Chapter 40: Ni Zihao's money is really easy to cheat
"You're his best friend, can you help persuade him to let me live?" My words are not against my heart, and it is from the bottom of my heart to let go of life.
"Hehe, he'll definitely let you go!" Ni Zihao picked up his hand and sneered mysteriously, "However, whether it is a way of life or a way of death, it depends on how you choose." ”
I was still confused for a moment, "What...... What do you mean? ”
"Everyone knows that cold wolves are not easy to mess with, if you stop here, in the future, An An will definitely not kill them all. At most, they will transfer you to a position and demote you to the grassroots level. Ni Zihao said leisurely, his face suddenly changed, he approached me step by step, and threatened viciously, "But if you don't change your life, you will try to seduce the boss and blackmail." Hmph, don't say it's Chris, I, Ni Zihao, am the first to let you go! ”
It dawned on me that he didn't believe my nonsense at all, and thought I was trying to seduce the boss?
Nima, is it another time to shoot yourself in the foot?
What day is it? The old lady is so back?
"You, you're insane, aren't you? Who has time to blackmail him?! I ignored the embarrassment of my fox's tail and shouted at him.
thought to himself, this year it was obviously him Yi Fan who blackmailed his mother...... 's body, and I feel even more incomprehensible!
But the damn Ni Zihao was still chattering, "Hmph, I've seen a lot of women like you!" But if you dare to slander Chris in front of me, you are the first! ”
Ni Zihao looked at me with disdain, and said with spit splashing, "Do you think I, Ni Zihao, am so easy to deceive?!" Let me tell you, Chris only has a woman to send to the door in his life, saying that he wants to insult you when he overlords the bow? Heh, you don't pee on yourself? ”
He actually said to a woman...... Sprinkle, bubble, pee?
I'll go!
The people around Yi Fan are all wonderful!
I just feel that I can't do anything about him......
In a hurry, I simply thickened my face and said with a smile and provocation: "Hehe, my mother really hasn't taken care of herself!" Why don't you pee on the spot and let the old lady take a picture? ”
This also choked Ni Zihao!
I saw that he was obviously stunned for a moment, and then approached me with a sneer, deliberately scareless: "That's why not, Lao Tzu peed in front of you, do you dare to look at it?" ”
Heh, do you think I Xia Luo graduated from "Xiamen University"?
The old lady did not evade, and replied confidently with her hand: "If you dare to pee, the old lady will dare to look at it!" Believe it or not? ”
"Oh? Is it? Ni Zihao pretended to laugh lewdly, forced me into a corner step by step, and provoked with one hand, "Do you dare to gamble?" ”
"Say, bet on what?" I was not shocked, and secretly thought it was funny.
It's the first time I've seen such a simple and strange man.
"If you lose and don't dare to watch Lao Tzu pee, then you have to ......" Ni Zihao smiled lewdly, stopped talking, and deliberately brought his snoring lips closer slowly.
You'd think he'd say something like "if I lose, I'll have to give him a kiss or a night's sleep."
NO!
Big, wrong, special, wrong!
When he saw that Ni Zihao's lips were about to be pasted, he suddenly changed his painting style, put away his lewd smile, and said loudly and decisively:
"If you lose, you have to squat down and pee in front of Lao Tzu!"
I'm going, going, going!
Do you have any of these mindsets? What a wonder!
I'm a little dumbfounded......
But if you are not willing to be defeated, isn't it just to watch men pee? Why wouldn't you dare? It's not that I haven't seen the body of the opposite sex, a dead scumbag, and I haven't seen much of my wife this year?
Thinking of this, I snorted a few sneers, raised my eyebrows and asked, "What if you lose?" What to do? ”
Seeing that I was so calm, Ni Zihao was a little stunned, and the arm supporting the wall immediately loosened, "Hehe, it's really an eye-opener today, I've never seen such a cheeky woman!" ”
He seemed interested, and looked around me, left and right, "I say, where did Chris pick up your little wild cat?" You still want to see men pee? The taste is strong enough! ”
"Do you care if my taste is heavy or not?!" I raised my head, pushed him back, and approached step by step, "Say! Do you regret not daring to gamble? ”
"......" He was a little choked, and he really didn't dare at this time.
is also a famous son, how can he do such an indecent thing? Peeing in front of a woman, if this gets out, where will his face go?
In particular, this woman has ill intentions, if she took a photo, wouldn't it be ......
Ni Zihao's psychology, I saw through it at a glance, and chased him step by step to put pressure on him:
"Words are equivalent to spilled water, if you don't want to gamble, you can do it!" Saying that, I had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly thought that I was penniless and had no place to go tonight, so I spread my right hand and blackmailed directly, "Then take the money!" ”
"Heh, Lao Tzu is really right, you are still doing it for money!" He shouted indignantly.
I shrugged, noncommittal, my right palm still open in front of him.
Ni Zihao sighed deeply, shook his head again and again, and sighed helplessly: "I'm afraid of you!" Say, how much? ”
"Two hundred!" I blurted out, and I felt that it was less, so I changed my words again, "Oh no, no, five hundred!" ”
He was shocked, perhaps because he didn't expect me to ask for so little, "Are you sure?" ”
"Well, five hundred! Get it! "I was unceremoniously and anxious.
Ni Zihao didn't look at me angrily, took out five hundred-yuan bills from his wallet, slapped them heavily in my palm, and scolded:
"Get out of the money! Don't let Lao Tzu see you again in the future! ”
"Hey, thank you!"
I put away the money in a hurry, and was about to withdraw when the dead scumbag's cold questioning voice came:
"What are you two doing?!"
I saw that Yi Fan came out at some point, and when he saw that Ni Zihao and I seemed to be doing some kind of transaction, he walked towards us with a steady step, stretching his face and questioning sharply.
Without waiting for Ni Zihao to explain, I glared at Yi Fan fiercely and sprayed him first: "What's your business?!" ”
After saying that, he left the two men and ran to the side of the road to take a taxi, just as a taxi came.
Too lazy to care that the two men behind him were muttering, one questioning; A stammering can't explain clearly, just scolding me for being weird, superb, shameless, and so on.
I slipped into the taxi and was very proud......
Hehe, Ni Zihao's money is so easy to cheat!
Five hundred bills are enough for the old lady to go out tonight to "walk in style"!
……
Not long after the taxi drove away, Ni Zihao's yellow Lamborghini chased after him, opened the top, and drove alongside our taxi on the right.
I saw Yi Fan in the driver's seat frowning, and while controlling the Lamborghini, he shouted anxiously at me: "Hey, where are you going?" Get off the car! ”
"Your uncle!" I grimaced and scolded Yi Fan.
And Ni Zihao, who was in the co-pilot, was still anxiously persuading Yi Fan: "I said Chris, what do you care about her?!" This woman is a perverted wildcat! No, it's the she-leopard! ”
It immediately amused me again, and invisibly dispelled the anger after seeing Yi Fan.
So, I was lying on the car window with a stinky fart, and after sticking out my tongue at Ni Zihao and making a grimace, I laughed unscrupulously:
"Ni Zihao, big stupid hat! If you lose money, don't dare to pee! ”
"I'll fuck your uncle!" Ni Zihao was so angry that he stood up and held on to the back of the driver's seat, and shouted at me, "If you come down, I'll pee for you now!" ”
In the process, the corners of his clothes accidentally covered Yi Fan's face and blocked the driver's view.
"Are you sick?! Sit down for Lao Tzu! The dead scumbag pushed him back into the passenger seat and yelled at him angrily.
Ni Zihao was already in a state of angry bullfighting, ignoring Yi Fan's reprimand, kneeling on the passenger seat, his face was hideous like a leopard, and he raised his chin towards me...... A middle finger?
I didn't care about it, and replied leisurely: "There is a kind of you who pee now, go directly to the car to pee, and the old lady will never blink her eyes!" Saying that, he smiled at the back of the taxi driver's head, and increased his horsepower to provoke, "Not only me, but also let this driver's eldest brother look at his vision, right?" ”
Ni Zihao was completely defeated, so angry that he picked up the tissue box on the car and threw it at me......
But the technique was not accurate enough, and he didn't hit the old lady, but smashed on the back of Yi Fan's head in the driver's seat and bounced out.
Haha, it's really a "pig teammate, God assists"!
Let the face of the dead scumbag, that's called a tie blue!
I was laughing in the taxi and yelled at them:
"Ni Zihao, big stupid hat! If you lose money, don't dare to pee! ”
Ni Zihao was speechless with anger, and on impulse, he was about to jump directly from the car to the top of the taxi.
was grabbed by Yi Fan, and yelled at him angrily: "Enough! Are you finished?! ”
"......" Ni Zihao was silent, and obediently sat back on the co-pilot, so angry that he smoked.
"Say, what the hell is going on? What pee and don't pee?! Yi Fan asked.
Ni Zihao muttered and explained, it looks like it's called a mess!
I was in the taxi, holding my stomach and laughing. But don't forget to tell the driver to get rid of their car while it's time to get rid of it.
The driver always cooperated, and with one foot on the accelerator, the taxi suddenly flew up.
I poked my head out and continued to tease the Lamborghini behind me:
"Ni Zihao, big stupid hat! If you lose money, don't dare to pee! ”
And then unceremoniously give him back one, a middle finger!
Just got rid of their car smoothly, and tonight, with the divine assistance of Ni Zihao's "pig teammates", the old lady ushered in the first "happy day" after returning to Ancheng.
However, the joy is only three seconds!
……
As the taxi passed by Bar Street, a familiar figure inadvertently intruded into my sight. Dressed in an ordinary black sweatshirt and black jeans, the silhouette is so downcast, but in my eyes, it is still in the wind.
It's Pei Kai!
At that time, he and a middle-aged man were standing at the door of a bar, looking sad, watching the staff take down the door of the bar, "Colonel's Bar", and replace it with a new signboard "Secret"!
Infinite loneliness......