Chapter 91: The title is eaten by the author.
Zen Master Wuchao could no longer maintain the mystery on his face, and said in astonishment: "Master Xuanzang, where did you learn this "Many Heart Sutras"? ”
Tang San smiled and said, "Master Xuanzang? Ignoring this question, Tang Sanfu changed the topic and said: "The old Zen master said that the road to the west is difficult and dangerous, I don't know if you can tell me, how many tribulations are waiting for the poor monks?" ”
Wuchao Zen Master was still struggling with Tang Sanfu's "Duoxin Sutra", robbing him of the opportunity to pretend to be forced, seeing Tang Sanfu's serious and serious expression, he couldn't help but answer: "Journey to the West is difficult, I'm just starting a head here, and listen to my orders......"
Then, as expected by Tang Sanfu, Zen Master Wuchao recited the limerick poem that could be called a spoiler.
This is a limerick poem that can be called a spoiler, Tang Sanfu doesn't care about spoilers, if you want to talk about spoilers, who can spoil the Morse code in his hand? What really made him care was the opening sentence of Wuchao Zen Master: "Journey to the West is ninety-nine eighty-one difficult!" ”
Journey to the West, learning scriptures from the west is learning scriptures from the west, it's a big deal to add a journey to the west, there are not a few powerful people in the Three Realms who know this matter, and there are many people who know that ninety-nine eighty-one is difficult, but who would say Journey to the West?
This is not a tour, let alone a dinner, this is a trip to learn from many disasters and difficulties.
Even if it is Rulai, he is also serious about learning scriptures, otherwise he will not tolerate Tang San's funeral again and again.
And now, it can be said that Da Ri Rulai, one of the living Buddhas of Buddhism, the only surviving prince of the Golden Crow among the top ten golden crows, actually said the word Journey to the West? If you want to say that he is not a traverser, who believes it?
"Wukong, Bajie, do it!"
Wukong and Bajie, who had already received the information, rushed towards Wuchao Zen Master under Tang San's burial order.
Wukong held the golden hoop stick as a stick, and the eight-ring and nine-toothed nail rake beckoned towards the Wuchao Zen Master.
How terrible is Sun Wukong's cultivation that has not been pressed under Wuzhi Mountain by Rulai? No one knew before, but now, everyone knows!
I saw that the eight-precept and nine-tooth nail rake nailed the Wuchao Zen Master to the ground, Wukong fell with a stick, and suddenly the Wuchao Zen Master fainted!
There is no earth-shattering scene of life and death, with the peak cultivation of Sun Wukong's Da Luo Dao Fruit, he sneaked up on a Wuchao Zen master who had just cultivated Da Luo Dao Guo not long ago, it was simply a hand-to-hand capture!
Looking at the unconscious Wuchao Zen Master, Tang Sanyu smiled and said secretly: "Master, do you say that the Wuchao Zen Master is killed, or killed, or killed?" ”
Looking at the Wuchao Zen Master who fell to the ground through Tang San's burial, Situ Yi smiled and said, "After all, it is one of the living Buddhas of the Buddha Gate, Da Ri Rulai, just kill it like this, it's not good, it's better for you to stew him and eat it." You know, this is the golden crow of Da Luo Daoguo, maybe he can inherit his talent Sun True Fire? ”
Listening to the first half of the sentence, Tang San's funeral was a pity, but the second half of the sentence made Tang San's funeral eyes brighten immediately!
"Eaten? Good! Just eat it, maybe the poor monk will be able to have the sun and the real fire! ”
When Zen Master Wuchao woke up, he found that all his mana had disappeared and he was tied to the Fusang tree! In front of him, Tang San was busy with several people.
Zen Master Wuchao's eyes were full of incomprehension and anger! Who is he? He is one of the living Buddhas of Buddhism! He is the only surviving Golden Crow Prince! In his identity, who would dare to be disrespectful to him?
"Why?"
is directing Bajie to cut down Fusang wood and pile it up as firewood, the third princess is constantly attracting water to pour into a cauldron, and Wukong is lighting Fusang wood. Fusang wood is Fusang wood in the end, and ordinary ordinary fires can't be lit at all!
As soon as Tang Sanfu heard the Wuchao Zen Master behind him speak, he immediately said in surprise: "Hey, woke up so early? Wukong, don't light the fire yet, let's talk about it after you're stunned. ”
"Huh. Here it comes. The Monkey King, whose face was dark, answered and hurried with a stick.
Zen Master Wuchao was suddenly shocked and shouted, "Don't! Don't don't, don't have something to say! ”
"What else is there to say! If you insult my senior brother and my apprentice, that's how it should be! ”
Wuchao Zen Master was suddenly puzzled, why did I insult your senior brother and apprentice? I admit to insulting your apprentice, but do you still have a senior brother?
Seeing the puzzlement of Wuchao Zen Master, Tang Sanfu immediately smiled and said: "Come on, come on, the poor monk will introduce the prince, the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, my senior brother!" Over there. Pointing to Zhu Bajie, who was chopping wood, he said: "Marshal Tianpeng ex-Tianpeng, Chang'e's husband, Zhu Bajie, my eldest apprentice!" ”
Pointing to the third princess who was recruiting water, he said: "That, the third princess of the Dragon King of the West Sea, Ao Cunxin, my sister-in-law!" The wife of my elder brother Yang Jian. I see? ”
Looking at the increasingly puzzled look in the eyes of the Wuchao Zen Master, Tang Sanfu folded his hands and said: "Introduce yourself, the poor monk Tang San is buried, the gods are buried and the immortals are buried, and it is rumored that Tang San is buried in the rivers and lakes who can live forever by eating a bite of meat from a poor monk!" ”
"Impossible! Impossible! Am I mistaken? Is it a burial, not a collection of the three Tibets? Zen Master Wuchao muttered to himself.
"Okay, now that you're dead, you're a ghost, brother, do it!"
Seeing Wukong getting closer and closer, the undisguised killing intent, Wuchao Zen Master was a spirit, and suddenly shouted: "No! You can't kill me, I'm one of the Buddhas in the world, I'm the Prince of the Golden Crow! You can't kill me! ”
"Great Sage! Great Sage! I was wrong before, and I apologize to you here, but the Great Sage, you were deceived, do you know? Zen Master Wuchao writhed and yelled.
Wukong stopped suspiciously, looked at Zen Master Wuchao and said, "I was deceived? Who have I been scammed with? ”
"You were deceived by him, he is not your master Tang San's burial! He's a fake! He's a fake monk! It's a demon who has been taken away, and you can't cultivate the right result when you get to Lingshan to learn the scriptures from the west, and you can't get rid of bad luck! The strong desire to survive made Wuchao Zen Master look at Zhu Bajie and said: "Zhu Bajie, you have fallen into the fate of today's pig-headed human body.
Now, if you want to follow this fake monk to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, after arriving in the West Heaven, not only will you not be able to get the right result, but you may also be punished by Rulai! ”
"Now you release the deity, and then take down this fake monk, with the identity of the deity Buddha Gate Dari Rulai, it is enough to expose the true face of this fake monk, and clear your name, and even, even the deity can be the master, in the Buddha Gate to seek a good identity for you! Wouldn't it be beautiful then? ”
Wukong and Bajie looked at each other speechlessly, and they both saw an inexplicable meaning in each other's eyes, which was a kind of wanting to laugh out loud.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
Zen Master Wuchao looked at the laughing crowd, a little overwhelmed, and didn't understand what he said wrong?