prescribed by the stand-in inside, and wearing Yu Hehe's clothes outside. Her birth date and name were written on a white cloth and tied to the body of the stand-in along with the double-in charm.
The person who sent the stand-in was Yu Hehe's uncle, and in order to prevent others from recognizing him, he deliberately put on sunglasses.
When the time had come, he walked out of the door with the prepared tribute, a box of tea, a pot of wine, an egg, and 49 pieces of paper.
"Mr. Yu, remember that you can't talk during the whole process, let alone turn back."
Yuan Jingsheng recited a substitute mantra behind him, spraying holy water all the way. Ji Xiaoli put a basin of water at the door, watered it along the root of the entire wall, and completely left no space for the boy to return, and spread the red paper in the door, and put a kitchen knife on it.
Uncle Yu was holding a life-size wax figure in his arms, although it was covered with a sheet, it still attracted a lot of onlookers, and many people speculated that it was a real person.
"Yu Hehe's uncle is also a well-known entrepreneur, in case you meet acquaintances on the road, you will be in trouble, let's keep up."
In order to beware of any unexpected situation, the master and apprentice followed him.
Uncle Yu, who has great powers, made arrangements for this street in advance, the fire and urban management offices all greeted in advance, and the vehicles and crowds had put up signs on the grounds that the road conditions were blocked. Otherwise, burning wax figures at intersections will definitely attract onlookers, and maybe they will be convicted of polluting the environment and promoting superstition.
But helplessly, there will still be sporadic passers-by, for this live-action version of the wax figure buried in the fire, it immediately attracted several people to shoot, and after a while, it was on the circle of friends, and it soon became popular.
Uncle Yu had only one thought in his heart, to quickly finish burning this wax figure and leave here, fortunately, the wind was helping him, and the wax figure was burning menacingly.
Two mouthy young men came up and asked, "Sir, why are you burning wax figures here?" ”
"I see, sir, you're not making a movie, are you?"
Because the stand-in couldn't speak, Uncle Yu looked at the flames without squinting, but fortunately, Ji Xiaoli arrived here, and he pulled the two people away and pulled them out dozens of meters away in one go.
"You madman, let me go!"
"Since you know I'm crazy, don't bother with the madman's business, why don't you leave quickly?"
Unexpectedly, they really met a madman, and the two young people were so frightened that they ran away.
Unfortunately, a man with a microphone walked in, looking like a reporter, ready to do a live interview.
Yuan Jingsheng grabbed his clothes and warned: "I advise you, don't meddle in your affairs!" ”
The reporter turned his curious gaze: "I can see that he is burning a stand-in, and you are his protector, can you tell me if the real person is safe after burning the stand-in?" ”
"Curiosity kills cats, don't meddle with them."
"If you don't say it, don't say it, what are you doing so fiercely?"
"Let's go!"
After sending away the obstacles, the stand-in had also been burned out, and Uncle Yu walked towards the way he came without looking back.
"Mr. Yu, Mr. Yu."
Unexpectedly, he would meet acquaintances on the way, but Uncle Yu remembered the instructions, did not look back, and did not speak.
"Mr. Yu, I have something important to say to you, wait for me!"
In a hurry, Ji Xiaoli rushed forward and covered his mouth, lest his screams would make Uncle Yu turn around and fall short.
After throwing away all the obstacles, Uncle Yu walked to Yu's house, and the sweaty Yu Hehe got out of the quilt and breathed a sigh of relief.
Ji Xiaoli hugged her desperately, and shouted excitedly: "It's okay He He, you are safe now." ”
"Thank you Ji Xiaoli, thank you Master Yuan."
"Miss Yu, although we have done everything we should do, I can't guarantee that we can hide it from the virgin's owner, I will stay at your house for a while to observe to ensure your safety."
"Master Yuan, no matter whether you can be deceived this time or not, I want to thank you for everything you have done for me."
"It's just that I should do, just like Ji Xiaoli said, Miss Yu is a good person, and good people should have a safe life."
Uncle Yu on the side exclaimed: "Oh no, Hehe, the burning video just now has been on Weibo headlines!" ”
Yu Hehe hurriedly snatched the mobile phone and saw the scene of her being "burned" in the video, fortunately, it was just one of her sides, but Uncle Yu's face was exposed, and it was also recognized, and it was accompanied by a big title - the entrepreneur burned wax figures on the street!
"What should I do, uncle? It's me who has caused you a burden, and if it affects the company's stock, it will be troublesome! ”
"Silly boy, although my uncle doesn't believe in superstition, you are the only child in the Yu family, and my uncle can't be knocked down by bad luck. Stocks are of course more important to you than you, and it doesn't matter, let's think about the policy to deal with it. ”
Ji Xiaoli's eyes rolled, and he immediately counted in his heart: "There is!" It is better to say that this is a public service advertisement, which can be promoted with a certain brand of Mr. Yu's company. ”
"Pay attention to this, I'll arrange for the planning department to plan it."