Chapter 7: To Wuzhi Mountain
"Xuanzang, are you cool?" A fat monk asked with a tuft of black hair on top of his head.
"What's cool?" Chen Xuanzang's face was slightly puzzled.
"You're a girl." The fat monk danced with his eyebrows.
"Master, what are you talking about, how can I pick up a girl?" Chen Xuanzang immediately said aggrieved.
"And what do you think about men and women?"
The fat monk then asked.
"Master, the apprentice is dedicated to the Buddha, how can he understand the affairs of men and women!"
Chen Xuanzang replied.
It's just that.
I don't know why.
When he said these two words, Miss Duan's figure always popped up involuntarily in his mind.
Every second that figure appeared, Chen Xuanzang's face was blushing once.
Until the end.
His face turned out to be like a monkey's ass.
The corners of the fat monk's mouth rose slightly, and he glanced at Chen Xuanzang, but he showed a deep smile that he didn't know why.
"Master, how do you eat meat!?"
Chen Xuanzang was shocked.
In his sight, he saw that the fat monk suddenly had an extra goose leg in his hand eating.
"Hey, the monks must be empty, you can't eat meat, the wine passes through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart."
The fat monk laughed.
"You eat my goose legs and don't give you money. Are you craving a bully meal!? ”
The small vendor selling goose meat next to the fat monk pointed a kitchen knife at the fat monk and yelled loudly.
"Apprentice, the master has left beforehand."
The fat monk was so frightened that he trembled, and the goose leg in his hand was even more frightened.
……
After learning the method of subduing the pig demon from the fat monk, Chen Xuanzang returned to Miss Duan's residence.
"Do you still know to come back?"
Meet Chen Xuanzang.
Miss Duan was angry at first, but soon changed to a shy appearance.
"I'm here to get down to business for you."
Chen Xuanzang said seriously.
"Yo yo yo, why are you so serious?"
Miss Duan was messily doing her clothes with both hands, half-jokingly.
"I went back and told my master, who told me that if I want to get rich, there is only one way, and that is to find the ethereal Five Finger Mountain."
"What are you looking for a mountain for?"
Miss Duan was puzzled.
"To be precise, looking for a monkey on Wuzhi Mountain?"
Chen Xuanzang immediately replied.
"That monkey is the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, and his skills are unprecedented, and if he wants to subdue Zhu Gangguan, that is the only way."
"This ...... Do you know where that mountain is? ”
Miss Duan was slightly stunned.
"Well, I don't know ...... yet."
Chen Xuanzang shook his head, but said quickly.
"But I believe that as long as the kung fu is deep and the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle, I will definitely be able to find it!"
"Okay, this girl will believe you this time!"
Miss Duan nodded and jumped down from the mound on the side.
"The owner of the village?"
Side.
Four of the five evils screamed, and they felt very embarrassed that their own village owner agreed to Chen Xuanzang's request so irresponsible.
Sure enough, the IQ of women who fall in love is generally imbecile.
Sisha's status is a bit special, she is Miss Duan's subordinate, but she is also the only female playmate she has been a child since she was a child, because she knows that Miss Duan loves Chen Xuanzang, and she also taught Miss Duan a dance to seduce Chen Xuanzang.
"Shh
Miss Duan covered her mouth at Sisha.
"The surname is Chen, then let's make up our minds, and we will leave early tomorrow morning to find that stinky monkey in that Wuzhi Mountain!"
"Thank you so much, Miss Duan!"
Chen Xuanzang was very happy.
I really didn't see Miss Duan's loss at the moment when she heard him call him.
She originally wanted to use this matter to blackmail Chen Xuanzang into agreeing to be with her, but after thinking about it, she didn't say it.
Although they haven't been together for a long time, she knows Chen Xuanzang too well.
It's not so much that he's iron-clad, it's better to say that he's pedantic.
Even if you put a knife on his neck, I'm afraid you won't be able to make him succumb.
Not to mention.
For her, what can she do even if she can get Chen Xuanzang?
The heart is not with her, and everything is in vain!!
"Roar, Roar, Roar, ......Roar, Roar, Roar, Roar, T
Suddenly, at this very moment.
Not far away, an angry roar came violently, interrupting Miss Duan's thoughts.
Miss Duan immediately raised her head and looked towards the source of the sound.
I saw that they were less than fifty meters away.
A huge figure more than two meters tall and more than five meters long was staring at them with a hideous face.
It's none other than the previous pig Gangguana.
Originally, Su Qiong didn't plan to let him show up, but after thinking about it later, he found that it was better to follow the original plot.
He didn't know the realm of Rulai, but it was definitely much stronger than Zeus, the king of the gods.
Su Qiong wasn't sure that he could fight Rulai, and even, he wasn't sure if he had the strength to fight.
Once he changes the plot too outrageously and is discovered by the old man Rulai, it will definitely do more harm than good to him.
"Look, it's the pig demon, how did he find here?"
The four roared.
"Hurry up and get into the wooden cart!"
Miss Duan frowned, dragged Chen Xuanzang, who had already been stunned, and immediately decided.
"Boom ......"
But.
They hadn't had time to hide in the wooden cart yet.
As soon as the pig was in the air, he hit it directly.
Moment.
The violent impact caused the originally sturdy wooden cart to turn into a pile of planks in an instant.
The other three of the five evils were directly knocked out, and the blood soared......
"Hum ......"
"Hum ......"
Zhu Gangguan's eyes were red, staring at Miss Duan and Chen Xuanzang tightly.
If it's not mistaken, it's these two guys who make it can't go back now when it has a home.
"Evil animal, where to run!"
At this critical moment.
In the mountains and forests, a roar similar to a tiger roaring mountain forest suddenly sounded.
The next moment.
A colorful giant tiger with the same size as the pig gang spur rushed out of the mountain forest.
I take a closer look.
The colorful tiger turned out to be a person's illusion.
It was only vaguely that the human figure appeared.
Pig Gangguan's eyes first froze.
Then he turned his head directly, turned around and ran out.
"Grandma's, count you as a fast runner!"
The tiger shadow shows that he has re-transformed into a thick-eyed man with an authentic Shandong accent.
"Thank you for your help, dare to ask your name!"
Chen Xuanzang trotted to the side of the thick-eyebrow man and said.
"Thank you for your kindness, it's a trivial matter!"
The thick-eyed man waved his hand slightly.
"I heard that you are going to Wuzhi Mountain to find that Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago?"
"This ...... How do you know about strong man? ”
Chen Xuanzang was very puzzled.
"Someone told me this, saying that the exorcist Chen Xuanzang was going to Wuzhi Mountain to find the Monkey King to deal with the pig demon just now!"
The thick-eyed man replied.
(End of chapter)