Chapter 73: Rage
"Lingji, come out!"
Lingji and I have the same heart, so I naturally understand what I want to do at the moment, so as soon as I show up, I put on a posture.
Suddenly, there were gusts of wind hanging on all sides, and in this hot summer, gusts of wind hit people's faces and bodies, not only did not feel the slightest coolness, but a biting cold. One by one, the villagers were so cold that they couldn't help but shiver.
looked around in a panic, but found nothing.
"There." Suddenly, a villager pointed to the sky and said in a trembling voice.
Looking in the direction of his finger, we can clearly see that directly above us, there is a female ghost wearing a red dress and long hair shawl, quietly suspended above our heads.
Seeing that I was discovered. Lingji couldn't help but let out a "giggle" laugh. Her laughter was not drowned out by the screams of the crowd, but was clearly heard in everyone's hearts. Let everyone listen to it really.
"Mom, it's a ghost, it's a ghost!" A village screamed. Then a large crowd of villagers screamed. They ignored us any longer and fled in all directions.
Seeing that these villagers were very scared of themselves, Lingji was very excited, and she was even more happy!
One moment to pat a villager on the shoulder, and the other to blow a cold air next to a villager's neck. Her actions are just naughty in my eyes, but in the eyes of those villagers, it is clear that she is a demon who wants to kill! One by one, they cried and shouted that their mothers were desperate and fled!
Among them, the fastest to escape was the thin middle-aged man of the roe deer mouse. Because of the previous reasons, I deliberately kept an eye on him! Seeing that he was running fast, he hurriedly commanded Lingji, who was floating in the air.
"Did Lingji see the one who ran the fastest? Get him back!"
When I ordered my neighbor, a flying body appeared next to the middle-aged man named Gu Er, and floated back with his collar!
Gu Er was so frightened that he screamed continuously, he was incontinent in the air, and the filth dripped down the trouser tube, I was shocked to see it, and the senior sister and several girls were even more disgusted!
Lingji didn't notice anything wrong. Anyway, it was even more fun, flying a few times back and forth on the heads of those villagers. Many villagers were so frightened that they fainted on the spot, and the remaining ones who were a little more bold ran even more desperately, wishing that their parents would have two more legs when they gave birth to themselves.
When I saw that the villagers had learned their proper lesson, I beckoned to Lingji and told her to come back!
As a result, this girl actually threw the shit and urine Gu Er over with a parabola. scared me, my senior sister, and the two sisters Shiyue Shixue also ran away in all directions! I'm afraid I'll accidentally get on those filth!
"Don't fall to your death! To live!" The senior sister turned around and exclaimed as she ran.
But she was obviously late in saying this, Gu Er's scream in the air was that he was thrown to the ground on all fours, and he didn't know if he was alive or dead!
I'm secretly broken, don't really fall out of the way, when the time comes, so many villagers will escape, whether it's black or white, even if we have a few more mouths, we can't explain it clearly!
So one by one we covered our noses and ran back, and I reached out to sniff. Seeing that there is still gas, this is relieved!
Looking at Lingji, who was still circling around us, she was a little depressed. This kid is good at everything, but his intelligence is too low!
"What to do? Are you coming or am I coming?" Senior Sister said in a deep voice.
I looked at Gu Er's filth all over his body, and said with some disgust: "It's better for you to come!" ”
"I'm coming? If you don't do it as a man, let me do it as a girl, and you're still not a man? Do you have any responsibility? That's how you respect your senior sister and my ......" She pointed to my nose and counted for a while, and I was embarrassed to count, and I felt that I was not a thing.
"Hey! Can you help me loosen the tie first? ”
Following the sound, I saw that Gu Yan's kid was still tied with ropes, and his hands and feet couldn't move. Apparently the villagers had left him behind when they ran away.
Seeing this scene, I felt so angry and funny. The angry thing is that none of those villagers have a conscience, and the funny thing is that this thing also has some yellow filth on its body now, apparently it was accidentally dripped on his body when Lingji was wandering around in the air.
looked at his desire to cry without tears, and he couldn't survive but couldn't die. I said with disdain, "Yo, isn't that who?" Why are you like this?"
The kid had bitten my thigh, and my thigh still ached. I'm not an atmospheric person, on the contrary, I'm very stingy, and I will repay it!
If it weren't for chasing the two sisters of Shiyue, I had to let this kid go, and I would have made him look good before!
Now that this kid is in my hands again, I can torture him and relieve the hatred in my heart. I picked up a three-finger-thick stick from the ground that I don't know what kind of bastard had thrown it. Came to his side and struck him with a stick on his thigh.
"Ahh
"Click!"
The boy let out an earth-shattering scream. At the same moment, the stick in my hand also broke in response!
I said with disdain: "Just this little injury and pain, you can't stand it, when you bit Lao Tzu before, weren't you very good?" Show me another cow? You remembered it for me. This is what you owe me. ”
The kid glared at me viciously, and said fiercely: "What kind of ability is it to take advantage of people's danger!" If you have the ability, you let me go, let's fight with real guns, and see who did whom?"
I sneered, just wanted to make up for this kid and let him know what is the iron law that people have to bow their heads under the eaves, but Shiyue Shixue and the two little girls ran to me left and right and dragged my two hands, shaking their heads again and again, not letting me continue to clean up this kid who is not a look.
"Brother Tianju's original misunderstanding was all a misunderstanding, and we don't know each other anymore, so you don't remember the villain, spare Brother Yan this time!" Shixue put her arms around me and said comfortingly.
On the other side, Shiyue also looked at Gu Yan again and again: "Brother Yan, Brother Tianshu is the only relative we have in this world, and we didn't know each other before, so we mistakenly thought that he and Sister Cai Jie were bad people, and now that the misunderstanding has been solved, you two will turn into jade silk, okay?"
Gu Yan crawled on the ground with a straight face and didn't answer, his stubborn temper was bored when he looked at me, so he got angry and wanted to kick him.
Even I want to beat him, not to mention my sister, who has always been an acute violent maniac!