Chapter 182: Strange Alchemy
"Please stop calling me princess, in my hometown, the word princess is not good!" Guan Jingyun couldn't help but sink his face, first glared at Loulan fiercely, and then said to the goblin store manager: "You can call me small... Well... Sister will do it. β
"Lady Defender, what a strange name, what's the use of this thing?" Hearing this, Guan Jingyun looked at the jade bracelet and found that this thing looked very unsightly, not so much a jade bracelet as a glass bracelet, if it was purely from the perspective of jade, it was a fake that could not be faked anymore.
"Protection!" Hearing this, the goblin immediately replied, "As long as the passive defense function on this bracelet is activated, any male creature that touches more than half the palm of your body will immediately become impotent for at least a week. β
"Damn, no wonder it's called a lady defender, wearing this thing, you can't think of being a lady!" Before Guan Jingyun could speak, Loulan next to her was already amazed: "Such a thing lacking in virtue must have been made by a female alchemist." β
"Well, let me take a look" Although Loulan just said casually, the goblin was very serious, took out a card from the counter under the bracelet, cleared his throat and read: "Maker, Adam Carvingknife---- nephew of the neighbor's brother's friend of the great alchemist Goinstein's student... Belch... Let me think about it, since it's a nephew, it shouldn't be a woman. β
"Is it really a man? It seems that this guy must be a person with a story! Lou Lan heard the black line on her head and said, "However, is it really necessary to introduce the large string of relationships behind the name?" It doesn't make any sense! β
"It means a lot!" Hearing this, the goblin said, "Being able to write on the card shows that this string of relationships is a verified and real relationship, and the maker of the bracelet does have some connection with Master Goinstein." β
"Master Goldstein?" Loulan was speechless for a while when she heard this, and was worried that Guan Jingyun really wanted to buy this bracelet, so she hurriedly diverted her attention: "But we don't want this thing, let's look at something else!" β
"Who said I don't want it, I must buy this thing." When Guan Jingyun heard this, he immediately objected, and deliberately put his head to Loulan's ear and whispered: "Don't think I don't know anything, I know what you were thinking on the farm that night, you big villain!" β
"Huh? This one... Jingyun, can you talk louder? I've been a little back in my ears lately. Hearing this, Loulan hurriedly fooled over, and urged the goblin store manager: "Did you hear it, wrap this thing up for us, and then have something else to see." β
"Ah, the noble ... Young lady, you are the most arrogant guest I have ever met, and allow me to praise you! Hearing this, the goblin store manager smiled and said, "This bracelet costs 18 Fantasy Tongbao, you will not find a cheaper price than this when you travel all over the exiled land, please feel free to buy it." β
"If there are any other good things, introduce them to me" Guan Jingyun gave Loulan a roll of his eyes to show his dissatisfaction with him pretending to be stupid, and then said to the goblin store manager: "Is there any bracelet with better effect?" Like the permanent kind? β
Hearing Guan Jingyun's question, Lou Lan's heart suddenly became excited, and he was so frightened that he immediately looked at the goblin store manager nervously.
"Huh? This one... Not yet" The goblin manager was also startled when he heard this, after all, as a male creature, he is extremely sensitive to things like impotence, and hurriedly covered it up: "However, we have a lot of other functional accessories, such as anti-poisonous snakes, mice, mosquitoes, flies, cockroaches, perfumes, necklaces that can change the color of the skin at will, and braces that can make the teeth white and crystal after wearing, with two hundred kinds of fruit scents, you can choose at will, and a hairpin that can permanently fix the current hairstyle, even a tornado can't blow your hair, and... β
"Okay, needless to say, it's just some messy things, and there's nothing new" It's the first time Guan Jingyun has heard of so many magical things, but at the same time, he is silent, and said lightly: "That's it, give me one of everything in your store, oh no, two, all wrapped up for me, and the gentleman will pay the bill." β
Of course, that gentleman meant Loulan, and the reason why he bought two pieces of everything was naturally for Xie Meina, so many fun things, of course Guan Jingyun wanted to buy her a copy as well.
"The Great Goblin God is above! Am I having auditory hallucinations? The goblin store manager was dumbfounded when he heard this, and his voice trembled a little: "Honorable young lady, as you requested, the price of these things is a total of 1094 Fantasy Tongbao, are you sure you want to buy it?" β
"I'm pretty sure, wrap me all up." Guan Jingyun said without changing her face, she knew that Loulan was now amazingly wealthy, if she didn't spend some for him, he would be single all day long, and he really didn't know how to spend it!
"Honorable young lady, allow me to praise your beauty, your generosity, your soul, and everything you have!" The goblin manager said excitedly: "Please rest assured, I will definitely give you the best price, I... I'm going to give you a discount... Oh, great goblin god above, how can the word discount come to my mouth, what an unforgivable sin! But I can't help it! I have to give you a big discount for jumping off the building and vomiting blood to sell your kidney, let me do the math... The final price is 1093 Fantasy Treasures! β
"After talking for a long time, is it only a discount 1 fantasy Tongbao? You're a goblin! Guan Jingyun rolled her eyes when she heard this, and said angrily: "Forget it, just give you 1100 Dream Tongbao, and use the rest as a tip!" β
"Ah, tip! What an exciting word! The goblin manager became even more incoherent when he heard this: "The last time I heard this word, I was a sixty-year-old boy, I was a hotel waiter at that time, and a big man gave me a copper tip, and I was so excited that I didn't sleep well for three days! β
Loulan's daily income now, and the total of various projects has reached 10,000 fantasy treasures, which is naturally not bad money, but after buying so many things at once, it takes time to pack the bags, and the two of them can't take them, so they asked the goblin store manager to arrange the packing and delivery, and prepare to continue shopping.
"Honorable young lady, can you wait a little longer?" Seeing that Loulan and the two were leaving, the goblin store manager suddenly seemed to remember something important, and hurriedly stopped the two and said, "I still have a treasure of the town store here, because it is too expensive, it has not been put out, I wonder if you are interested in taking a look?" β
"The treasure of the town shop?" When Guan Jingyun heard the goblin store manager say this, she obviously hesitated, although she knew that Loulan was rich, but it was not blown by the wind, the price of this treasure of the town store must be very expensive, but she didn't dare to decide without permission.
"Take it out and show us right away!" Lou Lan's observation was so careful that he could immediately see Guan Jingyun's thoughts, but Guan Jingyun didn't know, Lou Lan knew that the goblin clan's attainments in alchemy were the first in the mainland, and he had long wanted to buy some top-level alchemy items, preferably magic cannons, titan giants or something, the grievances between him and the crocodile gang would have to be resolved sooner or later, and the strength would have to be strengthened sooner or later.
"Okay, then please wait a while, I'll go get something" The goblin manager was overjoyed when he heard this, leaving the goblin guy to continue packing the goods for the two, he took out a large bunch of keys from the counter, and walked into the small door of the store with a clang.
The goblin store manager didn't come back for more than ten minutes, Guan Jingyun bought so many interesting things, naturally he was very happy, but he directly left Loulan to try the new, Loulan was bored, so he walked around, picked up this for a while, picked up that for a while, and passed the time.
After looking at it for a while, Loulan soon discovered a strange problem, that is, the makers of these alchemy items have very peculiar signatures, and in addition to their own names, they will attach a long list of descriptions to the end of their names: the great alchemist Goinstein's maid's servant, the errand neighbor, the great alchemist Goinstein's cook's friend's brother's uncle's lover's husband, the great alchemist Goinstein's neighbor's friend's distant cousinγγγγγγ
In short, they are all such descriptions, and the only thing that these strange descriptions have in common is the beginning of "the great alchemist Goinstein".
"Who the hell is this Goldinstein?" Loulan came to the busy goblin guy, quietly stuffed him with a dream treasure, and asked, "Why is his name on every alchemy item?" β
"Ahh Dear Sir, your generosity is like the majestic Titan Mountains, I praise you! The goblin guy got a shiny big gold coin for no reason, and almost jumped up with joy: "Master Goinstein is the greatest alchemy master of our goblin clan, the idol, belief and dream of all alchemists, he represents the height that an alchemist wants to reach all his life, and he has created countless top-level alchemy: Angel Alliance, Doomsday Blade, Dragon King Divine Power, Cursed Armor, Magic Cannon, Titan Giant, and countless other great alchemy artifacts, and what's even more amazing, He also built the Titan Fortress ---- the most powerful war fortress in the Celestial Wind Continent on his own, though no one had actually seen it. β
"No wonder, it turned out to be a great genius, Goldstein, this name is also a little interesting!" Loulan nodded when she heard this, and secretly wrote down this great name.