Chapter 1: I've Been Kidnapped
As usual, every third watch day I started to act, and with a wisp of smoke, I rubbed onto the roof. The moon is amazingly bright tonight, and the sky is cloudless. The gentle moonlight sprinkled on my face was particularly moving, and I mysteriously covered my veil.
Hearing that there was a new Zhou prince in the Zhou Mansion, he was handsome and extraordinary, and the neighbors were amazed. I went to his place early and got ready for tonight's action.
On the roof, I vigilantly inspected the surroundings of Zhou's mansion, and carefully uncovered a small piece of tiles, and in the dark room lay a sleeping man, who was Zhou Gongzi. I lit a beam of light with a candle, and I saw Zhou Gongzi, who was in a poor posture and sleeping indecently. I saw him lying on the bed in the shape of a "big" figure, and his mouth was still drooling, and he didn't look like a person who trained martial arts quickly. I let down the guard in my heart, quietly uncovered the extra tiles around me, placed the flying rope and left the long rope, crept down from the roof, and took a closer look, heh! This person looks like he has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, but his sleeping position is a little shivering, but it doesn't affect my interest in him. I quietly lit the charming ecstasy incense, the incense was just slightly bright, but I didn't expect him to suddenly turn over, raise his buttocks, and let out a fart on my head, but the incense was extinguished.
This fart is really "lethal"! The stench is unbearable, and the nausea is unbearable. I thought that was the end of it. Unexpectedly, he let out a series of loud farts at me again, "How many beans did this grandson eat tonight?" It's still a serial fart! What a basket! "A disgusting smell of rotten eggs, head-on. I cursed in my heart and didn't dare to speak out. I hurriedly took a few steps backwards, but unexpectedly stepped on the mechanism that someone had deliberately laid out, and the bell rang in the room. "Not good! Exposed! "I was shocked.
"Bold thief, where to escape?" I saw a mysterious man break down the door, and a long sword flew from under my nose. I instinctively dodged quickly. "What a bold man dares to do an obscene thing here. It's a shame that I have a premeditated plan, and I let the wind all over the city to lure you, a thief who doesn't know the height of the sky, into the net! Brothers, give it to me! "It turns out that they are all from the government, and I have been tricked." Don't hurry up and give this flower thief to the official, there will be a lot of rewards, don't let her run away! The fart basket on the bed commanded.
In desperation, I had no choice but to bite the bullet and go through a few tricks with the leading people, who surrounded me in large numbers, bent on arresting me and rewarding me for meritorious deeds. I'm no match for them, but I'm a half-demon, and I'm a little skilled in spells, and I use a trick to create a cloud of smoke on the spot, and when the smoke clears, I'm gone out of thin air. In the dark of the night, the light of the moon shone on me, revealing a swift figure, and I ran on the rooftop, thinking, "These dog officials must still be stunned and spinning in place, and they can't figure out what is going on in front of them." ”
I turned around and looked behind me, and sure enough, no officers and soldiers caught up, so I breathed a sigh of relief and muttered, "It's so unlucky tonight, not only did I return empty-handed, but I almost ate prison food, it seems that I should be more cautious in my future actions." As soon as the words fell, I felt a chill under my feet, and after stepping on the air, I fell from the roof in a puff of smoke, and hurriedly recited the Tengyun spell to save the emergency, but my spell was not working from time to time, and it failed at a critical moment. Originally, the eaves and walls, the majestic flower thief, the fox and the small fish, now plunged into the haystack like a dog robbing, and there is no image. "Whose is this house? There is such a big hole in the roof, and I don't know how to make up for it? Don't be afraid of being killed by thunder and rain one day! I cursed, hurriedly got out of the haystack, patted the dust on my body and shook off the excess weeds above my head, I looked around the broken house, and found that it had been uninhabited for a long time, the house was covered with dust and cobwebs, and I fixed my eyes to see that there was a beautiful boy lying on the top of the bed. Mom, there is nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get them. After the failure of the flower-picking operation tonight, I was still annoyed, but I didn't expect to meet a beautiful man in this broken house, and this fall was worth it. "I'm lustful, and I don't know what this beautiful man is about, so let's take a look first. I slowly approached him and came to his side.
I saw that he was dressed in white, with long black vertical hair scattered next to the pillow, two thin lips as soft as flower petals on his fair skin, his eyes slightly closed under the two thick sword eyebrows, and his narrow eyelashes were particularly moving. The carved nose is the finishing touch, such a delicate face, people will fall into it if they are not careful, such an amazing appearance can be said to be upside down!
"Have you seen enough?" Hearing a dull sound from the head of the bed, he frowned, and reached out for a sharp sword to hang over my neck, and the movement was as fast as lightning. He opened his eyes, as quiet and deep as the night sky. I lost my soul for a short time, forgetting that I was in danger at the moment, and it was the first time I had met such a stunning beautiful man.
"You're the flower thief, aren't you? The speed of escape is too slow, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. He smiled evilly at me, and a murderous look flashed in his eyes, and I realized that this man was an enemy or a guest. Just as I wanted to get up and resist, I saw him leap and hit me in the head, and I fell unconscious.
After a few hours, I came to my senses. I found that I was lying in a sedan chair at the moment, wearing a wedding dress. I was tied with ropes up and down, and I was like a dumpling, and I had a splitting headache, and my whole body was paralyzed, and I couldn't move. His mouth was also stuffed with strips of rags, and he couldn't make a sound. I muttered to myself, "Where am I?" Why am I dressed like that? Where am I going? Looks like I underestimated that beautiful man. He appeared in the dilapidated house where I had to pass through to be prepared, and I should have been more careful to take precautions, but I didn't expect to be attracted by his beauty, and I became lustful, and this was his trap. ”
With doubts and foreboding, I pricked up my ears to listen to the small sounds around me. The sedan chair swayed, and the person carrying the sedan chair could be faintly heard talking.
"I don't know which unlucky girl is sitting in the sedan chair to be sent to Yinyang Village. I heard that Yinyang Village is very dangerous and terrifying, and if a good-looking woman is taken care of, she will marry the eighty-year-old owner of the village as a bed-warming concubine. I heard that the owner of the village is extremely ugly, and there are maggots on his face. The personality is also uncertain.,If you don't serve well.,You'll be skinned and cramped on the spot.,It's very vicious.。 I looked horrified, "Bed-warming concubine?" Peeling cramps? ”
"It's a good end to be a concubine, but a woman with a bad fate was hanged on the spot as soon as she entered the village, and her fresh heart was dug up to make an elixir. In short, none of the women who went in made it out alive. What a pity! I can't go to that place, I can't go there! I looked horrified again, "Digging into the heart for alchemy? No survivors? ”
"Oh my God, how much they hate women! The heart of a stunning beautiful man is so vicious! I have no grievances with him, and he actually sent me to such a gloomy and terrifying ghost place, and he also peeled his skin and cramped, and dug his heart into alchemy? It's better to die in a government prison. This place is not suitable for long, and I must leave immediately. "In desperation, I concentrated my mana and escaped with a doppelganger spell. But after tinkering for a long time, I didn't move at all, and my whole body was weak and weak. Am I getting a soft muscle? I didn't expect this stunning beautiful man's methods to be so despicable that he actually drugged me. It's miserable, my little life is going to be folded in Yin Yang Village.