Chapter 293: Yasuo, who is a slut!

After wiping away her tears, Ruiwen looked at Chen Yi aggrieved again, touched her flat stomach and said, "I'm hungry, I want to eat." ”

Chen Yi: "No problem!"

Under the moonlight, Chen Yi and Rui Wen dealt with today's dinner, took out two spare white candles from their wallets and lit them, plus a dinner cloth, this is the legendary candlelight dinner, it would be better if the object sitting next to them was Zina or other women, who knew that it was Rui Wen, this woman who did not admit it.

Rui Wen turned her grief and anger into appetite, solved the eight stabs of Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles, wiped her mouth and still felt unsatisfied, she thought that instant noodles were such a thing, even if she ate it for a lifetime, she would not get tired of it.

Chen Yi used to think the same way, when he was a child, it was difficult to eat instant noodles, and when he got to college, he had a perforated stomach when he ate noodles every day, and only when he had to do so, he took instant noodles to pay for rice.

With a full burp, Rui Wen fell comfortably on the turf, chewing on the chewing gum that Chen Yi gave her in her mouth.

"I found that I couldn't eat my food after eating your food. While chewing, Rui Wen said.

"The prince also said so, and now the royal family of Demacia is eating what I have. ”

Speaking of the prince this time, Rui Wen was no longer angry: "I also want to go to your world to see, as you said, to see if you can find a true love." ”

"As long as you don't dance knives and guns at every turn, it's still very simple to find a man, there are more men and fewer women in my world, and women are very popular, as long as you look good, there are generally people who want it. Chen Yi said.

"Are there many women of my type in your world?"

"Not much. ”

"Are there any people you know?"

"Yes, a heroine named Mulan. ”

"Mulan, she's just like me, she's going to go to the battlefield to kill the enemy, and she's as strong as me?"

Chen Yi slept uncomfortably, turned sideways, and looked at Rui Wen: "I'll tell you her story, after listening, you will know." ”

"Good. ”

Chirp and chirp, Mulan is a household weaving...

With the tranquility under the starry sky, with vernacular on one side and ancient text on the other, Chen Yi told the deeds of Hua Mulan in this way.

At this time, Ruiwen also closed her eyes, imagining in her mind how powerful the woman named Mulan was in Chen Yi's mouth.

"She's so similar to me, and we'll have a lot to say if we meet her. Rui Wen longed.

"No way, she's been dead for more than 1,500 years. ”

"Alas, what a shame. Rui Wen lamented.

Chen Yi really wants to say that Mulan 412~502 years, it is a miracle to be able to live to be ninety years old at that time.

"On our side, fighting a war has always been a man's business, and I don't know why you are a woman, why do you want to fight, what do you think?"

"I don't have any feelings, I joined the army when I was young, and at that time I could only eat enough in the army, just to live longer. Riven explained.

"The first time you killed someone, how did it feel?"

"I threw up for a whole month, but then I got used to it and I didn't feel sick anymore. "Rivien was drowsy.

"The first time I killed someone, it was very uncomfortable afterwards, but I knew that I would have to kill sooner or later, so I quickly adapted to it, and it didn't have the same big sequelae as you. ”

"Huhu~" Rui Wen only had snoring on her end, she was really tired.

Chen Yi took out a quilt from the field equipment box, draped it on Rui Wen, and said to the sky: "Good night!"

.....

When she woke up the next day, Rui Wen was nowhere to be found, and after checking around, there was no trace of her.

But there was a confession she left on her phone, which read.

"When you see this message, I've been gone for a long time, and you don't have to look for me, because I won't let you find it, I'm very happy when I'm with you, it's something I've never experienced before, maybe that's what other people like, anyway, I think so, no one else treats me as a woman, only you will, in you I can find the value of being a woman, a thousand words can't be said, if no one wants it by then, I'll come back to you, by the way, I also took the unopened snacks yesterday, and beat the tooth sacrifice!^_^”

After Chen Yi finished reading this paragraph, he casually threw his mobile phone aside, and said to himself: "The female man actually has a tender side, or the charm of the brother is too great, and even the female devil can't stop it." ”

Chen Yi replied: (smiling expression)

Rui Wen: (cute expression)

Seeing this expression, Chen Yi's goosebumps fell to the ground, is this still the Rui Wen who didn't even blink his eyes when he cut off three wolf heads? I can't believe it!

Chen Yi: "Promise me, live well!"

Rivien: "I will." ”

.....

When Chen Yi threw Yasuo out of his wallet, he was already out of breath, lying on the ground like a dead dog, and he didn't respond to kicking him.

Immediately remembered that Yasuo hadn't eaten anything until yesterday, so it must be that he was faint from hunger.

The cheekbones that went down from his cheeks, this is what it looks like to be hungry, thanks to his own memory, if Yasuo was starved to death, it would really hurt the hearts of a large number of fans.

Half an hour later

Yasuo sat on the ground with his eyes closed, and he didn't wash a lump of yellow things on his head, while Chen Yi was cooking noodles here.

"To eat or not to eat, this thing smells good!"

It's already like this, Yasuo still has to pretend to be forced, pointing to the sky and grabbing the earth: "Even if I Yasuo starves to death, eats tree bark, and eats mud, I won't eat a bite of you!"

This is familiar to Chen Yi, it seems to be an episode of the Metamorphosis, in which there is a guy named Wang Jingze, who said that even if he starves to death, dies outside, or jumps from here, he will not eat a little.

Yasuo, like Wang Jingze, was stubborn on his lips, but he was still affected by his stomach, and he looked at the instant noodles and sucked his saliva angrily.

"Don't eat it, don't be ashamed, who do you think you are!" Chen Yi eats soft and not hard, thinking that Lao Tzu, as the protagonist, will personally give you noodles under his own, others have not had this kind of treatment, what happened to the popular hero?

Another half an hour later.

Yasuo was holding a Jingzhen porcelain bowl, filled with noodles, and sucked the soup into his mouth, with an expression on his face that was completely inconsistent with his usual serious face, while squinting his eyes and smiling: "It's so fragrant!"

"Cheap!" Chen Yi quipped.

A big pot of noodles, Chen Yi didn't eat a few, but they were all eaten by Yasuo, according to him, since he left Ionia, he hadn't eaten a full meal, this time it was the fullest meal he ate during his wandering, and it would make him unforgettable for the rest of his life!