Chapter 106: Wanshou Mountain, aren't you embarrassing my fat tiger!
Chapter 106: Wanshou Mountain, aren't you embarrassing my fat tiger! (Page 1/1)
Squeak~
The door opened, and out of it came a little Taoist boy who looked only seven or eight years old, wearing a Taoist robe draped over his body and looking cute, looking at the westbound food combination in front of him in confusion.
"Who said just now that I had an old relationship with my ancestor?" The crisp children's voice sounded, and he looked at Tang Sanfu and the others with a little curiosity. As a Dao Tong of Zhen Yuanzi, it is naturally impossible for him to be frightened by the appearance of Bajie and Wukong.
"Amitabha, it is a poor monk, may I ask Zhen Yuanzi Taoist friends can be in the view?"
Oh mom, my feelings are still the ancestors' Taoist friends~
In these years, Taoist friends and friends are different, friends = Taoist friends but Taoist friends ≠ friends, friends can be anyone, people, gods and demons, regardless of cultivation status, but Taoist friends must be people with the same status to shout.
Could it be that the monk in front of him, who is suspected of abusing animals, is still a bodhisattva? But the "Bodhisattva" of this monk who is suspected of abusing animals and the appearance of the Bodhisattva in his impression are not right!
Either way, there was nothing wrong with the reception.
According to the rules of Buddhism, Dao Tong folded his hands and performed a Buddhist salute, and said, "Master, please go to the main hall for a while, the patriarch is in retreat, and the junior will go to inform you." ”
First, he led Tang Sanfu and the others to the main hall, and invited a few demons who were obviously ignited by Zhen Yuanzi to serve tea to Tang Sanbu and a few people, and he went to Zhen Yuanzi's retreat with a smoke.
"Master, this Zhenyuanzi Great Immortal is not simple, his cultivation, identity, and status are all the top existences in the Three Realms! Are you sure you can really get ginseng fruit? Bajie took a cup of tea and poured it into his big mouth, no way, with a pig's head or a wild boar's head, there was really no way to taste the tea properly.
Tang Sanfu waved his hand and said, "There used to be an old relationship between the teacher and the town Yuanzi, just to ask for a few fruits, and he still has to give this face to the teacher." ”
"What if he doesn't give it?"
Tang Sanfu took a sip of tea and said lightly: "Can't you ask for it, can't you grab it as a teacher?" Give everyone a great joy, eat a few fruits for the teacher, sleep and continue to hurry tomorrow morning, if you don't give it, believe it or not, for the teacher to uproot his ginseng fruit tree? Dig up all the dirt hard! ”
The corners of the boy's mouth twitching as he waited for Tang San's burial on the side, and he was entangled, should I tell the ancestor this information, if this monk really did this, wouldn't we become an accomplice?
But tell me, will they kill it early? I'm so scared.
"Haha~~~"
While several boys were struggling, a laugh came from outside the main hall.
"I haven't seen him for many years, and the holy monk still can't donate!"
Tang Sanfu put down the teacup in his hand, stood up and greeted the incense. He made a Buddha salute and said, "Amitabha, presumably Your Excellency is the Great Immortal of Zhen Yuanzi?!" ”
"Exactly!"
Zhen Yuanzi stroked his beard with a smile on his face, looking at Tang San's funeral in front of him, but in fact, his heart was MMP!
This script that has been negotiated, why did it suddenly change? And why hasn't anyone notified me yet? It's not that it's okay, in the past few days, I went to the realm, went to discuss with Sanqing, and then let the boy in the view anger Sun Wukong and let him knock down his ginseng fruit tree, this does not overturn his own ginseng fruit tree, so how can I get the three light divine water in Guanyin's jade pure bottle?
How can the ginseng fruit tree increase its momentum without obtaining the Sanguang Divine Water?
Zhen Yuanzi already had a little dissatisfaction in his eyes when he looked at Tang Sanfu, can't you come late! Really......
"The poor monk looks at the great immortal as a talent, and he looks like he is kind and charitable, he must be a good person in the three worlds, and it is definitely different from those bewitching jian goods such as the Jade Emperor and the Jade Emperor, so ah, Zhen Yuanzi Daxian.
You see, your ginseng fruit that can only ripen in 3,000 years after flowering, 3,000 years and fruiting for 3,000 years, is one hundred and eighty pieces for poor monks and apprentices, and it is good to quench your thirst on this westward journey, okay? ”
Zhen Yuanzi: There are too many "......" slots, and I don't know how to complain about you for a while. Is this really the person designated by Rulai? You can't be a fool, right? Or are you stupid to read the Dharma for more than ten years?
Zhen Yuanzi felt that if it wasn't for the fact that he hadn't woken up yet, then this monk must be crazy!
This ginseng fruit is so precious, it blooms once in 3,000 years, bears fruit once in 3,000 years, and matures in 3,000 years, and it takes nearly 10,000 years to have so many thirty fruits! Planing a few to give to Heaven and Buddhism, a few to give to old friends, I hold a ginseng fruit meeting from time to time, plus daily consumption, I have only saved a total of fifty or sixty in these few yuan!
You're going to have a hundred and eighty when you come! You're afraid you're going crazy!
Looking like a fool's Tang San's burial, Zhen Yuanzi had some sympathy in his eyes inexplicably, alas, it may be that he got his brain when he was reincarnated, Jin Cicada, your sacrifice for Buddhism is a bit big!
Considering Tang San's identity and his current condition, Zhen Yuanzi decided that his tone should be a little more tactful, if it stimulates this old friend and causes his condition to be serious, it will be more than worth the loss!
"Since the holy monk knows that my tree only bears thirty fruits in nine thousand years, then the holy monk knows...... I only have one tree! ”
Tang Sanfu looked at Zhen Yuanzi as if he was looking at a fool, he really loved to laugh, who among the three realms didn't know that you Zhen Yuanzi only had a ginseng fruit tree, aren't you embarrassed that my fat tiger doesn't count?
Your Zhen Yuanzi is a great power born at the beginning of heaven and earth! How long has it been since the first opening of the world? How many yuan are still there, right?
One yuan is 1,399,680,000 years, and you have 3.9 billion ginseng fruits in this yuan! The poor monk wants one hundred and eighty, not a lion's mouth! Or is it that you Zhen Yuanzi is floating? Bullying me fat tiger can't lift a knife?
And the effect of your ginseng fruit is not as strong as that of the peach, and the quantity is not as large as the peach, is it completely an honor for the poor monk to eat it?!
Forget it, this humanitarianism, the poor monk should let this old friend of the past, Amitabha, the poor monk is really a virgin!
"Amitabha, the poor monk suddenly felt that he couldn't finish these one hundred and eighty pieces, or ...... Ask for less, and have a ...... Thirty, exactly five for each of us, that's all right! ”
Looking at Tang San's burial of a picture of looking at your face and asking you a little less, Zhen Yuanzi took a deep breath, grabbed his sleeve, pressed the idea of accepting the monk in front of him, and reluctantly pulled out a smile at the corner of his mouth, and said, "The holy monk is inevitably a little difficult for strong people!"
There are only sixty survival in the poor road, how can I give you thirty! Alas~"
Sighing, Zhen Yuanzi looked sympathetically at Tang Sanfu, who had become a fool and a madman, and said, "Thirty is impossible, at most, the poor road is with you...... Let's have five! ”
Looking at the few acquaintances in front of him, Zhen Yuanzi looked like he was in pain, and he gave away five of them at once! You know, this gift to Heavenly Court is only nine thousand years to give five at a time! Alas, that's it, who let the former wise golden cicada reincarnate into the ghost it is today! Let's take it as the love of the past!
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