Chapter 1: Canyon Worker Mulan!
“First blood!”
“You have been slained!”
As two cold female voices sounded, Mulan's hand holding the sword slumped weakly, and then her body fell to the ground like a leaf in the wind.
Looking at the darkened screen, Josie showed a sly smile on her face, and then looked up at the time that was still beating on the phone screen, and said excitedly.
"Haha, I've broken the record again, one minute and twenty-one seconds, and I admire myself more and more!"
As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the other three people who were originally busy with their own affairs gathered helplessly.
"Tsk, Sister Josie is harming the young grass sprouts of the motherland again! Alas, I really don't know what these grass sprouts think, obviously Miss Ben is also as beautiful as a flower, why do you have to pounce on Josie, the exterminator? ”
Xiaomi put down the fourth-level textbook in his hand and said very indignantly.
"Anyway, it's been half a year since anyone dared to find Josie to exercise her skills, which one is not eye-opening!"
Song Yuning puffed one hand and the mirror in the other, his face was indifferent, and he asked out loud.
"It's a new student enrolled this year!"
The phone lit up again, Mulan's machete had been resurrected, and Josie manipulated the characters, but her eyes didn't stay on the phone but looked at her roommates with different expressions and replied with a sincere face.
"I'll go, little fresh meat!" Song Yuning wailed, then dropped the things in his hand and flew to Josie's side, grabbed Josie's neck with both hands and wailed, "Josie, can't you leave us a way to live?"
"Do you know what people in the school call us 304 girls' dormitories now!"
"What do you call it?" Josie asked suspiciously, blinking with starry eyes.
"Red Detachment of Women!" Song Yuning replied with a look of resentment.
"Huh!" The expression on Josie's face became more complicated, and she asked with confusion, "Isn't this name quite inspirational?" That's good! ”
At this time, everyone really didn't know what to say, so they could only roll their eyes wordlessly and release the grass and mud horses galloping in their hearts.
At this moment, Song Yuning turned his head and caught a glimpse of Josie's dim screen!
Hua Mulan had fallen helplessly again under Josie's complete ignorance of the manipulation, but what made Song Yuning care was the questioning from the friendly army on the screen.
From time to time (Han Xin): "Mulan, is the tree in the King's Canyon easy to cut?"
"Wow! Josie, someone asked you! ”
Song Yuning exclaimed and said, "Looking at the name, it should be a very handsome little brother."
Josie was noncommittal, looking at her startled roommate, Josie turned her head to look at the screen helplessly.
It's just a name, and where it's handsome!
At this time, Mulan had been resurrected, and Josie manipulated her to continue on the road.
She didn't have the time to pay attention to this stranger, she had only one goal, to be a beautiful pit goods, die gorgeously, and lose calmly!
At this time, Han Xin's manipulator couldn't help frowning when he looked at Hua Mulan, who didn't care about his meaning and was still galloping on the road.
He has seen a lot of pit goods, and the most important thing on the road to the king is pit goods, but it is the first time he has seen it like this!
I gave two heads in the first three minutes, what a talent!
Han Xin continued to jump in the grass, he didn't admit defeat in his dictionary, even if he encountered a sinkhole, he had to work hard to cross it!