Chapter 1: Bang Bang
The saddest thing in life is that the hero saves the beauty, but he dies......
That's right, it's Zhang Ming.
It was at the intersection of the heavy rain, and Zhang Ming saw that a beautiful woman was about to be hit by a speeding car.
In order to save the girl, pretend to be ...... Oh no~ In the fearless spirit of the five good young people of socialism, he resolutely rushed over and knocked the beauty away with his body.
Tragically, he was hit by a car.
When he was dying, he vaguely saw the beautiful woman crying sadly and pounced on him.
At this moment, he was very moved.
Especially when he saw the two mountain peaks shaking when the beauty pounced, he felt for the first time that the hero saving the beauty was really great.
Imagining being hugged by a big-breasted beauty on her big and soft chest later, Zhang Ming felt that it was worth being hit.
After all, it can be regarded as a hero, and it can be regarded as making this beauty cry for herself~
At this time, the beautiful woman had already pounced, and she cried and said to Zhang Ming:
"You're insane? If the old lady wants to commit suicide, you will rob me? ”
Zhang Ming: "What the hell am I...... Poof~"
It could have been rescued, but now he spit out blood directly, and he didn't come up in one breath, and he died......
In a daze, he felt his body flutter.
Slowly opened my eyes, it was still that intersection.
Zhang Ming saw another self lying in front of a car, and the big-breasted beauty was indeed holding his head at the moment, not scolding himself like before, but hurriedly calling the police......
Is that...... Own body?
No, corpses, right?
So now, I am a ghost?
He looked at himself with some illusory souls, and his face was confused!
It is difficult for the ghost of the recent death to accept this fact.
Looking at the woman on the ground holding her corpse and crying constantly, Zhang Ming was not moved at all!
Uncle, if I had been so sensational earlier, I would have been so angry that I couldn't get up and die?
Now that everyone is dead, what's the use of crying?
He watched the ambulance come, the police car came, and then the body was rudely carried into the ambulance~
"Hey, can't you just tap it? That's Lao Tzu's body......" Zhang Mingqi yelled.
But apparently no one else can hear it.
He wanted to go along, but found that he couldn't control his ghost.
For a short time, the ghost cannot leave the place where he died, and he can only follow the corpse unless someone calls out for his soul.
Standing still, it was dark and the rain had stopped.
"How long am I going to stay here? It's boring......"
He tried to leave several times, and found that there seemed to be some kind of force invisibly that prevented him from leaving a few meters of the place of death.
"There's no one, I'm a little scared~"
He looked around, and the streetlights were finally extinguished.
"It's so dark...... Could there be ghosts? ”
He kept talking to himself, and after a while he complained:
"Isn't the ghost here to seduce the soul? Why hasn't it been so long? So inefficient? Can you have a bit of a work ethic? ”
Here he waits and waits, one moment lying down, the other squatting.
"Damn, it's too boring to be a ghost. Why doesn't black and white impermanence come to hook me? It's too disrespectful to the profession of soul hooking! ”
As soon as he finished saying this, he heard a strange voice in the darkness saying:
"Yo, this new ghost who just died, it's really a big breath, and he is ashamed to ask the two adults of black and white impermanence to hook his soul in person."
"That's it, it's the first time I've seen such a showy ghost, more protruding than my waist disc!"
Zhang Ming was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked, "Who?" Who's beeping? ”
In the darkness, five figures floated out, all of them looked like people, but in fact they were all ghosts.
"Boy, it's me, do you know who I am?" A middle-aged male ghost led by a sneer said:
"I'm the ghost boss of this place, in the future, you'll follow me, do you hear?"
Zhang Ming looked at it, then at the other two male ghosts and two beautiful female ghosts, shook his head and said:
"I'm waiting for the ghost to hook the soul, why are you messing around?"
"Hahaha......"
The ghosts laughed, and then the middle-aged ghost said, "Where will the ghost come to hook your soul?" You kid think you have the qualifications? ”
Another beautiful female ghost with glasses spoke: "New ghost, I'll popularize the knowledge points for you." Ordinary souls don't have time to hook up with ghosts, and they all choose whether to go to the underworld or not.
There are two types of ghost hooks. One is a great traitor, and the other is a great good and good person. And who like you has time to take care of you? Hahaha......"
Another male ghost sneered: "That's it, just like you, ordinary ghosts don't care, you just yelled to let black and white impermanence hook you."
Who do you think you are? You still want black and white impermanence to seduce you, why don't you say let them carry you to the underworld? ”
Zhang Ming was embarrassed when he heard this, and was about to say something, but he saw that in the dark, suddenly a big red sedan chair with an ancient appearance flew over.
In front of the sedan chair were two figures, one black and one white, and behind it was a monster with a bull's head and a horse's face.
As soon as these four bodies appeared, the five ghosts who were still very nervous before were so frightened that they knelt directly on the ground and were as silent as cicadas.
Zhang Ming was a little confused, just looking at the two figures with pointed hats, one black and one white, a bit like the legendary black and white impermanence, and the one behind them looked like a bull head and a horse face.
I saw the four of them carry the sedan chair in front of Zhang Ming, and then they were dressed in white, and the pointed hat said Bai Impermanence at first sight, and said respectfully to Zhang Ming:
"Please get on the sedan chair, I'll take you to the underworld!"
Although Zhang Ming was confused, he still looked at the ghosts who were kneeling on the ground and trembling and said:
"See? Is it black and white impermanence and bull head and horse face? Did you come to carry me and invite me to the underworld? ”
In the face of Zhang Ming's snort, the five ghost heads did not dare to raise them.
Just kidding, that's black and white impermanence and bull-headed horses......
Zhang Ming snorted, got into the sedan chair with a big grin, and then the black and white impermanence and the bull head and horse face carried the sedan chair and floated away.
The five ghosts on the ground breathed a sigh of relief, and then a female ghost said with a confused face:
"Ghost boss, is it because we don't know enough about hooking souls, or is there a hallucination in which scene just now?"
And in the same way, Zhang Ming in the sedan chair was also muttering:
"I really don't know if it's the first time Lao Tzu has died, or if they haven't seen a few ghosts. also said that black and white impermanence does not hook the soul, isn't this to hook me? ”
"And I wronged the ghosts before, they are very professional and moral, this service attitude, I still think it's pretty good, and I will give a five-star praise when the time comes!"
Zhang Ming closed his eyes and enjoyed it contentedly, and at the same time made sure that he was really dead.
When he was a little drowsy, he was still thinking in a daze, he was really a little wronged by his death~
Doing good deeds has such a result, and it is estimated that he is the first one.
originally wanted to save the girl, but since then the girl has fallen in love with Zhang Ming.
then married Zhang Ming, walked to the pinnacle of life, and then lived the unashamed life of his dreams. It's a lot during the day, and it's a lot at night......
"Pap~Pap~Pap... Smack......"
Well? What was that?
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