Chapter 13: I Wiped My Ass Yesterday (Ask for Collection)
In the unknown mountain range, the male mountains up to 10,000 meters abound, like a sharp sword straight into the heavens and the earth, towering into the sky, the ancient trees on the mountain body are towering to the sky, the old vines are surrounded, the tiger roars and the ape cries in the mountain range, and the ten thousand beasts contend, a desolate scene.
The mountain range is shrouded in spiritual mist, plain and hazy, and there are waterfalls hanging down on many mountains, white as a horse, and the mist rises like a fairyland on earth.
But there are some very special mountains, among these mountains, there is a thousand feet of mountain, the mountain has little vegetation, strange rocks, but on the top of the mountain there is a thousand-year-old tree, the branches are like a giant umbrella, covering the sky and the sun, thick roots cover the whole mountaintop.
"Peng Peng......!"
At this moment, there was a loud noise at the foot of the mountain, the mountain was trembling slightly, and the sand particles on the rocks were jumping at a steady frequency, following the direction from which the loud noise came, only to see a small figure carrying a three-meter-square white stone towards the mountain, followed by a red flame tiger.
"Roar!"
"Smack!"
Stupid tiger, are you looking for death? Xiao Bu was carrying the stones, his legs were trembling, and although the stones on his body were very small, the ninth brother used his means on it, so that the stone was more than 50,000 catties.
Aren't you afraid that I will beat you to death with one punch? At this moment, Xiao Ran turned around, his mouth and nose spewed fire, and white smoke came out of his ears, he was really angry, and this stupid tiger dared to whip him with his tail.
"Roar!"
The Red Flame Tiger roared, gesturing with its claws outstretched while its tail raised high and pointed to the sky, meaning that it was called by the Ninth Brother to supervise it.
He asked you to supervise, did he tell you to pump me? Xiao Bu was a little angry, he carried more than 50,000 pounds of weight, not to mention, there is no way up the mountain, there are huge boulders everywhere, you need to jump to climb up, and today is the eighteenth climb, your physical strength is almost exhausted, every jump takes time to muster up to do it, but he is so slow, this stupid tiger does not hesitate to retaliate, and a tail is pumped up.
The Red Flame Tiger glared at him, then nodded, and looked very serious.
Dead sick cat, you are a fool to me, you are waiting for an opportunity to retaliate, Xiao Bu was a little angry, and kicked out.
The Red Flame Tiger seemed to have taken precautions and easily dodged, staring at Xiao Bu with a disdainful expression, which meant to say, "You come and kick me, I'm so scared." ”
I'm fighting with you today, but I can't bear it anymore, and I chase after the Red Flame Tiger, trying to kick it down the mountain.
"Roar!" the Red Flame Tiger retreated to the left, and when he saw that Xiao Bu was chasing after him relentlessly, he immediately raised his paw and gestured.
Seeing the two tiger hooves of the Red Flame Tiger crossing each other, Xiao Budian understood what it meant, and the stupid tiger was reminding himself that the ninth brother asked him to carry the stone to the top of the mountain back and forth twenty times.
Dead sick cat, do you know the fate of provoking me? The little one grinds his teeth and his little face is black, and he wants to strangle this stupid tiger.
"Roar!" Hearing this, the Red Flame Tiger was digging the ground with four hooves, baring its teeth and roaring, and the tiger's tail was constantly whipping the ground, meaning to say, are you really afraid that you will not succeed when you become the king?
I'm so angry, I chopped you up for a meal of tiger bone soup today, and my face was green, and this thing dared to provoke him without knowing whether he was alive or dead.
Seeing that Xiao Bu was carrying a stone and had to clean himself up, the Red Flame Tiger also lost his temper, and his blood basin opened his mouth and spewed out a stream of flames.
Seeing the Red Flame Tiger breathing fire, Xiao Bu hurriedly retreated, and then he remembered that a few days ago, Brother Jiu gave this stupid tiger a red fruit, and the stupid tiger had a lot of strength after eating it, not to mention, and his intelligence had also grown a lot, and now the stupid tiger was different from the past, even if he only had a slight upper hand in his heyday. The key is that people can breathe fire, and they can only rely on brute force.
If this guy hadn't been afraid that he would fight with it after his strength recovered, maybe he would have been ruthless a long time ago.
Seeing Xiao Bu retreat, the Red Flame Tiger expressed disdain, with a look of disdain on his face.
Xiao Bu'er looked at the triumphant appearance of the Red Flame Tiger, and wanted to fight with it desperately, leaving a few soles on the tiger's head. This dead tiger takes advantage of people's danger, and it is too hateful.
Red Flame Tiger, don't forget, in your moment of crisis, it was I who carried you forward, saved your life, and gave you a new life, not only do you not know how to be grateful now, but also dare to wait for the opportunity to retaliate, it is simply ungrateful, Xiao Bu said through gritted teeth.
"Roar!" Hearing this, the Red Flame Tiger's expression suddenly became very excited, the tiger's eyes suddenly turned red, and the whole body was angry, thinking of a month ago, the scene of the bear child carrying himself forward, the Red Flame Tiger trembled with excitement, the dead child deliberately carried it on its back to collide with the big tree, hit the boulder, and entangle with the old vine, making it covered in pieces and bruises.
And this bear baby is even more unusual, he walks there when it is uneven, bumps all the way, makes it vomit for a day, faints for three days, and has weakness for four or five days, those days are like nightmares, so that it is vivid, can not forget. In the past, it was afraid of this bear child and did not dare to retaliate, but now is a good time to wash away the shame.
Dead and sick cat, you really dare to breathe fire and burn me, seeing the Red Flame Tiger spewing fire at him viciously, screaming a little, and struggling to escape with stones.
"Roar!" the Red Flame Tiger was really angry at this moment, and decided to take revenge, chasing after Xiao Bu Dian closely.
Oh oh! Burn me, little one jumped and jumped on his rocks, trying to dodge the flames from the Red Flame Tiger.
"Smack!" the Red Flame Tiger caught up with Xiao Bu and slapped his tail hard on his buttocks, making Xiao Bu scream in pain and making him angry.
Dead and sick cat, we have been together for more than a month, even if there is no family affection, there are feelings, how can you be so ruthless, aren't you afraid of the sky thundering and splitting?
However, when the Red Flame Tiger heard this, he became more excited, his expression became more hideous, and the hooves of the tiger on all fours kicked the ground even harder, as if he wanted to devour the little one alive. During this period of time, he was killed several times, all thanks to this dead child, and he even had the face to mention his feelings to it, and there was really no one left, the more Red Flame Tiger thought about it, the more excited he became.
Dead Tiger, you remember for me, I'm not done with you, Xiao Bu with a puff of black smoke, with the strength to eat chili peppers, flew to the top of the mountain, and the Red Flame Tiger chased after him, and did not intend to let him go easily.
"Bang!"
I couldn't run anymore, and I was chased by the Red Flame Tiger for twenty-one laps, throwing down the stones on my body, lying on the ground, panting, and seeing the Red Flame Tiger walking towards me, I felt a big head for a while.
However, the Red Flame Tiger stopped four meters away and did not attack him, but the Red Flame Tiger looked a little strange, and then grinned.
You're going to laugh?
Dead Tiger, what are you laughing at? Little Flame Tiger stared, and the Red Flame Tiger branched his head, then blinked again, and continued to grin.
Suddenly, there was a cold feeling on the buttocks, and the little one's face suddenly stiffened, and then the little hand quickly touched his buttocks, and the palm and the ass came into close contact, and the little one jumped up with a bone, and the little face was blue.
Stupid tiger, I fought with you, never stopped, the pants were burned out of a big hole, the little nose was crooked, and the anger was uncontrollable.
Rush to the waterhole within two minutes, otherwise you will bear the consequences, at this moment, Brother Jiu's voice came from a distance, and Xiao Bu hurriedly stopped.
When the Red Flame Tiger heard this, he immediately ran away wildly, not daring to stay.
Take me with you, grab the tail of the Red Flame Tiger that swept past you, and walk with it.
"Roar!" Seeing the little little bit and the red flame tiger that fell behind him, it was helpless, it was afraid of the ninth brother, it should be said that it was more afraid, so it didn't have the heart to worry about the little one.
Another mountain, with a waterfall cascading down the mountain, crashing into the waterhole at the foot of the mountain.
On the side of the pool, there is a huge stone pit, which contains most of the pit of green liquid, exuding a strong medicinal fragrance.
At this moment, Brother Jiu was suspended above the stone pit, and there was a golden flame floating in front of him, and Brother Jiu kept throwing elixirs into the flames, not to mention four or five hundred, and the elixirs were finally calcined into juice and dripped into the stone pit.
It should be okay, Brother Jiu muttered softly after throwing the last elixir into the flames.
At this moment, Xiao Bu Er and the Red Flame Tiger just arrived.
"......Oh! It's so fragrant!" The panting little little didn't have time to catch a few more breaths, and a strange fragrance rushed into his nostrils, and suddenly, his small body shook slightly, and the sour and numb feeling of powerlessness all over his body seemed to subside a little, and the little little bit was very surprised, and kept twitching his nose to find the source of the smell.
Brother Jiu, what are you doing? It's so fragrant, Xiao Bu stared at the medicine in the stone pit with wide eyes, walked over quickly, and twitched his nose while absorbing the medicinal fragrance emitted in the space.
The Red Flame Tiger trembled all over, staring directly at the medicinal liquid in the stone pit, as if the demon was stunned, the tiger's eyes were full of fiery color, and it felt that if it could drink one or two sips of this medicinal liquid, it would definitely be able to undergo an unprecedented transformation and have the opportunity to become a demon-like existence in the future.
The Ninth Brother glanced at it intentionally or unintentionally, and the Red Flame Tiger suddenly had his sideburns standing up, his whole body was cold, and he felt as if he had fallen into hell.
At this time, the Red Flame Tiger thought that the medicinal liquid was refined by Brother Jiu, and his mind instantly sobered up, and he deeply understood the horror of Brother Jiu, the mountain that Xiao Bu had climbed before was originally the territory of a Tianyan python, and the blood pressure it exuded from the Tianyan python could be known that the Tianyan python was definitely an existence beyond the demon spirit and a hegemon, but the person in the air just slapped it to ashes.
The Red Flame Tiger lay aside, no longer looking at the liquid medicine in the stone pit, afraid that he couldn't help it. It knows the power of Brother Jiu better than Xiao Xiao.
Brother Jiu, can you drink this? Xiao Bu pouted his buttocks, stuck his head into the stone pit, kept sniffing the liquid that was wafting out, and asked with an intoxicated face and without raising his head;
When the Red Flame Tiger heard this, it felt very uncomfortable, and it wanted to slap the little one away with one claw and let itself have a full meal, but it knew that this pit of medicinal liquid was prepared for the best child, and it was very envious, and at the same time it was also very depressed and worried about its future, after all, after the bear child absorbed the medicinal liquid, his skill would inevitably increase greatly, and at that time, he was afraid that he would have no power to resist and would be cleaned up by the murderous child.
Seeing Xiao Bu almost bare buttocks, like a dog sniffing there, Brother Jiu was so angry that it was extremely embarrassing.
A bastard who has no interest, Brother Jiu is like a ghost, and suddenly flashes behind Xiao Xiao'er, raises his foot without hesitation, and kicks him down.
"Oops!" Xiao Bu was a little defenseless, planted his head in, and kept fluttering in it, suddenly, he felt comfortable all over, and the previous fatigue and weakness were almost instantly eliminated, so he no longer cared that he was kicked by the ninth brother, and opened his mouth and began to swallow the liquid.
The hateful broken child, you just drink it, be careful to kill you, the Red Flame Tiger finally couldn't help but look at the stone pit, very envious, and secretly cursed the little one.
I drank, I drank, I drank, and I gulped and devoured, and shouted indistinctly;
I drank so much in the bath water, you are going against the sky, Brother Jiu's face turned black on the spot, mainly because this medicine is not used to drink, especially as soon as he comes up, he drinks it with his mouth open, and he looks like a demon reincarnated, what kind of urine is this?
Be merciful, seeing Xiao Bu swallowing the medicine frantically, the Red Flame Tiger wailed in his heart, and seemed to be more uncomfortable than killing it, hoping that Xiao Bu could leave it a bite or two.
"Goo-dong, goo-dong"
The more I drank, the more I felt refreshed, relaxed, and comfortable.
It's so comfortable, Xiao Bu blinked his eyes, licked his lips, and enjoyed his face, and then continued to swallow with a coo.
"It's so full!" A few minutes later, the little little belly was swollen like a ball, and he had a few burps, he couldn't drink anymore, and looked at the medicine in the stone pit reluctantly.
Brother Jiu, pack it for me, I'll drink it after I'm tired next time, I got carried away and began to command Brother Jiu.
The ninth brother, who was just about to speak, stiffened and the corners of his mouth twitched, he didn't expect this bear child to be so bold and dare to arouse him.
And the Red Flame Tiger that had just stood up fell to the ground all of a sudden, and after it saw that the bear child couldn't eat it, it stood up and prepared to receive the whole plate, but the baby actually asked the ninth brother to pack it for him, obviously he didn't want it to taste a drop, it was too damn hateful.
The Red Flame Tiger stood in the wind and was directly messy, with a feeling of being driven away.
Oops! I felt a fire in my stomach, and suddenly, a little bit of a scream, and now his whole body was full of light, and his skin began to become crystal clear, and then he was sweating profusely, and his whole body was uncomfortably hot.
Brother Jiu, what the hell is this, how can you still have stomach trouble after eating it? Xiao Bu is struggling in the liquid medicine, and he is old and uncomfortable.
Maybe you didn't wipe your butt yesterday, but now you have eaten all the unclean things on your body, can you not make a fuss in your stomach?
Xiao Bu's face was dark, and he was almost mad, and he shouted, "Does this have anything to do with whether I wipe my butt or not?"
Aren't you bathing in it with your bare buttocks now? The dirty things on your body have long been integrated into the liquid medicine and drunk by you, can you not feel uncomfortable in your stomach? Brother Jiu is still very calm.
The little ones began to smoke on their heads, their little faces were blue, and their internal organs were rolling, and after a long time, they finally held back a sentence, "I wiped my ass yesterday." ”
"Poof!"
Brother Jiu almost burst into laughter, and he couldn't speak for a long time, and then he thought that there was nothing wrong with people's answers.
You may not have wiped it clean, and finally Brother Jiu thought about it and said seriously;
Your second uncle, Xiao Bu almost collapsed, don't bring such a disgusting person.
Hey, what does the baby bear, how does the bath water taste? Brother Jiu continued to smile and ask.
Brother Jiu, which pot is not opened, which pot is not opened, and he wants to vomit blood, this thing is disgusting when he thinks about it, and he talks about a bullshit taste. Besides, if you want to know the taste, you can take two sips yourself.
Xiong Wa, what kind of expression do you have? Do you want to find death? Brother Jiu saw that Xiao Bu was glaring at him, and immediately glared back, more than glaring, how could he have been afraid of anyone.
"Ah...... ,”
If you give God and I will come down, I will promise to leave a thousand eight hundred foot marks on your face...... I'll smack you to death with a big mouth, strangle you with a fist, smash you with a punch, kick you to death...... The little one roared again and again.
I definitely won't make you comfortable today, Brother Jiu was angry, and as for the Red Flame Tiger, he was already stunned on the side, and his expression was changing.
Xiong Wa, it's okay to eat this thing, Brother Jiu reached out his left hand, sucked Xiao Bu Er into the air, and smiled softly at Xiao Bu Er ;
Yes...... I...... I don't eat, you goddamn demon, a bastard who lacks virtue, let me go quickly, or I'll fight hard with you, seeing the thing in the hands of the ninth brother, the little ones are cold and the hairs stand on end, their eyes are cracking, and they are struggling desperately in mid-air, screaming, as if they have seen a ghost.