Chapter 262: Forcibly Conscripted Again
"Damn, it's here again! Vomit...... As soon as Wang Fatzi finished speaking, he vomited again.
"Vomitγγγγγγ Why the are you so disgusting, can you not throw up in the car? Lin Yiting scolded and vomited, and she had to drive.
"Boom!" With a loud bang, the big toad had already hit the Dongfeng warrior.
Although the Dongfeng warrior shook forward, it did not cause any damage to the Dongfeng warrior, the Dongfeng warrior is bulletproof in the whole car, and the rocket can't be pierced, let alone a big toad.
Wang Fatzi was hit and fell in the car again, and the mucus on his body was stained even more.
"Groove! If Lao Tzu hadn't fallen sharply, he would have slashed you with one sword! "Wang Fatzi is not ashamed, if the bronze arm armor is still there, he doesn't use a knife, he can kill this big toad with one punch.
Even if he didn't have bronze arm armor, the former Wang Fat Man could fight a T2-type creeper without falling behind at all.
But now it's not good, Ya'er said that the realm has plummeted, that's good, what is not good is that Wang Fatzi has become a waste, except for a broken mouth, there is no use for hair.
"Can you die if you don't brag? Hurry up and find a way to kill it, or we won't be able to run away at all! Lin Yiting urged.
"Groove, Lao Tzu has a fart solution!" Wang Fatzi was also speechless, as soon as he showed his head, the tongue of the big toad shot over, and he didn't know how long the toad's tongue was, and it could shoot a distance of about ten meters.
"Throw a grenade! You're not brain-dead! Lin Yiting reminded Wang Fatzi and did not forget to hit Wang Fatzi.
"Groove your sister, you're brain-dead!" Although he said this, Wang Fatzi did not stop in his hand, and five or six grenades went out one after another.
The "boom" explosion was endless, the smoke and dust were everywhere, and there was no movement behind, because of the problem of smoke and dust, and he couldn't see what the situation was.
Wang Fatzi's reaction was not slow, he slashed with his hand, but found that a huge ball of meat was wrapped around the knife, and then before Wang Fatzi saw anything, the knife in his hand was gone, and it was swept away.
The fat man was shocked and frightened, but he immediately thought of a brilliant way to deal with this big toad.
"Hehe, let you eat, this time I'll send you a big one to eat!" When Wang Fatzi spoke, he had already cut off the rope tied to the exercise bike on the roof, and moved the exercise bike to the back, blocking in front of him, and hung a few grenades on the exercise bike, one of which also pulled out the safety pin.
The big toad had already rushed out of the smoke and dust at this time, and the black tongue shot over again in the next second, and the fat man Wang put his hands over his head and lifted the exercise bike, ready for a long time.
The tongue of the big toad just wrapped up in the exercise bike, and then with a huge force, the bike was quickly pulled back, and the big toad subconsciously opened its mouth to bite it, and just like that, the big toad bit an exercise bike in its mouth.
Wang Fatzi couldn't help laughing, he had seen a golden toad used by people to attract wealth before, and he had a copper coin in his mouth, it was for fortune, and he didn't know what the big toad in front of him was for biting a bicycle in his mouth.
The next second the truth told Wang Fatzi that the big toad bit a bicycle in his mouth, and that was to find death.
"Boom" With a loud bang, the grenade on the exercise bike exploded violently, blowing up the mouth of the entire big toad.
"Groove! Finally blew up the beast! Wang Fatzi was overjoyed, and his suppressed mood was finally released.
The group of zombies that caught up behind did not continue to chase the fat man, but rushed up to fight for the corpse of the big toad.
It seems that whether it is evolving zombies, mutant creatures, or awakening humans, their flesh and blood have an absolute attraction to ordinary zombies, and Wang Fatzi probably guessed a little bit that ordinary zombies, eating the flesh of these guys, should be able to evolve.
Getting rid of the corpses, Wang Fatzi and Lin Yiting scolded each other, drove a distance of more than ten miles, and finally parked the car by a crystal clear stream.
As soon as the car stopped, the two rushed out of the car, and then there was a burst of vomiting, and even the boy also rushed out of the car and retched for a while, which shows how bad the smell in the car is.
After Wang Fatzi vomited, he returned to the car, took out the two duvets that had not been covered for a day, and threw them away.
Lin Yiting was still sneering on the side: "If the quilt is stained with mucus, you will throw it away, and your face will also be stained, why don't you throw your face away!" β
"I threw it away a long time ago, didn't you see it, am I shameless now?" Wang Fatzi said indignantly.
"Good! You win! You fork! Lin Yiting was also speechless, she couldn't help it when she met Wang Fatzi playing a scoundrel.
The two beds of duvets were thrown away, and Wang Fatzi was still quite distressed, after all, it was more than 3,000 beds.
The next thing is to use the clear stream water to wash the mucus from his body.
That is, because this is a small stream, and it is crystal clear, if it is a small river, or turbid water, Wang Fatzi will not dare to approach even if he is killed, he has not forgotten those monsters in the Jinshui River who eat people and do not vomit.
Wang Fatzi took off all the clothes on his body and threw them away, ripped off the gauze, used a piece of soap, and finally sprayed half a bottle of perfume, so that the smell on his body was not so unpleasant.
But the smell in the car can't be removed, although Lin Yiting wiped it with water many times, the smell still wants to vomit, if you can change the car, Wang Fatzi will not hesitate to replace the car, but it's a pity that they are in this car, so the smell in the car can only wait for it to slowly dissipate by itself.
Seeing that the fat man Wang sprayed Dior's perfume like toilet water, the muscles on Lin Yiting's face twitched involuntarily: "Can you use flower water, don't use my perfume?" β
"You won't die if you use it!" Wang Fatzi glanced at Lin Yiting and sprayed perfume in the car even harder.
It's a pity that the world-famous brand of perfume was mixed with the smell of mucus, which didn't make the smell in the car smell better, on the contrary, it smelled even worse.
In this way, the two of them hit the road again, but they didn't go far before they were stopped by a team of military vehicles.
The people on the military vehicle asked Wang Fatzi to pull over, Lin Yiting asked Wang Fatzi if he couldn't stop, Wang Fatzi didn't want to stop, but he saw that the other party's military truck was carrying a row of bazookas, and Wang Fatzi could only let Lin Yiting park the car on the side.
As soon as he stopped, he rushed over to a guy wearing glasses and combing his back, and said to Wang Fatzi and Lin Yiting in the car: "Get out of the car, your car, your people, and all your materials have been requisitioned by the army!" β
"Groove! What the hell is this being forcibly conscripted again? Wang Fatzi couldn't help but scold.
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