Chapter 40: The Wild Dog Is Immortal
arranged for the one-eyed dragon, and Meng Nan asked someone to put down the missing eye.
This little guy dangled in mid-air for a few days, and his brain finally returned to a stupid state, and he didn't dare to shout in front of the boss anymore, "I lack heart and eyes, I have 10,000 ways to kill Ya" and other middle two words. It stood in front of Meng Nan, squinting at the combat tractor and drooling.
Meng Nan didn't want to bother saying anything that he couldn't remember at all, so he said directly: "Go and help with the work, perform well, and I will reward you with the rest of the rags of the Hurricane Motorcycle." ”
"Waaaaagh!" Missing Heart Eye immediately stepped on Ling Bo and ran away, the speed was really lightning fast.
Meng Nan called the wild dog again. is also an orc boy, the wild dog saw that the one-eyed dragon was valued by the boss and was very unfair, and was looking forward to being named, seeing that the opportunity was coming, of course he refused to miss it, and ran to Meng Nan to learn the appearance of the one-eyed dragon and nodded.
It's a pity that this kid has no talent, and his imitation is very clumsy, and his expression is not as vivid and ridiculous as that of the one-eyed dragon.
But Meng Nan didn't care at all, as long as the orc boy could strictly abide by his orders, it was enough to have a fart and a rotten nose if he wanted to watch the show.
"Wild dog, do you see this?" Meng Nan slammed the pumping pump into DuangDuang. "You go and connect all the iron pipes first, the length of which can stretch from the sea to the entrance of our plantation, and then connect the iron pipes to this thing, the interface must be strong, and if there are not enough people, draw them from the orc farts and boys who make iron pipes. ”
"I see, boss, let's see. The wild dog took the order and went away.
Move your mouth on the top and break your leg on the bottom. Meng Nan climbed on the roof of the car and looked at this group of green-skinned work, which seemed to be casual, but in fact, he was very anxious, but it was useless to be in a hurry, after all, the meal had to be eaten one bite at a time. First of all, he must make sure that these non-brainless guys can accurately complete their orders and not make too many mistakes, otherwise even "I think" will be useless.
The one-eyed dragon was busy building a second vacuum pump, Wild Dog ordered a few orc boys to help rivet the pipes, and the others continued to work on the tin sheets to make pipes, and everything seemed to be in order.
As the boss, Meng Nan is very satisfied with this.
The work of riveting pipes is actually very simple, that is, the pipes with nails that are not uniform in workmanship standards.
But here's the problem, the orc boys have a rougher style of making things, they build the diameter of the pipe according to the thickness of their own wrist, and they don't test it, anyway, it is estimated that it is almost qualified. The fart uses his own thigh as a reference standard to create a pipe diameter, and he has built a set of feet inside, as long as he can stuff the whole thigh in.
Orcs don't have a standard production line......
This can be a big problem for humans, but not for orcs.
The diameter of the pipe is smaller?
It doesn't matter, just smash the nozzle big, otherwise smash the nozzle small, and then put two pipes like this, if it is not suitable, then use a hammer to knock it, otherwise the nozzle is qualified.
Seeing that the pipeline was getting longer and longer, it was getting longer and longer, but Meng Nan felt more and more that something was wrong in his heart.
"Come here, wild dog. ”
The latter immediately ran over: "Boss, what's the matter?"
"You're going to make this pipe so long now, how will you get off the cliff later?"
"Huh? this ...... This ......" replied after a hard time of thought and patted his head. "I'll just push it down, don't worry, boss, everything is up to me!"
Meng Nan wanted to curse when he heard it. What do you mean that everything has you, the current length of the pipe is less than tens of meters, if you make a 100-meter-long iron pipe, how heavy is the weight, and the riveting interface of the back part of the pipe can withstand the continuous fall?
"Are you going to push it out horizontally or vertically?"
The wild dog was stupid again: "This ...... Boss, I don't make a difference if it's horizontal or vertical. ”
"You go and ask them if there's a difference between horizontal and vertical. ”
The wild dog ran to ask, and came back and replied, "They are the same as I was thinking, no different." ”
"Hiss......" Meng Nan gasped after hearing this, "I think" is really the enemy of the orcs to use their brains, but since they are all thinking like this, then don't be entangled. "Get out, get out, anyway, I'll settle accounts with you if something goes wrong. ”
The wild dog scratched the back of his head and muttered in a low voice, "It really doesn't make a difference" and went back to work.
The pipe soon reached the same length as the orcs were looking for, it was more than 100 meters long iron pipe, although the thickness was different, the weight was really there. There was no need for Meng Nan to order, the wild dog spontaneously led the people and horses to start pushing the pipe.
These guys didn't think about changing the direction of the pipe when they pushed the pipe, so they were stunned and let the pipe mouth push against the cliff, which is what Meng Nan just said.
It's a waste of energy, but they don't seem to care, and the orcs don't lack strength anyway.
The part of the pipe hanging in the air became more and more, the center of gravity began to gradually shift, and the tail was slightly cocked. The wild dog was a solid eye, and when he saw that the other orcs couldn't hold it down, he ran to the back and pressed it down with all his milking strength.
Meng Nan shook his head, saying in his heart that these guys have no brains, and at the same time looking forward to the last moment.
That moment is this moment, haha, this is very winding, isn't it, oops, it doesn't matter, anyway, the time has come for Meng Nan to verify his guess.
More than two-thirds of the way out of the cliff was over, and the orcs could no longer resist the strong force of gravity, and almost at the same time they got out of their hands, except for one of the Dead Eyes. And the pipe that lost its suppression was like a fish and dragon swinging its tail, and the tail end suddenly cocked violently, and a green figure WaaaghWaaagh flew into the air with a scream, and soon turned into a dazzling star.
"It actually flew out, I thought I would slide into the sea with the pipe......" Meng Nan put a pergola with his hand and looked at the sea in the distance, and after a while saw the waves splashing. "Wild dogs, this guy flies really far. ”
The 100-meter pipeline from the sea to the top of the cliff can be smoothly placed, thanks to the unity of the orcs and fart spirits, and thanks to the full dedication of the wild dogs, may the wild dogs be immortal.
Ahem, Meng Nan believed that the wild dog could swim back by itself, and he didn't say anything to remind him, just to find some bad taste for this boring day.
The wild dog can't come back for the time being, and Meng Nan can only pick up the girder himself. He jumped out of the car and walked to the edge of the cliff to take a look, and the pipe did not fall, but was stuck straight into the bottom of the sea, and the length was just right, as long as the height of the elbow was enough.
"Not bad. Meng Nan nodded, calling for a lack of heart. "You take a few down and fix the pipe to the cliff wall with iron sheets and irons, do you hear?"
"Lao Tzu is the boss, I heard it. But when will I get rewarded? I want to build a fart bouncing car. ”
Meng Nan knocked on his heartless head, pointed to the sea and said, "See, the wild dog will be rewarded when he comes back, go to work!"
The lack of heart grinned, and the fart was busy.