Chapter 138: Bajie, Are You Thirsty? (Page 1/1)

"They say young people have to work hard, they have to think more about ideas.

They advise you not to gamble with money.

Don't stay at home anymore and worry about being flattened by pressure,

If you want to mix food, you can obediently scrape some oil on the back of someone's buttocks. ”

Tang Sanfu was riding on a white horse, singing a song, and playing with a small bracelet in his hand, remembering that he was in front of the Jindou Cave a few days ago.

Qingniusheng handed over the bracelet without love, and then said: "This is what Lao Jun asked me to hand over to you." After speaking, the green ox turned into a rainbow light and flew towards the heavenly court.

Tang Sanfu looked at the bracelet in his hand, looked at Wukong, blinked, and said, "This is a flat push?" ”

Wukong: "......" director, this script is not right, isn't it a group of little demons who came out and said that they were going to cook this monk, and then we killed all sides and took the bracelet? Director, if the green cow doesn't follow the script, can you cook him?

After walking for more than a month, I finally couldn't go on, it wasn't that Tang San's funeral had stopped doing it, but that there was a river blocking the road in front of him, and there was no dry road to pass.

Looking at the river in front of him, Tang Sanfu was thoughtful. Eyes rolled......

"Bajie, are you thirsty?"

When he asked this question, Bajie was suddenly moved!

Master!!! Master actually cares about me! These days, my old pig has worked hard and complained, and it is indeed the highest in the master's status! Otherwise, why didn't Master ask the youngest Senior Sister Sha? Don't ask the three princesses?

Really!!! Master still loves me!

"Master! I'm not thirsty! Bajie said with a little choked up.

Tang Sanfu took out the nine-ring tin staff, touched it, and said, "For the teacher, you will have another chance to reorganize the language!" ”

Bajie: "......" MMP, sure enough!

"Master, I just ate barbecue a few days ago, and sure enough, I'm still thirsty old pig!"

Tang Sanfu nodded with satisfaction, put down the nine-ring tin staff, and felt sincerely pleased with the sincerity of Bajie!

As soon as his hand flipped, the purple gold bowl appeared in his hand, and after dismounting, he personally came to the river, scooped a bowl of water for Bajie, handed it to Bajie, and said, "Drink!" ”

Bajie was still a little vigilant, wary of what moths would come out of Tang San's funeral! But when he saw that Tang San's burial was scooped out of the river in front of him, he was immediately relieved!

It seems that Master really cares about me this time! It's my old pig who spends the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain! I'm sorry! Master, my old pig is wrong! In the future, I will definitely honor Master, your old man!

Bajie took the purple gold bowl with emotion, and looked at Tang Sanfu with a choked voice and said, "Master......"

"Drink!" Tang Sanfu patted Bajie's shoulder and said, "Take a rest, let's continue to rush if we are not thirsty." ”

Tang San's sudden concern for the funeral made Bajie's eyes flash with tears, and picking up the purple gold bowl was a "goo dong goo dong" drink!

"How?"

Bajie wiped his mouth, and he was so happy: "Ha~ It's delicious!" The river water is sweet, cool, and fragrant! I'm very happy! ”

Tang Sanfu glanced at Bajie's stomach and nodded kindly, and said, "Then rest on the boat, and then be on your way!" As he spoke, a small boat appeared in the river, led the white horse to the boat, and everyone got on board.

"Master, you sang so well just now, let's do another song!" Looking at the green mountains and green waters on the side, Sha Jingting looked at Tang San's burial with a smile on her face.

Tang Sanfu touched his bald head embarrassedly, and said, "Did you sing very well just now?" ”

"Yes! One more song! ”

Tang Sanfu cleared his throat: "Ahem! Let's do it again! Today, I will sing a different song for you! ”

"Ayara floated up to cover the sunset

Play an ancient song that breaks the intestines

Lift up the picture so beautifully

I don't know whose pen it is

A faint rouge obscured thoughts

A few drinks but drunk

How many capable people will be phased

Three thousand miles of calligraphy and painting

The meaning of the carving of the river map~"

Everyone looked at Tang San's burial singing in amazement, Wukong came back to his senses first, a golden light flashed in his eyes, and he looked at Tang San's crotch!

"Senior brother! Monkey king! Are you a pervert? Are you the devil? Tang Sanfu hurriedly used the mana of his whole body, covered his crotch with both hands, and roared: "If you don't agree with Mao, you will look at the poor monk's ......."

Wukong said calmly: "Let me see if you are a female goblin after all!" ”

Tang Sanfu said angrily: "Why don't you die!" You pervert! The poor monk is a dignified seven-foot man! Where did the female goblin dare to become a poor monk! ”

Wukong nodded matter-of-factly, took in the supernatural powers, and said: "That's right, if you become like you, you will be captured and eaten by monsters, no female goblin dares to become your appearance!" ”

Sha Jingting looked at Tang San's burial in surprise and said, "Master~ How did you do it?" ”

Tang San shook his hair and said, "Aren't you shocked by the poor monk!" ”

"There is no shock, there is only shock!"

"Ah~~~~"

A sudden scream interrupted everyone's conversation, and they all looked towards the scream, but they saw that Bajie was rolling on the boat with his stomach covered.

"Master~~~"

With surprise on his face, Tang Sanfu came to Bajie's side, grabbed his hand and said, "Bajie, Master is here!" What's wrong with you? ”

"Master~disciple suddenly felt colic in his abdomen and vomited~"

Seeing that Bajie's face was pale, and he looked like he wanted to vomit but couldn't, Tang San said, "Bajie, but you're pregnant?" ”

Bajie: "......" MMP must be said! Which man do you think will get pregnant? Aren't you really a goblin?

Then, Bajie overestimated himself, watching his belly get bigger and bigger, and his heart became more and more bottomless.

"This !!!" There was Tang San's funeral female voice singing before, and now Bajie is pregnant, everyone thinks, could it be that when they wake up one night, the Three Realms have changed?

"Look! Bajie, you're pregnant! ”

"......" Bajie lay on the boat without love, looking up at the sky, not knowing how he should complain. When cultivating to such a realm, inner vision has already been learned! When Tang Sanfu said that he was pregnant, Bajie subconsciously looked inward, and really saw a fetus in his belly......

Looking at the river under the boat, Tang Sanfu's eyes were full of surprise, the water of this Zimu River is really amazing! Even the Eight Precepts, which have reached the realm of the Great Luo Dao Fruit, cannot avoid the end of pregnancy.

At this moment, Tang Sanfu was a little lucky, fortunately he didn't have the spirit of a scientist, otherwise he would probably be pregnant!

"Thank you, great, handsome, and reliable Master!"

The third princess and Sha Jingting are carefully studying by Bajie's side, and they are the most surprised that men are pregnant!

"You say, could the child in this belly be a little pig?"

"Quite possibly!"

"Third princess, how do you say that the child in the belly of the senior brother should come into the world?"

Glancing up and down at Bajie, the third princess blushed and said, "I...... I don't know~! ”

Listening to the discussion in his ears, Bajie looked at the sky even more lovelessly. It's so gray!

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