Text Text_Chapter 28 The fat ones are the same as the pigs
"Master, this is ......"
"Car keys, damn it, it took me a long time to make a temporary one."
"Car...... Car keys? Forehead...... This is too ......."
Looking at the extremely simple and strange items in his hand, Hou Ziang didn't know how to evaluate Hu Xiaopeng's aesthetics.
"Too what? If you hadn't taken my key, would I have been able to do this? ”
"Don't you know that my car has a biometric system? Without my authorization, or without my fingerprints, no one wants to drive away from this car, just have a key and a fart, as long as Lao Tzu likes it, the cars on the street will get you a key to open in minutes. ”
"Hurry up and give me the key, the broken thing in your hand should be dying, the temporary thing is too unstable, I just felt that it was about to explode, and I will get out of the car and throw it in the trash can."
"What? Explode? ”
Hearing Hu Xiaopeng's words, Hou Ziang found that the "car key" in his hand was indeed a little hot, a bomb about the same size as a cigarette box, it was basically equivalent to a grenade that exploded from time to time and was held in his hand, even if it couldn't be blown up, it would be scared to death, where would he wait to get out of the car? I saw that Hou Ziang didn't care about the prohibition of throwing objects from the car window, opened the window and threw it out.
"I'll make it, you ......"
Seeing Hou Ziang's movements so fast, Hu Xiaopeng couldn't stop it, so he had to hurriedly look at the back of the car, and only then did he relax when he saw that he didn't hit anyone or the car.
"Are you crazy? What do you do if you hit someone? It's a shame that you're a policeman, if you're filmed by the surveillance, you'll see if you're still scared. ”
Although he didn't hit anyone, Hu Xiaopeng still opened his mouth to teach a lesson, not for anything else, just the current speed of the car is close to sixty or seventy, at such a speed, even if it is an empty drink bottle, it will cause very serious consequences, not to mention that the "car key" just now is much heavier than the empty drink bottle, if it hits someone's car, it will definitely be like a cannonball.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's not like it didn't hit."
"By the way, I just saw how your car came out of the arena? Could it be that Boss Mu took you to the infield? ”
"It's not an infield, it's their WIN battle room."
"War room? No way...... Really? Isn't that too much, give me a regular outfield ticket and let you go to the war boardroom? ”
"I heard on TV that their war conference room is very powerful, what is it like? Talk to me, hurry up and ......"
Hearing that Hu Xiaopeng was actually watching the game in the war conference room, how could Hou Ziang, who is an IA mechanical fan, not be excited? Of course, he hurriedly asked, but Hu Xiaopeng's answer made Hou Ziang once again wonder if Hu Xiaopeng was really a normal human being.
"There's nothing special in it, but the cake and drinks are good, the cream and fruit of the cake are particularly fresh, and the juice is also freshly squeezed, especially pure, but their barbecue is a little cold, which affects the taste, if only there was a special master to bake, the rest is nothing, no wine to drink, not even ordinary wine, if it is paired with some beer or something, then it is energetic......"
A normal human being, but also a mechanic, when he arrived in the war conference room for internal personnel, he only cared about what was delicious in it, such a thing, not to mention that he couldn't do it, Hou Ziang believed that no one could do it.
"No, I'm going to go to the battle conference room for the next game, and tomorrow night's game, Master, you have to take me with you......"
Thinking that there were still two days left in the competition, Hou Ziang certainly couldn't miss the opportunity, so he hurriedly grabbed Hu Xiaopeng's hand and shook it up and down, not caring at all that Hu Xiaopeng was driving at this time.
"Hey, this time the boss took me in, who knows if I can go in tomorrow, besides, people didn't invite me to go again tomorrow, if I can't get in, how embarrassing?"
In the face of Hu Xiaopeng's explanation, how could Hou Ziang give up? After grinding and soaking for more than ten minutes, Hu Xiaopeng could only reluctantly promise that he would try his luck tomorrow, and don't blame himself if he couldn't get in.
Watching Hou Ziang's excited hands and dances at this time, Hu Xiaopeng really doubted how Hou Ziang's perseverance and patience were raised, and he could be so persistent for one thing, just like he chased himself to apprentice, since half a year ago, after transforming a few flying cars for their branch, Hou Ziang began to grind himself, although he didn't agree in the end, but Hu Xiaopeng never had a private collection of Hou Ziang, what should be said and what should be done was told to Hou Ziang, as for how much Hou Ziang could understand, That's Hou Ziang's own business.
But in fact, Hu Xiaopeng was surprised by Hou Ziang's persistence, but for outsiders, how could Hu Xiaopeng's persistence be weaker than Hou Ziang?
Hu Xiaopeng's dedication to machinery, his addiction and obsession with IA is definitely much higher than Hou Ziang, just like transforming this flying car a few days ago, when Hou Ziang was tired and drowsy, Hu Xiaopeng was still working energetically, such persistence was just Hu Xiaopeng himself did not find it.
When he died at the Arena, Hu Xiaopeng drove for more than an hour, and when he came back, it was actually only more than 40 minutes, and after the car stopped downstairs in Hou Ziang's dormitory, Hu Xiaopeng did not leave directly, but got out of the car with Hou Ziang.
Seeing that Hu Xiaopeng was going to follow him home, Hou Ziang was of course curious and hurriedly asked.
"Master, you ......"
"It's okay, there's no money to pay the Internet bill at home, the Internet is disconnected, go to your house to check something, besides, my clothes and wallet are still in your house......"
After entering the house, Hu Xiaopeng did as he said, went directly to the computer to open it, downloaded a software in a cloud disk, and began to search for things related to WIN on the Internet.
Although tomorrow is Saturday, Hou Ziang does not need to get up early to go to work, but a few days ago he followed Hu Xiaopeng to modify the flying car, and he was really tired enough, plus he squeezed the bus all the way this afternoon, Hou Ziang was already too tired, and it didn't take long after he went home to lie on the bed and fall asleep.
And Hu Xiaopeng found that Hou Ziang was asleep, so he picked up the headphones on the table, and then said softly.
"Dog friend, come out for me, don't sleep......"
"......Shh You and I are you, you know how to eat and sleep, fat and pigs, I think you were only sixty pounds ten years ago, and then look at you now, you are going to run one hundred and ninety pounds. ”
The voice of the dog Xiaoyou came from the earphones, although the voice sounded immature, but the words were like an adult.
"Nonsense, how old was Lao Tzu ten years ago?"
After hearing the words of the dog Xiaoyou, Hu Xiaopeng immediately scolded loudly, but soon realized that his voice was too loud, hurriedly lowered his voice, and continued.
"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and check me up about the latest news about WIN."
"Aren't you just investigating, what else do you want me to do?"
"There are too many messy things on the Internet, and there are so many repetitive things, it's too troublesome, you sort it out for me, hearsay, random analysis, and that kind of special gossip, I don't want it, just professional analysis and information."
"......Shh If you are lazy, just say that you are lazy, don't say useless excuses. ”
"You still say? Believe it or not, I'm going to go to the server right now, delete all your source code, and never think about it again for the rest of your life. ”
"You delete it, you delete it, delete me, I see who can help you......"
"You ......"
Hearing the tone of the dog Xiaoyou's rogue appearance, Hu Xiaopeng was also a little dumbfounded by him, but soon Hu Xiaopeng smiled and said in a low voice.
"Delete how boring you are, I should change your gender, so that you become a little girl, you may be much more civilized, and you won't come out to flirt with your sister paper at every turn...... In the afternoon, you dare to come out, aren't you afraid of being discovered, and then break down your code and study it? When the time comes, you'll not be an artificial intelligence, but an artificial intelligence corpse......"
"Okay, okay, you won, you won? Day by day, I know that I want to change sex, and if I have the ability, let's change together...... Let's see if it hurts you or I hurt......"
"Don't think I dare, believe it or not, I'll change it now?"
"Hmph, I admit defeat, I can't go to find information? But I just took a look, there seem to be a lot of things, and I can't sort them out for a while, so don't bother me, come and see it tomorrow morning, don't turn off the computer, I still have to use it. ”
Dog Xiaoyou seemed to be very impatient, and even urged Hu Xiaopeng not to bother himself, such a character is simply not too much compared to Hu Xiaopeng.
Dog Xiaoyou has been conquered by himself again, of course Hu Xiaopeng will not bother with anything anymore, stretch his waist and stand up, and look at Hou Ziang who was lying on the bed snoring, Hu Xiaopeng couldn't help but smile bitterly.
Hu Xiaopeng was smiling bitterly, this was not because of Hou Ziang's sleeping position, but because Hu Xiaopeng suddenly remembered something.
If he really joins WIN, then he will fight side by side with Xiong Tianci and Wu Long, plus Hou Ziang and Dog Xiaoyou, these people add up, it seems that they are enough to open a zoo, of course, Hu Xiaopeng will never admit that he is a fox......
The computer is still running, and the dog Xiaoyou in it is also busy, although he is just composed of a string of code, if there is no network, at most it is a stand-alone version of the artificial intelligence system, but for Hu Xiaopeng, he is more like a living person, a person who has been by his side since he was a child, and can solve problems for himself, share confusion, and even serve as a spiritual mentor of a family member.
Especially when his father left at an early age, his mother was even more negligent to himself because of his work, and Hu Xiaopeng in the same year did not have any friends, but only the piles of mechanical parts left by his father in his own warehouse, as well as a book of notes written by his father's essay, which made Hu Xiaopeng an alternative who was only addicted to the mechanical world.
Although his father did not compile all the code during his lifetime, he only completed the core part of the code, but even so, Hu Xiaopeng still successfully "resurrected" this code, and slowly added to the enrichment, which gradually became the current artificial intelligence system of Dog Xiaoyou.