Chapter 009: Hongmen Banquet
As soon as the waiter went to Cheng Enyou, he volunteered to introduce: "This store has its own characteristics, all the raw materials are freshly purchased, and there is no gutter oil poisoned eggs." β
"How do you know if you opened this store?"
"Xiao Nuo, if you don't believe it, just try." Cheng Enyou turned the turntable.
"What is this?"
"Fried shrimp, why haven't you eaten shrimp?"
Xiao Nuo took a chopstick and chewed it in his mouth, it was crispy and a little Q, and he had a good grasp of the heat, but it didn't seem to be like the shrimp he usually ate, and even the shrimp head was gone.
"You'll be thirsty just by eating dried shrimp, so it's best to drink some soup before eating." Cheng Enyou presented a bowl to one person, he picked up the spoon and ate it with relish, and this soup is really good, the taste is mellow and not greasy, there is a faint medicinal smell in it, it should be put Chuanbei, angelica and the like.
"This popping beef ball is their specialty, everyone who comes must try it, you guys try it!"
Bursting beef balls? Hearing this name, Meng Zeyu almost squirted out of his mouth, he coughed dryly and drank a mouthful of soup, and watched Cheng Enyou clip a chopstick to Xiao Nuo. This thing tastes soft and soft, saying that it is a cow ball but it is a bit like beef tendon, Xiao Nuo chewed it for a long time before swallowing it, but the word bursting pulp lives up to its name, every bite will have juice overflowing, and the last one will explode her mouth, the only deficiency is that the smell is not clean enough.
"Xiang Xi, this is good, it's similar to the oden we usually eat, but it's more chewy and slippery."
Xia Xiangxi also tried it, and nodded frequently after eating.
"Then try this stir-fried belly again."
"Enyou......"
"Meng Zeyu, be careful of choking to death if you interject again!"
Next, Cheng Enyou came to explain the color and flavor one by one, coaxing Xiao Nuo and Xia Xiangxi to eat a lot, but he didn't eat a few bites. Anyway, it was his own unlucky money that he spent, and he ate it a little bit, Xiao Nuo let go of his stomach like this, this meal had soup and water, meat and vegetarian food and snacks, and his stomach bulged out a few centimeters when he let go of himself. Just as she was discussing with Xia Xiangxi about going to the checkout, she saw Cheng Enyou who had just come back from the bathroom. The man had a POS receipt in his hand, which made Xiao Nuo unable to read it.
"You're done?"
"It's over, 2580."
β2580οΌβ Xiao Nuo slapped the table and stood up, "Are you sure there is no decimal point in between?" β
"Nope."
"We only ate five dishes and a snack, how can it be so expensive?"
"It's not anything ordinary, of course it's expensive."
"Isn't it an ordinary thing, isn't it just ordinary beef balls, shrimp dumplings, pork knuckle soup or something? Cheng Enyou, don't be so naΓ―ve, okay, in order to ask for Russia, we will come to a black shop, and I will not pay this money with Xiang Xi. β
Cheng Enyou took a toothpick in his mouth, and immediately dyed his face full of evil energy, "Who said it was beef balls and shrimp dumplings?" β
"What do you mean?"
Cheng Enyou pointed to an empty plate and said leisurely: "This is not a cow pill, but a cow testosterone, and this is not a pig's foot soup, but a proper bullwhip soup, and this is not a shrimp dumpling, it is a placenta crab roe dumpling, and it is a skin made of fresh placenta, I don't know if the two classmates feel that the blood is surging, and the whole body is hot and unbearable?" β
What is it? Cow testicles/pills? Bullwhip? Placenta!
"There is also this fried squeak, this one is the most powerful, it uses the meat of newborn mice, and after it is dragged out, it is wrapped in flour and thrown into the oil pan to be fried, and then wrapped in white film with coriander sauce. Think about those little mice, when they are born, they squeak, when they are covered in flour, when they are thrown into the oil pan and then they squeak, isn't that a very apt name? Do you feel extra tender and smooth, like eating cod sticks? β
"Cheng Enyou!" Before Xiao Nuo finished speaking, Xia Xiangxi ran outside and vomited, Xiao Nuo couldn't stop his nausea and went to the bathroom together.
"Eunyou, you're going too far."
"What did I go too far?"
Meng Ze replied angrily: "Why is what you said different from what I discussed, why did you lie to them so much?" β
Cheng Enyou patted the POS ticket on his hand, where is 2580 on it, it is obviously 258.
"Aze, I'm not a good old man like you, and it's me who kissed the rat's butt, not you."
"We said that we were only scaring them at the end, why did you say anything about blowing up three squeaks?"
"Who made them so stupid, I haven't ordered so many strange things on the menu, I can't even eat fish rolls, I just believe it casually, this can't be relied on me, it's really a waste of such a good restaurant that specializes in curiosities."
"You're getting more and more out of proportion!"
Seeing Meng Zeyu chasing him out, Cheng Enyou's face was full of disdain, "What's the use of an afterthought, you and the muddy ones want to offend both sides, what kind of good buddy are I." β
Meng Zeyu explained to them that it didn't work much for a long time, especially Xia Xiangxi, seeing that her face was so white that she even vomited out what she had eaten all day. In the end, it was Xiao Nuo who confronted the boss before he believed Meng Zeyu's words, cow testicles, pill cows, whip soup, fried three squeaks or anything, only the small shrimp was actually a peach blossom insect fished out of the river, although the insects were a little disgusting, but it was a river fresh that was often eaten in the Miao family in the south.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
Xiao Nuo didn't buy it at all, "You and that Cheng Enyou are obviously in the same group, what grandson are you pretending to be apologizing now?" β
"Eunyou and I really want to scare you, but it's just to scare, I didn't know you would have such a big reaction."
"You dare to argue with yourself! You call me the one surnamed Cheng, we have to solve this matter today! β
Seeing Xiao Nuo roll up his sleeves, Meng Zeyu hurriedly bowed his head and bowed, "I shouldn't say any excuses this time when we were really wrong, classmate Xiao, don't worry, I will find a way to compensate you." β
"You are small, then you know that scumbag parents, right, call his parents to lead people now, I just want to see what kind of father and mother can teach such a son!"
"I don't have a father." Cheng Enyou, who suddenly appeared behind everyone, said coldly.
"Do you dare not admit it, or do you have a father and mother who teach you? Now you want to be a turtle with a shrunken head, don't you? β
"Yinuo, don't say it, forget it, let's go back."
Regardless of Xia Xiangxi's dissuasion, Xiao Nuo is an unreasonable and unforgiving temper on weekdays, and now that he suffers this loss, will he let go of Cheng Youyou?
"Cheng Enyou, you have to apologize today!"
"Apologize?" This person's eyes suddenly turned cold, and when he approached Xiao Nuo, he threatened: "I have never learned how to apologize. β
"Okay, you're pushing me, aren't you?" Xiao Nuo rolled up his sleeves, "Sister is not afraid." β
In the face of Cheng Enyou's provocation, Xiao Nuo grabbed his collar with a preemptive strike, she had practiced taekwondo, although she didn't last long, she knew a few tricks.
"Eun-"
Cheng Enyou also became serious, and after a while, he scuffled with the man, no matter how he said it, he was 10 cm taller than Xiao Nuo, how could he not beat her.
"Don't fight."
"One promise, one promise!"
The tables and chairs next to them had already suffered, and the boss had no choice but to persuade Xia Xiangxi and Meng Zeyu to fight. But these two are stubborn, and they start the fire because they don't recognize it and only care about themselves. Xiao Nuo, who had no advantage under the pull, fell behind, and was about to take a punch if she was not paying attention, she saw Xia Xiangxi flashing towards her, followed by a sound of glass breaking.
"Xiang Xi ......"
Xiao Nuo swallowed her saliva, Xia Xiangxi, who was in front of her, was facing Cheng Enyou, and the boy's fine forehead hair was attached to the tip of Xia Xiangxi's nose. Xia Xiangxi obviously looked frightened, but he still forced himself to stare at the man's eyes.
His eyes were full of loneliness, like a little wolf cub lost in the wilderness. She glanced at Cheng Enyou's right hand with blood, and the punch should have landed on her face, but in the end he changed direction and smashed the glass table next to him.