Chapter 156: Those Things on the Plantation
The old Smoking Gun has been having a good time lately, and the new recruit plantation has begun to produce it, and while it's all Skooge, it also means that the mushrooms that have been transplanted from the battleship are almost harvested.
Since the battleship smashed into this swamp a few months ago, the old smoking gun and the boys with bad legs and feet have enslaved the fart and snot to start transforming the geographical environment, and the task was completed in half a month, and then it was continuous sowing and sowing and sowing and sowing.
Listening to those stupid snot spirits babbling and singing, "Cut, cut, chop, smash, sa la and plant them all", the old smoking gun squatted on the top of the hill and smoked a cigarette stick, and his wrinkled green face smiled like an old chrysanthemum.
Just as he was thinking that it would not be long before he could harvest a large group of boys, the old smoker heard a sharp shout from the bottom of the mountain.
"Oh no, no, Daddy, there's a rookie who smashed our yard and ate a lot of our brothers as soon as he crawled out of the soil!"
The old smoker was not angry but happy, and after a long wait, it was finally the harvest season, but when he saw the thin body running down the mountain, he couldn't help but wrinkle his old face into a flower again.
Everyone knows that when Dr. Dig made a fortune and fought the world, he was surrounded by a group of fart spirits, although they were all small points that could be slapped away, but Dr. Dig liked these pets very much, except for Dr. Dig himself, no kid dared to bully them.
This time, Dr. Dig went out on errands and left them all.
Relying on Dr. Dig's prestige and military entrustment, no Ou Krypton dared to bully them, and at the same time, no boss was willing to take over these guys, because these are thorns, nothing else, and they are more powerful than those technical tyrants.
At first, they were sent to the master Bass to learn the trade, but there was a big explosion at the end of the three days, and Bass was so angry that he almost cut off their dog's head.
What about the other bosses......
Either they were training the boys, or they were organizing the boys and the other gangs Waaagh!, and no one had the time to care about these guys who could burp with one kick, and in the end, the bosses were all rushed to the old smoking gun.
Anyway, the old smoking gun has nothing else to do on weekdays except to watch the mushrooms in the field grow up day by day, and it is not right to say that the old smoking gun is fine, he will take a whip to smoke fart and snot essence every day when he is in a good mood or in a bad mood, and Dr. Dig calls it Okr management or leather whip education, so throwing it to him is a professional counterpart.
But in this way, the old smoking gun was broken, and the fart spirits flooded the mushroom field with water on the first day they came, and if they hadn't found it earlier, now I'm afraid there would only be Sgurg sharks and Scrooks.
Two days later, a fart called the dentist secretly organized the fart to do some kind of tooth decay operation, and dug out the Okron boys who had not yet grown strong out of the ground, and then extracted the teeth one mouth after another, and then buried them secretly after extraction.
my brother's legs! The Okr kid who hasn't eaten a bite of mushrooms has tooth decay!
If it weren't for the fact that the fart spirits were still measured, they just cut a small hole in the sporangia, and the kids inside were not affected too much, otherwise even if the digging doctor came, he would have slaughtered all these lawless guys.
There have been many more such incidents.
The old smoking gun is emaciated, the key is that these farts don't remember to beat, they can't kill and kill, and they will always come up with some new tricks soon.
Eventually, the old smoker decided that it was better to be blocked, so he simply called the fart spirits for a lesson, and asked them to manage the fart and snot spirits in the recruit plantation, and told them that if they could grow a lot of krypton, Dr. Dig would be very happy, and maybe reward them.
Unexpectedly, the effect was surprisingly good, and these fart spirits quickly put all their energy into growing mushrooms.
It's a pity that such a peaceful day didn't last long, and in order to become the most Waaagh! little mushroom expert, the fart spirit quickly divided into several small forces.
Needless to say, the fart spirits played "the dam I built today, the mushroom field that flooded Yaya", "tomorrow I blocked the water pipes and released my water", and finally developed into several groups of fart spirits fighting in the recruit plantation, and even one time a fart stole a battle fortress and was ready to bulldoze and crush all the mushrooms of the opposing camp.
The old smoker had to call the other shakers to smoke all the farts once.
In the end, the threat will tell Dr. Dig everything they did, and the group of fart spirits stopped acting out of line, but they still kept making small movements, but these small frictions did not cause substantial damage to the mushroom and the unborn Ou Krypton under the mushroom, and the old smoking gun was left alone, and he really didn't have that energy to waste when he was old......
Tired!
Thinking of what happened during this time, the old smoker was sad, but at this moment, when he heard that Ou Krypton was finally born in the recruit plantation, and he also ate a few fart essences directly, his heart blossomed again.
"Where, take me with you!" the old cigarette gun knocked the cigarette stick on the sole of his shoe a few times, and got up and said urgently to the fart dentist in front of him.
The dentist pointed to the mushroom field he occupied and shouted, "In our field, when we saw him crawling out from under the mushrooms, we told him to go out and get the business, but he directly twisted off the head of the flower skin and ate the legs of the mud!"
The old smoking gun ran in small steps in the direction pointed out by the dentist, but before Ou Krypton arrived, he heard the thunderbolt explosion in the mushroom garden, and his heart tightened and he accelerated his pace.
"What's going on, what's going on?"
When the old smoker went to the ground, he saw a newborn Krypton boy crawling on the ground, his legs disappeared from below the knees, and there was a fist-sized hole in the back of his head, and the blood was gurgling out, and he couldn't live.
Looking around, a dozen or so farts were throwing their big gadgets into the mud, and one guy had quietly stepped on it a few times in order to hide the things he had just used.
Everything in front of him made the old smoker angry and angry, and he raised his hand tremblingly and pointed to Ou Krypton's corpse and shouted: "Who did it, who did it, stand up for me, I will slaughter that B cub!"
The little fart dares to the guy to kill Ou Krypton, which is the first time in the past for the entire war gang, it is simply the opposite!
The dentist who was hung up firmly denied that he agreed with his subordinates to subdue the Okron Kid with weapons, and also firmly denied that he allowed other fart spirits to hide weapons.
As for the fart spirits who were already working on the recruit plantation, it was not so easy, and the fart spirits that the old smoker saw at the scene were all used as rations for biting Sgoog.
Then the old smoker personally held a funeral for the dead boy.
Ou Krypton's funeral was very simple, just like the song sang: "Cut, cut, chop, chop, sa la sala, plant it all, water some water, pee, and the mushrooms will grow taller the next day......"
Maybe it was because the old smoker personally peed in the plantation, and the next day, the Okr boys sprung up from the ground like mushrooms after a rain, and the other bosses also rushed to the plantation to select their favorite subordinates when they got the news, and the gang had not been replenished with fresh blood for a long time.
The last belated Iron Chin Boss also brought a piece of news.
"Dr. Dig asked us to order Ou Krypton and set off immediately, the target of the shrimp is the Pydamon Nest!Waaaaaaagh!"