Chapter 345: The slap in the face is really fragrant
Everyone waited intently, but for a long time they did not see the undead come to eat the dead man's meal. Although Mu Feng continued to beat the dishes and chopsticks without stopping, his brows wrinkled unconsciously.
Seeing that no ghosts had appeared, Mu Yu took out a stick, and there were many white notes tied to the stick, and he explained while waving the stick: "This is a mourning stick, specially for the undead to guide the way." Some ghosts are unable to communicate with people, and when they see the mourning stick, they know that someone is going to send them 'home'. ”
Mu Yu shook for a long time, and even Liang Miaomiao was a little sleepy by him, and yawned.
At their insistence, a gust of wind finally blew, and several dark shadows came out of the darkness in the dark night and floated to the three bowls of rice at the door.
Their faces were dull, stupid and ugly, and they went straight to the three bowls of rice in front of the door.
They squatted or lay on their stomachs, holding the white rice with their hands and eating, and some ghosts didn't even use their hands, they just buried their heads in the white rice and ate it.
But no matter how they ate it, the three bowls of rice were full, as if they had never been moved.
Mu Feng is actually preparing these three bowls of rice in Shi Mi, some ghosts are starved to death, after they die, the feeling of hunger is deeply imprinted in their souls, and they always feel that they are very hungry. Only this method of almsgiving can give them the illusion of having a full meal for a while, but it is only an illusion.
Liang Miaomiao counted, and only four ghosts came when they were full, what about the crowds that they said? Overwhelmed with good promises?
That's a slap in the face.
"Why are you just reincarnated? What about the other ghosts? Mu Feng's face was a little uncomfortable, the news had been broadcast in turn all day, even if they didn't pay attention to the news, word of mouth should be known to everyone!
"We're just here to eat, who said we're going to be reincarnated?"
A few ghosts were at a loss, obviously not knowing about reincarnation. Mu Feng said patiently: "I can surpass you here for free and guide you to reincarnation." ”
I thought they would be grateful, but who knew that as soon as they heard about reincarnation, they would run away. Mu Feng didn't want to mention how angry he was, and a few talismans hit them: "What are you running!" In life, grievances and grievances are eliminated. You are all already dead souls, dust to dust, dust to earth, don't go to reincarnation as soon as possible! ”
Those ghosts were frozen by Mu Feng, and they were so anxious that they screamed, saying that they were doing well and didn't want to be reincarnated.
"We died a normal death, first, we didn't commit adultery, and second, we didn't inhale yang energy, why do you want to force us to reincarnate!"
"Now the state clearly stipulates that it is illegal to stay in the world after death, and even if you don't want to, you have to be forcibly sent to reincarnation! If you live in this land, I have the right to enforce the law! Mu Feng took out a few more spells, and the charms quickly spontaneously combusted, forming white lights, which were pulled and entangled, and directly sent them to reincarnation.
These ghosts all live in the deep mountains and old forests or are closed to news, and they don't know the new regulations of the country, and they think that someone is kind enough to give food before they come to the door.
Feelings: Those ghosts who know that they can't stay in the world, none of them want to come. It's like someone erecting a sign on a zebra crossing, which says that running a red light is illegal, and you have to take the initiative to go to such and such a place to take the initiative to pay the fine, but it is strange that those people will take the initiative to pay the fine.
Just waiting for the ghost to come to the door by himself is too slim. Therefore, everyone who has joined the Ministry of Defense Spells, or worked under the Ministry of Defense Spells, is like traffic police, patrolling all day long.
Someone systematically investigated a statistic that for almost every 100 people who die, there are two or three souls who cannot be directly reincarnated and are stranded in the world. A lot of people die every day, which is very scary.
Some of these souls honestly follow their relatives, guarding their families, and do not want to be reincarnated. Some even lure their family members to commit suicide because they can't see them, thinking that ghosts are now the new darlings of the world.
Most ordinary people can't see ghosts, and since the chaos in the world, there have been frequent incidents of ghosts harming or playing tricks on people.
After the establishment of the Ministry of Defense Spells, many ghosts became much more honest in an instant.
Because some mages are well disguised, those ghosts can't tell whether they are ordinary people or mages. The unlucky ghost passed by them coldly and was forcibly sent to reincarnation.
Paranormal events are not happening as often as they used to, but that doesn't mean there are fewer ghosts. They hide in unknown corners and snoop, and when there are fewer people, they come out to make trouble.
There are also family members who know that their loved ones have become dead souls, and although they cannot see it, they also offer it to their homes. It is impossible for the mage door to search door-to-door, as long as these dead souls are hiding in their homes, there is still no way to take them.
After a few days, Mu Yu, who became even more annoying than the charter wife, called Liang Miaomiao to the office, he smiled, a money counter on the left hand, a credit card machine on the right, and said: "Today is the 30th, in addition to the money you have earned for the Taoist Temple in the past few days, you still owe 76,300 yuan, whether it is cash or credit card." ”
Liang Miaomiao's jaw was about to fall: "Is there such a reckoning with you?" From the day I returned to the Taoist temple and learned that I had to pay the fee, it was not even half a month, and you asked me to pay! ”
"I don't care when you know the news, anyway, it will be calculated according to the natural month, and you will have to pay at the end of the month!"
"Overbearing! Shameless! Liang Miaomiao spread her hands and said, "I just don't have any money, how about it." ”
"Since you didn't meet the target for this month's task, double it next month!"
"......" Taoist temple now owes a lot of debt, and I don't know how much interest is required every day, Mu Yu can pick and pick every day, and exploit everyone to the greatest extent, it is simply to the extent that the goose plucks its feathers and the beast leaves its skin.
Liang Miaomiao complained and walked out of the office, and she had a headache about Mu Yu's request. Next month's bid of 200,000 yuan, won't it make her run and break her legs?
I really want to take a big order like going to the grassland to find a corpse like before, but now that the country has established a Ministry of Defense Spells, all the hidden mages have emerged, and many people have begun to sign up to learn spells, and if they want to salvage again, it will be much more difficult.
Just when Liang Miaomiao was more desperate, Lingling rescued her with a phone call.
Lingling's voice was a little tired: "Sister Miao Miao, haven't you already gotten rid of the identity of a suspect?" Why hasn't the supernatural office opened yet? ”
"I'm doing a task in the Taoist temple now, did you find me something?"
"Our school is now recruiting two security guards, do you want to apply? Fertilizer and water do not leave outsiders in the field~"