Chapter 224: Wearing two scarves together is warm
At this time, Pei Kai proposed: "If it doesn't work, let the lovely people come!" She is an assistant in Aunt Ke's studio, and her drawing skills are also good. ”
"Well, it works! Tang Keren's girl has a detective mind...... "Yi Fan agreed with Pei Kai for the first time, and proposed to Lu Han, "Otherwise, let Tang Keren be your assistant during this time!" ”
Lu Han agreed.
I couldn't help muttering, it seems that Yi Fan and Pei Kai have a harmonious conversation? Is this on the same front?
Just thinking about it, Lu Han's phone rang, and it was an unfamiliar number.
"Hey, who's that?"
As soon as he opened his mouth, he heard a voice on the other end of the phone scolding viciously:
"The surname is Lu, I'll grass your uncle!!"
Lu Han was startled: "Who are you?" ”
"You say! What kind of heart do you have? For Mao to frame Lao Tzu?! ”
No need to ask, I, Yi Fan, and Pei Kai immediately heard that it was a dead mouse!
But some people don't understand that he suddenly wants to scold Lu Han for Mao?
And Lu Han was even more confused, only feeling inexplicable, and he didn't have a good airway:
"Hey, who the hell are you?"
"Lao Tzu is your ancestor!!!" Ni Zihao continued to scold and question, "You say, for Mao, you want to use Lao Tzu as a shield?!" ”
"You're insane, aren't you?" Lu Han suddenly became angry, "Inexplicable! ”.
Then hang up.
But Ni Zihao is still chasing and fighting? Lu Han was too lazy to answer, as long as the phone came over, he would press it. Ni Zihao finally gave up after going back and forth several times, but the goal turned to Yi Fan again.
"Zihao, what's wrong?" Yi Fan answered.
Ni Zihao: "Chris, are you with the surname Lu?" ”
"yes, what's wrong?"
"Where are you? Lao Tzu is going to come over and cut down the !! surnamed Lu Ni Zihao said ruthlessly.
Yi Fan frowned and was very irritable: "Why are you sick again?!" Lu Han recruited you and provoked you?!
"You don't care!! Tell me, where are you? Ni Zihao was furious.
"Jiaye Mountain Villa, you ...... the words first" Yi Fan didn't finish speaking, and the phone over there hung up.
At this time, none of us knew that the poor comrade rat was mistaken for Lu Han for a trip to Beijing, so he returned to Ancheng in embarrassment.
"What's wrong with you and Zihao? He said he was going to come and cut you. Yi Fan asked Lu Han.
Lu Han looked confused: "I don't know!" He just called? The tail number of 2882? ”
Yi Fan nodded in confirmation.
"This madman?!" Lu Han frowned, "Young Master Ben didn't recruit him, why did I use him as a shield?" What's in the way? Forget it, leave him alone! ”
"I'll ask him later. Lu Han, you and Pei Kai talk first, and then call Tang Keren when you turn around. Yi Fan said, turned to me again, and ordered angrily, "You, follow me to the study!" ”
The old lady was confused, she just talked to Xiaokai and talked to me again, what is he going to do? Love triangle to talk about?
……
My hunch is accurate!
In the upstairs study, Yi Fan didn't close the door, and there was the lady's mustard yellow scarf on the sofa. He touched the scarf around his neck and asked me:
"You sent the scarf?"
"Hmm!"
"I also sent Pei Kai two? Pink-purple? ”
"Hmm."
I generously admit that I want to say who you two ladies gave it to, my mother doesn't care, just don't give it to me.
But when the words came to his mouth, he couldn't say it, maybe he still had expectations for Yi Fan; But maybe I have evil thoughts......
Hmph, didn't Liu Ye say that the old lady deliberately hung a few men and didn't let go?
In this case, then the old lady will really hang once!
Anyway, now the family is in a state of despair, and my mother is in a deep crisis. Pei Kai and Yi Fan, the old lady is hanging, whoever can help me save my mother, I will fuck with whom!
I'm evilly playing my own little calculations, who knows......
God laughed: Xia Luo, do you think they are idiots?
No, Yi Fan began to debunk it, lit a cigarette and paused, took a deep breath and suddenly asked:
"Two for him, two for me...... So what do you wear? ”
Straight to the point, it made me panic a little. At this time, he couldn't deceive him with silky eyes and sweet words, saying: Do you need to ask, I must be wearing your one!
Xia Luo likes mustard yellow, there is wood?
Xia Luo likes you Yi Fan, there is wood?
Maybe it was because Pei Kai was downstairs at this time, maybe it was because the old lady's "" skills were not enough after all, and she couldn't say the hypocritical sweet words, so she could only avoid it with a flustered look:
"I, I have a scarf!"
Yi Fan snuffed out his cigarette, walked over and picked up the lady's mustard yellow scarf, smiled strangely at the corner of his mouth, and said sarcastically:
"I suddenly felt that the pink purple with mustard yellow was quite beautiful! Either...... You accept both ladies', change the circumference, or intertwine the circumference, which is good. ”
When the words fell, I suddenly became even more flustered.
What does he mean?
One glance piercing that I want to hang two men? Or is he sarcastically mocking me for being debauched and improper?
You know, the word "intertwined" has to make people think about it, not to mention me, the "big dirty woman"?
Suddenly, the skin of the human being was torn off, and the fox's tail was exposed, and I was annoyed and angry:
"What do you mean?!"
Yi Fan snorted coldly and raised his eyebrows: "You know, either choose one to wear, or take both back!" ”
That puts the talk away?
Nima, before the old lady's evil thoughts could be implemented, she was recognized by your two stinky men?
Draft uncle!
Although he was very embarrassed and embarrassed in his heart, he still had to pick up his hand on the surface, pretending to be indifferent, hooking his lips and sneering, raising his eyebrows and asking:
"This is the result of your conversation with Pei Kai?"
"Yes!"
Yi Fan replied firmly, there was no longer affection in his pupils, but with some disdain for his mother?
It made me even more embarrassed, but the matter has come to this, so I just tear my face!!
Thinking of this, I stepped forward shamelessly, held my head high and said unashamed words at him, playing a scoundrel:
"Hmph, the old lady won't take it back! Don't choose one! What can you do with me?! ”
Yi Fan was not afraid, stared at me gloomily, and said provocatively:
"What, do you want a three-P?"
Do you need to say it so dirty?!
You dead bisexual!!
The old lady can't wait to put you "on the spot", and directly knock you down, first, rape, later, and castration!
Of course, if I do that, I'm going to lose completely, and it seems like that's going to happen......
"Isn't it possible?" I raised my eyebrows again, held my head high and approached him closer, and said more unashamedly, "The two scarves are intertwined and worn together, so that it is warm; Two men soak together, it's exciting! ”
After saying this ridiculous remark, the old lady snatched the mustard yellow scarf from his hand, wrapped it around his neck without hesitation, threw him a fierce glare, and turned around and went out.
Don't give him a chance to ridicule me further!
Liu Yifan looked at my back in disappointment behind him, sighed heavily, and was hesitating to untie the men's scarf around his neck and throw it to me, at this time......
Downstairs came the sound of Ni Zihao fighting and scolding his mother!
……
Nothing else, we quickly went downstairs.
I saw Ni Zihao baring his teeth and angrily chasing Lu Han all over the house; And Lu Han's hippie smile did not fight back, and he dodged as light as a swallow; Pei Kai sighed and shook his head on the side, unable to pull Ni Zihao at all.
Therefore, subduing the demon king of the mixed world has to depend on the cold wolf.
"Stop Lao Tzu!!" Yi Fan shouted, "Ni Zihao, are you a kindergarten in my home?!" When you're a three-year-old kid?! ”
When the words fell, Ni Zihao stopped chasing, although he was still indignant.
And after Pei Kai looked back at me and Yi Fan in surprise, he immediately blushed and was very unhappy. It's just that the old lady actually wore the mustard yellow scarf given to Yi Fan around her neck, which made Pei Kai mistakenly think that I had made a choice: Yi Fan.
At this time, I don't have time to explain, I have to find out what happened to Ni Zihao first, right?
I wanted to step forward and say something consoling, but when I thought of Ni Zihao's "overlord hard bow" that night, the old lady felt embarrassed and a little angry.
No way, I had to squeeze my eyes at Pei Kai, suggesting that he should take the opportunity to ask Ni Zihao in good words.
Although Pei Kai was still unhappy with me in his heart, he did not refuse my hints. After Ni Zihao returned to the sofa and sat down, he told the story of the "inexplicable trip to Beijing".
After listening to it, I suddenly realized, and then I learned that the two brothers Yi Ni were able to get back together, and it was all due to Lu Han!
It seems that there is indeed no lack of great wisdom in these two goods, although ......
He's a dead gay!
After finishing speaking, Ni Zihao kept scolding:
"Lao Tzu slept well, but he was inexplicably put into a sack and transported to this bastard's house!" Ni Zihao said, glaring at Lu Han fiercely, "Nima, I'm really holding my breath!" The surname is Lu, dare you to be treated at home? ”
Lu Han smiled: "Yes, my old man treated me like this, so I don't go home!" ”
"Don't mention your old man! Hmph, what's there to stink? I caught the wrong person, and I asked Lao Tzu to help you replace Mao? Can I fucking help you kid replace me?! Ni Zihao was still indignant.
Yi Fan pursed his lips to hold back the snickering at the corner of his mouth, and asked Ni Zihao: "Why did you catch the wrong person?" Can your own son still catch the wrong one? ”
"Don't ask me!" Ni Zihao rolled his eyes angrily, "How do I know?!" ”
Lu Han thought about it and thought that it was very likely that he went out to eat that night, and it happened that Ni Zihao was the only one left in the room, and the kidnappers only verified the room number but not the person, so he mistakenly took Ni Zihao for him.
"You mean, the kidnappers only know that they want to kidnap the guests of room number 1906, and they don't know that the person they want to kidnap is your young master of the Lu family?" Yi Fan asked.
"It's possible!" Lu Han nodded and analyzed, "After being kidnapped back by my father on the night of the music festival, I was also wary of him. He won't do the same trick a second time, so this time he didn't let Beijing's bodyguards come, but let the locals of Ancheng carry it out? ”
"Humph! Who doesn't know me Ni Zihao in Ancheng? Can this also be tied wrong?! Ni Zihao was still angry.
"Pull it down! Do you really think you're a star? Yi Fan rolled his eyes, stinking him.
Ni Zihao was about to argue, but was interrupted by me, who couldn't bear it, and shouted:
"That's it!! You're not done, is that all you have to do?! It's not Lu Han's fault! ”
The old lady can more or less suppress him, and after Ni Zihao glanced at me very embarrassedly, he also closed his mouth.
"The most important thing now is my mother's case, Ni Zihao, can you stop stirring up?!"
The last two words made Lu Han burst out laughing;
And the corners of Pei Kai's mouth also couldn't help laughing;
Only Yi Fan was expressionless, still staring at me gloomily, as if he could see my selfishness at a glance?
As for Ni Zihao, he was even more embarrassed, pouting and whispering in defense:
"Who, who's messing with?"
I didn't bother to bother with it, so I gave him a hard look.
Lu Han also took the opportunity to beckon everyone to sit around and start chatting about the case, without avoiding Pei Kai at all......
"Now the police only have witnesses and a necklace as evidence, and they have not found the murder weapon. During the police interrogation, the aunt never spoke, and they could only deduce the motive for the killing, and they could not sign the detention...... These are our opportunities! Lu Han said, directly arranging tasks for everyone, "From tomorrow onwards, everyone will act separately, and I will be responsible for communicating with my aunt to see if I can find a breakthrough from the kidnappers; Yi Fan is in charge of the line of the sanitation station, go to the traffic police brigade to check the Skynet surveillance video, and be sure to find the garbage truck and two eyewitnesses; Xiao Kai and Luoluo worked hard, along the line from the Yufu Guanlan Community to the garbage dump, and took the photo of their aunt to find passers-by and ask carefully to see if they could find other witnesses. Do you understand? ”
At this time, Lu Han is the leader, who made him a lawyer? Besides, he's the oldest here!
Hehe, the boss of the second cargo!
"No problem!"
Pei Kai and Yi Fan and I all agreed.
Seems to have forgotten that there is someone else who has nothing to do?